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Crista Cober for Numero of the Day

Her name is Crista Cober… She seems like she could be Canadian…fuck Canadaians….possibly Jewish, fuck Canadians, because you can’t say much about that other thing, since they own the media and thus the world, and I am a fan of them, but fuck Canadians…but I can’t be sure, I don’t follow her on instagram, which to me means that we’re practically dating, especially since she’s only got 500 real fans…making me 1 – out of – 500 people she can ignore but still sees all the attention I give her.. I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, but she’s the cover girl of Numero, which is probably a huge deal for her…meaning I missed my shot, and not based on every second pic of her on her internet being up on some male model dude…but because once these girls get a cover they turn evil… I guess what I’m trying to say is… Cool pictures bro… The post Crista Cober for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj in her See Through Good Morning America Outfit of the Day

Yesterday, I was walking down the street and the girl in front of me was wearing a pair of leggings that I assume she had no idea were totally fucking shredded… Meaning, like a run in her pantyhose, that shit happened to her whole ass area, in a the pants couldn’t take it anymore, she was fatter than she though, squeezed into a smaller size than she though, and they just fucking exploded … and she had no idea… I tried to take the pic, to post to instagram, as you do when you see people embarrassing themselves, rather than tell them so they don’t continue walking down a busy street ass out, because I figure it’s part of some comedy act or some shit…and I don’t need t be on Candid Camera or a youtube prank show… It was sloppy, gross even, but wasn’t nearly as sloppy as this inappropriate, not fit for TV, or ever, fat chick in revealing clothes shit… NICKI MINAJ IS AS MUCH A MONSTER…AS SHE IS AN IDENTITY CRISIS… I have no idea why that was in caps…my computer has a mind of it’s own… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS The post Nicki Minaj in her See Through Good Morning America Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Imbruglia is No Longer Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

She has taken her money from that song, and is lying in a bikini in some luxurious, not polluted setting….but she doesn’t turn on her roots, like Jenny from the Block, she’s pulled out her tit, to be as close to lying naked on the floor as she can for the paparazzi… If you don’t like that, here’s Elle Macpherson lying naked on a yacht because her “bikini modling” has got her a “billionaire husband”…and yachts is something billionaires do.. The post Natalie Imbruglia is No Longer Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Graduates High School of the day

Kylie Jenner graduated high school… It’s a big day for her Assistant who did all her homework, because she was too busy getting her face jacked up at the family plastic surgeon to look like a 45 year old housewife of Beverly Hills, which also looks like a porn chick, and/or stripper, even if it’s just a lot of clown make-up and not actual surgery, it’s not cute…for a 17 year old….or really for anyone, unless may they are in their 70s, trying to hang on, because at that point in your life, who gives a fuck, make everyday Halloween… Her family had a big party where they all twerked, rubbed up on each other, probably made it a storyline in their show, that I can proudly say I’ve never seen…where everyone was just there because they were getting paid…and had no choice…as they texted…away…mom and dad no where to be found…but the Saquatch one demonstrated how her ass implants work… The whole thing…VERY weird…creepy even….but would have been pretty perfect for a setting of a horror movie or mass killing.. Stop shooting up Movie Theaters crazy people, start shooting up the demons polluting our society…while I stare at their tits… The post Kylie Jenner Graduates High School of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Delilah Parillo By Purienne for Vogue Spain of the Day

I used to listen to a radio show called “Lovers and Other Strangers”….that was syndicated and is probably still on the radio.. hosted by this bitch named Delilah … who thought that she was channeling a message from god….where she would really preach jesus shit in reference to her advice she would give people going through a divorce or calling in to celebrate their lives…for her to answer them with condescending advice and often times play totally inappropriate songs to deal with the issues these people were going through…Like someone would call in and say their wife of 40 years cheated on them then died…and she’d play a Christina Aguilera song…it is the little things, like everything wrong in America that brings me joy…as well as tits.. So it is only natural that this Delilah, will remind me of than Delilah, and that Delilah, will remind me of love, and this Delilah, will be on the recieving end of that love, because she’s amazing looking and you’d be crazy not to love her…but that could just be me drunk on her tits talking… All this to say, photos by Purienne and he’s good. The post Delilah Parillo By Purienne for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner in Bed of the Day

These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time… Because we are basic, this is basic marketing, it’s why we bought beer in the 80s…and cigarettes in the 60s… Speak to our penises…and we’ll listen… The post Kendall Jenner in Bed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Beach Daze of the DAy

Like I said… These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time… But Miley Cyrus, in all her bullshit, TUMBLR Hipster that isn’t a hipster because she’s fucking mainstream as fuck and hipsters are anti-mainstream…but hipsters don’t actually exist, but a bunch of fucking Miley Cyrus phony artists do, which is ok by me, since Art is a fucking scam… Just keep getting naked girl…I got you. The post Miley Cyrus Beach Daze of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland’s Bikini of the Day

Willa Holland is Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter and I like stepdaughters…. Especially when they played the younger sister on the OC, back when Mischa Barton was falling apart at the fucking seams… Well, here she is in a kiddie pool for you perverts who are really into things in the kiddie pools whether in a bikini or not…because you’re a fucking predator… The post Willa Holland’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland’s Bikini of the Day

Willa Holland is Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter and I like stepdaughters…. Especially when they played the younger sister on the OC, back when Mischa Barton was falling apart at the fucking seams… Well, here she is in a kiddie pool for you perverts who are really into things in the kiddie pools whether in a bikini or not…because you’re a fucking predator… The post Willa Holland’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eva Longoria Ass in Leggings of the Day

Eva Longoria’s ass has had a lot of black dick in it…and here it is being held together with a high spandex count pair of pants… She’s also Mexican, first generation, so that means she’s more an American Princess, more white and obnoxious and even racist than most white people…. You know the kind of Mexican who doesn’t make her own corn tortillas, but who finds it fun to wear a sombrero on Cinco de Mayo…. Straight from Texas to LA…..and for some reason…the world fucking loves her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eva Longoria Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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