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The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day

In case you were wondering, Emily Ratajkowski may not be relevant anymore, people may have forgotten she exists, she may still be getting some shitty little we jobs in the process of falling off, and she may be getting cameo’s in movies that are out of touch and just trying to tackle what they assume people are into…without actually knowing what people are into…and she’s still got tits. Which pretty much means, she’ll be ok… Not because a woman is defined by her tits, her relevance defined by her tits, her existene defined by her tits…I am a firm believer that women are amazing, and can be smart and powerful and inspiring…but not so much when they lower their worth to their tits..because when they do..they become just tits…and I guess in Emily Ratajkowski’s case..they are pretty good tits…. I wouldn’t mind catching her as she falls, you know with my mouth…even though I’m sure she’s been in some weird places…in this short lived career. The post The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Nipple Slip of the Day

When you’re a Rihanna Impersonator holding on as hard as you can to the little level of fame you’ve got… YOu do what you can when you are at events you know paparazzi are going to be at… Subtly pull out that tit…that big and amazing tit…because people want to see it…but you can’t make it obvious, it’ll look desperate…even though we already know she’s desperate…right…but not as desperate as me for posting her tits like they matter, because everything in my life is far more pathetic than this….this is actually the high point, but why kill myself, when I can just laugh at how bad it gets and hope for a natural disaster. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anita By ImgaeFolio of the Day

Our friend IMAGEFOLIO too some pictures of the amazing, lovely, magical… Anita Zolt ….that I wasn’t invited to attend, because everyone thinks I am weird, especially, when I am masturbating in the corner…with random household objects…it’s weird, I get it, but I thought we were in this together…and I blame Anita Zolt for being so magical… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Miranda Kerr for Trends Health Magazine of the Day

I asked my facebook friends about a rumor I had heard about a Victoria’s Secret model…basically the rumor is that it is a known fact that one fo the VS model…past or present…recently accepted 1,000,000 dollars to have sex, we’re talking one night, with a very very rich dude who can afford to drop a million dollars on a pussy… I heard the guy was fat and disgusting, clearly if he’s willing to pay a model a million dollars, he’s slimey as fuck… Eveyrone on Facebook called out Miranda Kerr as the girl who did it… Now I’ve heard all kinds of rumors about her, from Fucking Bieber, to other billionares in her baby daddy circle…throwing away her contract…but a high paid escort, who we would all fuck for one night foa a million dollars, but is still a fucking escort…is just the next level of obvious, expected, considering everything, but still trashy, which I guess comes with the territory…I mean she’s hot bodied, has good fake tits, but that doesn’t mean she’s a self respecting lady…or classy…I mean she’s Australian…you know how Australians are… That said, here she is in a magazine, because Magazine appearances are key to getting million dollar sex offers…and million dollar sex offers are pretty fucking awesome for any girl.. I never pay more than 100 dollars. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Miranda Kerr for Trends Health Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Girl Riding a Firework for Independence Day of the Day

My token black reader and facebook friend…who I once tried to recruit to publish his self hating black jokes because it was funny… Kaveriis sent in this pics of some white girl who wasn’t scared to be alone with him, because black is trendy now, and Kaveriis is pretty white, a good tactic to be be the aaccessible, non threatening dude to fulfill their black fantasy…it’s the hip hop generation…and black guys have big dicks… That’s not to say this model Sara Gramm form Instagram had anything to do with that, but she did get naked and ride a firework for him, and I can imagine he loved every second of it, and not just because black guys are always horny for anything with a hole…but he’s also a fanboy and nerds and naked girls or girls in nerd clothes make their systems malfunction…. That said, here are the pics..happy July Fourth of July.. VIA KaveriisPhotos The post Naked Girl Riding a Firework for Independence Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Hancock for Fourth of July by Rony Alwin of the DAy

Her name is Lindsay Hancock and she’s got one of the tightest little bodies in Los Angeles…and I am not just saying that because I know her and love her…I am saying that because she’s got one of the tightest little bodies in Los Angeles… She’s an All-American babe doing All-American things like and All-American BBQ..with All-American Fireworkds in and All-American Bathing Suit…It’s like this All-American idea was conceived in my mind….even though I am not American…. It’s obviously for All-American America Day…Independence Day….Fourth of July Day…Fireworks Day…and I’m glads she’s not the average size of American women… These pictures were shot by the incredible, talented, superstar RONY ALWIN ….who you may know as a genius photographer…or as a legend in the party scene with his RONYSPHOTOBOOTH project he probably started a decade ago…I’m a fan of everything and everyone going on in here… FOLLOW @RONYALWIN . The post Lindsay Hancock for Fourth of July by Rony Alwin of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato’s Bikini Round-Up of the Day

