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Playboy Hipster Tits Kayslee Collins Not Naked of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know nothing about Kayslee Collins because she barely exists… She’s an instagram model who isn’t even a good instagram model…but rather one who hangs out with the other instagram models and gets the trickle down affect of that friendship.. Like a bootleg version of the girls who hang with Taylor Swift…you know scaled back and limited to instagram.. Only unlike the other instagram models, she was getting naked in Playboy cybergirl shit, before deciding to go “hipster” model where she could go promote Skinny Fit Teas and other instagram shit…. So here she is in a hipster shoot, cuz she’s a model people… She’s grey area slutty and provactive…but not the NAKED HIPSTER SHOOTS she’s done to get started in this bullshit, talentless, we get it you have tits, existence… All these bitches are useless, but they think they matter, they are committed to thinking they matter….so let them exist… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Playboy Hipster Tits Kayslee Collins Not Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez posted a picture of her upper thigh…and unfortunately…I can’t masturbate to it, because I am not a repressed muslim who is not exposed to the internet..Ramadan…I am not an inmate who has been in prison for a decade or more with no access to women or masturbation for fear of exciting the cellmate who’s got a little less self control when it comes to rape…but then again, maybe I’m just not into Selena Gomez subtle erotica, because I know that Selena Gomez…has more slut to give, more slut in her, and not just because she’s had Bieber in her, but because she worked for Disney and you know how those Disney execs train talent..but I’ll post the picture anyway…because why the fuck not… The post Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Minogue’s Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if this is for a Breast Cancer campaign – since she had breast cancer – but it probably isn’t because of her ass…. Maybe it is a midlife crisis since she’s old as fuck…or if this is a program for cloning…up on some Stepford wife shit because Kylie Minogue doesn’t age…and that freaks me the fuck out… I mean sure it’s a shitty pic, but you can still tell her ass is banging…at what must be 60…her first song was in 1988…. I am confused by the fact that Kylie Minogue still exists…but I am more confused that she turns me on…still. TO SEE SOME OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE The post Kylie Minogue’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Minogue’s Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if this is for a Breast Cancer campaign – since she had breast cancer – but it probably isn’t because of her ass…. Maybe it is a midlife crisis since she’s old as fuck…or if this is a program for cloning…up on some Stepford wife shit because Kylie Minogue doesn’t age…and that freaks me the fuck out… I mean sure it’s a shitty pic, but you can still tell her ass is banging…at what must be 60…her first song was in 1988…. I am confused by the fact that Kylie Minogue still exists…but I am more confused that she turns me on…still. TO SEE SOME OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE The post Kylie Minogue’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Stewart Thighs for Marie Claire of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristen Stewart was rumored to be a lesbian, thanks to her mom saying she’s a lesbian… I can’t imagine anyone being shocked, you know with the fact that she looks like she’d be a lesbian…but not any lesbian, the kind of lesbian who wears a strap on dick so that she can feel like she has a cock every time she grabs her crotch lesbian…that or some inbred, unshowered hick who has been fucked by her dad as it is their family tradition…which I am not sure whether the two are related or not…but let’s just assume they are…. Well, here’s her upper thigh for Marie Claire, the same upper thigh she either wraps around her bitch’s neck and/or that she uses to scissor with…because lesbians only have two moves… The post Kristen Stewart Thighs for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden Body Painted at Comicon of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Courtney Stodden obvious, desperate, embarrassing attention seeker who gets naked, even though she’s not really hot, but rather older than she pretends to be, with stupid bolt on tits, in what I guess is a drug induced level of crazy, thinking this will help her “career”…when really it just sort of makes a clown out of her… But then again…she doesn’t really have a career…She was the teen bride of a d-lister…and I would say that it’s really too bad that girls want to be famous so bad that they do such nonsense stunts to get noticed…but I love the nonsense stunts..they make me laugh..and they allow me to see her nipples…Which isn’t really a life goal….or a big dealsince I’ve watched her masturbate in her “sex tape”…that has no sex in it…because when your only option is a sex tape…since no one cares