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Big Brother Masturbation of the Day

Here’s a video for Big Brother a show that I am not interested in watching and have never been interested in watching…but that I am watching now…at least this clip of it…because it is apparently one of the contestants jerking off and smearing his cum on the girl he is jerking off with… I don’t know if this dude is actually jerking off, or if watching a dude jerking off is something you are into, whether on Network Television or their webcast livefeed to keep their shit going 24 hours a day for fat, lonely, trailer trash with nothing better to do with their lives….but I assume public masturbation is, because it is the only way you can show people your pathetic dick…creeper.. All this to say, everything is porn, because humans are horny…stop repressing us mainstream media….let these two fuck graphic sex…instead of making them hide it under the covers like a bunch of religious weirdos…which they obviously aren’t, they are on Big Brother… The post Big Brother Masturbation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Flexibility of the Day

If you’re like me, you’ve jerked off to something yoga related at least once… Whether it is Yoga pants and how great they make asses look…or some spiritual hippie bitch you brought home from the bar who uses yoga moves in the bedroom trying to expel your sperm out of her…because spiritual hippie bitches don’t use condoms…or razors…or maybe it was Yoga in the park show put on by new mothers or a college Yoga class trying to get some outdoor in the park air…or maybe it was just to girl on instagram showing iff their flexibility and overall health….wearing shorts… Well now, Britney Spears and her yoga flexibility can be another one for you to get off to, if you’re into this kind of of mom of two vagina pop..which I am…because it smells like money….and cheetos…10 year old placenta, K-fed and probably like it needs a shower or two…she’s certifiable and if I’ve learned anything from medicated crazy people…it’s that vagina health is never their priority… She’s good, even if she’s old…she still bends…and that’s how I like my puppets… The post Britney Spears Flexibility of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hanna Davis for SI SWIM DAILY of the DAy

I don’t know why I post these shitty pics of shitty girls for Sports Illustrated as part of their marketing campaign… I actually hate the pictures and everything they represent…they are boring…and the girls in them aren’t real models.. They are just hookers and this is me giving them more exposure so that they can charge more by the hour… All while not giving a fuck about these pictures or this girl… I am not jerking off to this, and you shouldn’t be either…this isn’t what I’m into…this isn’t interesting…she doesn’t even look good.. Yet here I am…feeding into it..because I have a problem I call updating this site everyday when I should just stare at the fucking wall..it’d be more rewarding.. Garbage… The post Hanna Davis for SI SWIM DAILY of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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House of Cards Will Turn You Into the Secretary of Spank!

The third season of House of Cards is out on Blu-ray, and you can fire up your erectoral college to nude scenes from Kim Dickens and Olivia Luccardi . Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet’s daughter Zoe Kravitz makes her nude debut in The Road Within , and bikini model Taylor Rhodenbaugh gets the topless party started on Ballers .

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Juergen Teller’s Picture of Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day

Juergen Teller is one of the best photographers in the world. Definitely in the top 20 and I guess it only makes sense that he’d be hired to shoot the Kim Kardashian idiots for some magazine called “System”…that is supposed to be a racy as fuck shoot, but that I guess is only this picture for now, which as far as I’m concerned is racy as fuck, because this big is disgusting and this is teetering on obscene…. The post Juergen Teller’s Picture of Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk in LUI of the Day

Elsa Hosk for Lui Magazine by Cédric Buchet may be the hottest, most interesting, most amazing, most epic, distraction from the fall of the economy, government, financial system, and possibly the end of the world as we know it… Because she’s showing her tits… Tits she was showing before she landed the Victoria’s Secret contract..and tits that she will continue to show because once you’ve pulled your tits out, you need to keep them out, otherwise people will think you just showed your tits for attention to land that evil corporate contract…that will set you for life and secure rich husbands for life…instead of really believing in showing your tits… She’s Swedish and in Lui, which is what I assume the French from France version of Playboy or GQ, designed to showcase model tits, instead of trashy girl tits…and model tits, with good photographers is more interesting to look at… TO SEE HER VICTORIA SECRET SHOOT CLICK HERE Here’s the other shoot that LUI put out for the July/August issue featuring: Axel Pons Ramon, Chrispophe Canitrot, & Carolina Jaramillo The post Elsa Hosk in LUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Conan Hits Comic-Con Mad Max-Style

I don’t watch late night TV anymore, but Conan is by far the best. Continue reading

Ashley Benson’s Sexy Photoshoot

I love a good fake “artsy” photoshoot as much as the next pervert, so I was pretty happy when I came across these latest pictures from Ashley Benson . It’s been a while since we’ve gotten anything new from the blonde hottie, so even though I tend to prefer my topless photoshoots with a little less pretentious moping around and a lot more skin, hey, I’ll take it. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Rachel Yampolsky for Mikel Roberts of the Day

I am guessing that Model Rachel Yampolsky is barely a model, but rather an instagram model, who happens to have agencies represent her, because she’s hot, and why not sign her, it’s not like it costs money to do, and it gives these girls credibility.. Well, it turns out that she’s taken the route of all instagram models who matter, and got herself naked for Photographer mikel roberts … And whether she’s relevant or not, making money or not, the next big thing or not…she’s naked…and that is always something I encourage and would like to participate in…with my mouth, fingers, and even my micro clit sized penis.. That said, what she is proving is that the world is full of hot girls who feel hot enough to take hot pics…making the girls making money being hot girls…less relevant, and more affordable…and that’s a good thing…just not as good as her young tits. The post Rachel Yampolsky for Mikel Roberts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Hybrid, test tube, baby created in a lab by some gay dude…who I assume was either a narcissist, as gay guys tend to be, ready to use his scientific background to reproduce, and to have his DNA live on in the form of a fashion model…that all the men will want…that may even get him into the all the right parties…like Leonardo DiCaprio orgies…as sometimes dreams come true… I like to think he was commissioned by Victoria’s Secret to create her, but they’ll never let you know that…cloning… She’s from Denmark – here are the Danish cloning laws…I am going to assume it is legal… HERE Here are her pics… The post Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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