Demi Lovato, who I thought was a Lesbian before Miley came out as a Lesbian last week….has been with Fes from that 70s Show, aka, the Hollywood Starlet De-virginizer – because when he was on the show…all the tweens would throw themselves at him…and he would take them because he was hispanic and that shit is normal…I mean girls start families at 16 where he’s from…since she was diagnosed Bi=Polar by her publicist as a good angle for her bad behavior.. We’ll, she’s doing the vegas bikini pool part tour now, and she’s looking good enough to look at..not that that means anything… MY only Demi Lovato story is that Miley and Her have an underage sex tape that was shot in Nashville years ago, when they were both underage, and the reason she went crazy back when she was diagnosed bi-polar is because Miley said she would release it… Apparently, the people who told me this story – had seen the video…from the person who shot the video..but that video will never be released…obviously… But these bikini pics will, which is as exciting as this girl has been in a long time.. The post Demi Lovato’s Bikini Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Davis Pretends to be 25 of the Day

I like laughing at the selection of models used and celebrated by Sports Illustrated now…. I assume was their casting director, or creative director, or editor in chief replaced the actual good person in charge in the last 5-8 years… Because they used to be good. There used to be some of the best, hottest, most amazing models in this shit, and I’m not just saying that…I mean sure, there were a few duds like Rachel Hunter, but for the most part they were fucking babes… But the last 5 years, there’s been a series of Irina the Downs Syndrome Face, Kate Upton the 300 pound pig, and now this Hannah Davis chick, who looks like a pornstar or a hooker, who pretends she’s 25, but looks 45, or like this is her 25th year modeling, because she’s probably somewhere in her 30s… I assume, this casting director, creative director, editor in chief is a chick, not a dude who knows what dudes want… I also assume, she feels like she’s friends with these girls, and just wants her besties in the magazine… Because there’s no way this is Jule Campbell..the founding editor of the magazine…who was like Anna Wintour in being a hard ass who wanted quality… Where’s the fucking quality…your cover girl looks like a ghetto stripper – you idiots.. That said, here she is for USA: A video posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on Jun 30, 2015 at 4:55pm PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Davis Pretends to be 25 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Angela Lindvall for Marie Claire France AUgust of the Day

Angela Lindvall, despite her immigrant sounding name, is unlike most of the other topless models for fashion out there she’s straight from the slums of Oklahoma…an actual American model #USA #MERICA #4thJuly Here she is in Marie Claire France posing with exotic animals, which is always something that reminds me of late 80s fashion shoots I used to masturbate to…you know when models were models..and not just instagram hookers… Speaking of hookers, this Angela Lindvall, is lucky she’s tall, because she’s 33 years old now….and has been in this model shit for a long fucking time….she started up at 14…you know another found in a bus station runaway story so much statutory rape stories are based…all underage and taken advantage of for sex offenders disguised as the fashion industry…where the money was too good to say no…but no different than being thrown into porn or escorting… That said, she’s done Victoria’s Secret, SI, a bunch of campaigns…and now this. Fun. The post Angela Lindvall for Marie Claire France AUgust of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Berit Birkeland, River Lana and Yasmina Jones for Kesler Tran of the Day

Kesler Tran is one of the more interesting photographers out of LA, this guy just bangs out interesting pics of some of the hottest girls in LA, who I guess are either sugar babies, aspiring models and actresses, you know trying to get great photos of them so that blogs start talking about them, and they increase their social media presence and hourly rate…..for all aspects of their life.. I don’t know who Berit Birkeland, River Lana and Yasmina Jones…are ….I just know how LA chicks are…and if they look as good as this…that’s exactly how they should be…I mean not everyone can be a top model, but doesn’t mean they aren’t hot, and don’t deserve the good life…being the arm candy in amazing places, because these girls are hot.. The post Berit Birkeland, River Lana and Yasmina Jones for Kesler Tran of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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