about you…go for it… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE All this to say, my biggest fail was not going to her Halloween party years ago… The post Courtney Stodden Body Painted at Comicon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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RIP MOTHERFUCKER the CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER EDITION Of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder how many times I said “I hope that fucking asshole from Ed Hardy Dies, so that these loud, trashy, mid 2000s clothes that made him a millionaire a few times over, dressing cheesy coke head women beating assholes in bottle service or the gym dancing to Tiesto…who don’t know they are faggots, because if they did, they would have better taste”….back when Ed Hardy was a thing… Well he died of cancer, which is less fun and glamorous than a drug overdose in bottle service with his cheesy bros who made his shirts famous… He was 57 years old and worth over 250 million dollars…because he figured out how to make and market garbage people would eat up…probably from working as a designer for other brands…and realized how he could make a ton of fucking money doing it…so he did… He created a fucking style, trend and paved the way for assholes everywhere to look in the mirror before going out, flexing and really thinking they looked goood.. All this to say…Ed Hardy will never die…it will forever live in a dark place in my heart…and Christian Audigier had the last laugh becaue you know as well as I know that he probably hated the shirts as much as we did…he just loved every dollar they made him….he turend shit into gold… RIP Motherfucker Ed Hardy will never die…Here he is tanned with a model…because #goals… Ed Hardy will never die…Here’s Ashley Tisdale’s ass in 2008 wearing her Ed Hardy because she was paid to, or maybe because she thought it was cool and has no taste because she’s a robot.. The post RIP MOTHERFUCKER the CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER EDITION Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone Models Purses of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone is a cunt who tried to sue me for posting boring as fuck honeymoon pictures…back when she was married to a relevant comedian….at the time when she was naked all the time in her photoshoots while being a model…because that’s what models do..they are bodies that sell those bodies like hookers…because they are hookers…who eventually start a family with rich people…like TV show creators… Not that any of that matters, but Lara Stone is still pretty fucking hot, and just because I can’t get over insignificant lawsuits that never amounted to anything, because I am insignificant in the grand scheme of things, like if you were to ask her what DrunkenStepfather.com is, she’d have no fucking idea..but I can still think she’s a cunt in this one sided relationship…a cunt I would like to wear as gas mask…in the apocalypse that is my life.. The post Lara Stone Models Purses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone is a cunt who tried to sue me for posting boring as fuck honeymoon pictures…back when she was married to a relevant comedian….at the time when she was naked all the time in her photoshoots while being a model…because that’s what models do..they are bodies that sell those bodies like hookers…because they are hookers…who eventually start a family with rich people…like TV show creators… Not that any of that matters, but Lara Stone is still pretty fucking hot, and just because I can’t get over insignificant lawsuits that never amounted to anything, because I am insignificant in the grand scheme of things, like if you were to ask her what DrunkenStepfather.com is, she’d have no fucking idea..but I can still think she’s a cunt in this one sided relationship…a cunt I would like to wear as gas mask…in the apocalypse that is my life.. The post Lara Stone Models Purses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Big Brother Masturbation of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a video for Big Brother a show that I am not interested in watching and have never been interested in watching…but that I am watching now…at least this clip of it…because it is apparently one of the contestants jerking off and smearing his cum on the girl he is jerking off with… I don’t know if this dude is actually jerking off, or if watching a dude jerking off is something you are into, whether on Network Television or their webcast livefeed to keep their shit going 24 hours a day for fat, lonely, trailer trash with nothing better to do with their lives….but I assume public masturbation is, because it is the only way you can show people your pathetic dick…creeper.. All this to say, everything is porn, because humans are horny…stop repressing us mainstream media….let these two fuck graphic sex…instead of making them hide it under the covers like a bunch of religious weirdos…which they obviously aren’t, they are on Big Brother… The post Big Brother Masturbation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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