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Jessica Alba in SHAPE Magazine of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mom of two…Jessica Alba is in SHAPE…a magazine that once featured Oprah for being in Shape..those jokers..she’s a billionaire now, probably one of the hottest bodied billionaires…who reminds us that if your hot enough you can bullshit being an actor…talentless actor…because they all are…and leverage the fuck out of that…to become this…but more importantly, SHAPE will feature anyone…even if they aren’t in SHAPE thanks to aggressive photoshop…not that this mom of two body really needs it…because she’s pretty fucking amazing at least to look at…for a Mexican. The post Jessica Alba in SHAPE Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gwyneth Paltrow for Shape Magazine of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gwyneth Paltrow did Women’s Health Magazine…because I guess at 50, you take any media that celebrates you, because being a rich, spoiled LA kid wasn’t enough, so she became an actor and that wasn’t enough, so now she’s becoming a brand, and that’s not enough, so she’s got to promote that brand and Women’s Health was like, we don’t care as long as the person in the pics is famous enough to sell copies and generate some buzz for women’s health, because it is women’s health, and no one reads that shit…but maybe today they’ll jerk off to the pics..because somewhere out there is someone attracted to this… TO SEE SOME PALTROW ASS CLICK HERE The post Gwyneth Paltrow for Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cora Keegan in Underwear of the Day

Posted on May 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a really shitty campaign for some underwear company…with the laziest model in the game… Her claim to fame was doing on Victoria’s Secret catalog, before freaking out and deciding to not model, because modeling is dumb, only for her to pop up every once in a while as a model…sometimes naked for fashion…because that’s how she gets noticed….and that’s how she makes money…to pay for her lavish model lifestyle… All this to say, lazy model, which is really lazy, since modeling is the laziest fucking job in the world…or not…I want to get her pregnant, but she doesn’t find me funny…because I am not…but I guess I can still jerk off to her…just not today…not now…not with these pics…because whether she is amazing or not, they suck…and should hrie me for their next campaign…. The post Cora Keegan in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland Laying In Bed of the DAy

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Willa Holland was the sister on the OC, people wanted to fuck her harder than she was Micha Barton….Now she’s on some Canadian produced shitty TV show that I am sure a bunch of Virgin Losers watch – like you since you are a virgin loser and since it is based on some kind of nerd comic….. She exists in the entertainment world for the same reason most people exist in the entertainment world…raw talent…and by raw talent I mean her stepfather was Brian De Palma…who you may know as the director of Scarface…and who probably has a huge list of “friends”..in the industry…who could appreciate her raw talent… I guess lucky for her, she wasn’t one of the teens that the industry passed around as a sex object, because apparently, the child sex rate is higher in producer offices than any school principal, janitor or bus driver’s office combined.. Not that any of that matters, I mean everything in life is based on who you know, and if I was a stepfather with any access, I’d get you the easy money too…because easy money just makes sense when your life objective is hookers and booze..and easy money just makes sense because working fucking sucks….. The post Willa Holland Laying In Bed of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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In and Out ad Campaign of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is an In and Out AD Campaign that would have cost In and Out over 1,000,000 dollars or more to pull off if it was planned, unless it was planned and they were the sponsor of the Billboard awards and did pay 1,000,000 dollars to make this happen, in what the marketing people would call and activation or product placement….because these girls are puppets designed to sell product…fascinating…but not really…. I just can’t imagine any of these girls doing anything like this for free…it’s not in their core personality.. Too bad this isn’t the last supper….for all this trash… The post In and Out ad Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson’s Snapchat of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This just in….Ashley Benson has snapchat…She also has tits…and I guess the two have come together…in this glorious moment that would be more impressive if she wasn’t 10 pounds overweight..and if I had never seen her topless in Spring Breakers and in paparazzi pics…but the world…with their 15 second attention span…probably appreciates this… The post Ashley Benson’s Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus is Not Nearly Slutty Enough on Vacation of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley posted some vacation pictures of herself because her life isn’t a fucking vacation as it is…and she needs to go to tropical places to really understand what being relaxed is…and I guess it gives her a chance to just be herself…which is a clothed Disney Starlet…who doesn’t need to pretend she’s weird because that’s what the hipster mainstream and the label wants…and she doesn’t have to show her nipples because that’s what I want..and she can just be normal…with a group of black guys who she’d want you to think are gang banging her but who are probably… Suck this pussy just like you should…in this weird Dolly Parton style ho down where the square dancing caller is aggressive about pussy eating… The post Miley Cyrus is Not Nearly Slutty Enough on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sienna Miller in a Bikini of the DAy

Posted on May 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sienna Miller is an actress I actually used to like…not because I really like any actresses and I am convinced that all acting is a fucking scam lie…but actors won’t ever let you know that…because it will ruin their scam that makes them a lot of money and pretend to be important….when really nothing they do matters and are just interchangeable puppets… But Sienna Miller just had something about her and that was a willingness to get naked in every movie she did…and a hot body…in every movie she did….and she just kept getting cast in everything…and I guess faded out and had a bunch of kids…that didn’t really damage her body…at least not the visible part of her body…she could very well have a gaping vagina and ass…but who could really be sure that was from the baby and not all the cock she went through in her 20s when she was getting famous… All this to say…she’s glorious and I want to sing her love songs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sienna Miller in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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RuPaul Grabbing Amber Rose’s Tranny ASs of the Day

Posted on May 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amber Rose doesn’t matter. She’s just some groupie who was in the right scene at the right time allowing her to get burned through by many many many hip hop acts, before Kaney brought her to light as his girlfriend, to which everyone laughed because everyone knows Kanye is gay and it would be just like a gay dude to get the sluttiest slut in the scene to be his chick…to keep things authentic.. Well, since Kanye she’s got her meal ticket baby from another rapper, as these girls do, and has continued to use Kanye to get attention well after he made her matter, in a “doesn’t this clown move on with her life”…but rather keeps using the one thing that worked… And now, thanks to some twitter fights with the Kardashians, who probably manage her since all this shit is fake…she’s on E!…the Kardashian Network…getting her ass grabbed by RuPaul…and it’s fucking weird… The post RuPaul Grabbing Amber Rose’s Tranny ASs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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SuperGirl Super Pic of the Day

Posted on May 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember there was something called the Fappening…that no one really gave a fuck about…because people generally don’t give a fuck these days about anything but maybe people in their immediate circle naked…it’s like “Oh Jennifer Lawrence nude selfie, cool, who cares”….kind of generation…when I’m from a generation of “OMG Paris Hilton Flashed her Thong”…and people would take for the fucking year… Anyway…she’s been cast as Supergirl…and I guess it is important to see her in her element…with condom…which is so rare these days and not very representative of a super girl attitude that all the hookers I know who don’t use condoms and let dudes cum in them think they have… Doesn’t matter….you can google her nudes…. The post SuperGirl Super Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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