Tess Holliday is apparently a plus sized model and as disgusting as fat women make me every single morning when I wake up and every single night I go to bed…because I have and obese wife who I am waiting eagerly to lose out to her obesity…because the smells and the apnea are killing me more than my drinking.. But this Tess Holliday is legit. Meaning…she’s fat as fuck…which is disgusting and unhealthy..and eveyrthing I would want from a plus sized model…because America is fat and using girls Kate Upton size as plus sized models to cater to fat women everywhere, which is everywhere… This Tess Holliday is a real massive model…like the kind of girl with health issues from being so plus sized…celebrating obesity and premature deal plus sized and a cross section of our society obese…and sure that may be a horrible message to send the kids, but a great message to send to all the other plus sized models…who aren’t this plus sized…but I guess a sumo wrestling match could have solved that… The post Tess Holliday is a Legit Plus Sized Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a photographer named Matt Colombo who is showing us everything every asian girl I have tried to have sex with but who has rejected me because they didn’t like that I was trying to speak to them in binary code, like they were robots, because I believe Asians are robots, except when I go to Chinese Restaurants and they don’t understand my order, in which case…I just assume they are defective robots…have told me… Which is that they don’t have any body hair at all even if they tried to grow it out…hairless…all part of being hyper evolved…except when dealing with the guy at the Chinese restaurant who doesn’t understand “Hot Sauce”… That said, I guess this Asian could be non Asian…and I guess this armpit hair could be native, mexican or any other ambiguous ethnicity…but more importantly…I guess this armpit hair is that of a feminist..because this is the style now…and when contrasted against hipster tits…it makes it a struggle to not want to get in there and start feeding like an infant… Here are the pics… To See His Work Matt Colombo The post Matt Colombo Shoots Nipples and Armpit Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emmanuelle Chriqui’s old Canadian face was used to promote the new entourage movie…that I assume entourage fans are really excited about seeing..because entourage was a huge part of their lives for a long time…and I remember when it was on TV and I never watched it…because seeing these lame fucking actor dudes trying to be cool was everything but cool…because actors as a general rule are homos…and hollywood as a general is cheesy…so seeing them do it in their 40s…on the big screen is just weird to me…but seeing these tits…in her 40s…are ok to me…because we like tits.. The post Emmanuelle Chriqui Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I used to target Ashley TIsdale because she was a lie…created by Disney Marketing people…winning awards for being pretty when she really wasn’t that pretty and I just felt annoyed and that it was my responsibility to speak the truth and do what I could to get the word out that this was a lie… Then I forgot about her, as the rest of the world dide…but figure why not target her again today, because her fans are so into her, and she can do no wrong…but more importantly becausse she’s got a cameltoe standing next to Shaq..in what would be one of the most disturbing sex tapes imaginable…and that’s all I have to say about that…which is honestly already too much, I mean this is Ashley Tisdale… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale Cameltoe with Shaq is the Sex Tape You Want to See of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cailin Russo is not a friend of the site, but she should be, because I write such nice things about her and her father who was in a punk band in the 90s, who toured Warped tour and probably was one of those dudes who toured Warped tour in your hometown who fucked your high school girlfriend…because girls love guys in bands…and who probably didn’t use condoms…assumng that at 16 girls can’t get pregnant…producuing this magical creature who has decided to be a model…who’s claim to fame is kissing Beiber in a music video..and who has since turned to nude modeling to get noticed…because no one cares about the girl who kissed Beiber, they would be more into the girl who Killed Beiber…..and more importantly..because nude modeling is all that fucking matters….but even that doesn’t matter…I mean we don’t care about much as a society…everything is surface and for show with no substance…and people who are actually doing things of substance we don’t even notice…but we do seem to pay attention to a lot of idiots…at least for two seconds it takes to see their tits…weird. The post Cailin Russo Topless for Lady Islington of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
One of my biggest life fails was not going to a Courtney Stodden Halloween party I was invited to many years ago when she was just tabloid fodder that people were buying into… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE But I knew that based on her stripper looking pornstar vibes…coupled with pretending she was 16 to get press while dating some barely a celebrity celebrity…that her sex tape was just a matter of time… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE She was a whore to the media…a whore to the world….and when no one officially cared…the stars alligned and she did what she had to do… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life…or at least since I first heard about her…because it was obvious….and I guess as her number one fan…this is exciting stuff….and I just can’t wait to see the whole thing… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Sure she’s no squirting anal queen like farrah…but she’s still fucking magical…and not just because of her circus like clown car tits… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE All this to say…good things happen to those who wait…. Thank you TO SEE MORE VIVID.com for making dreams come true…but next time lets have more gaping desperation….we like our sex tapes grimey…and sad…this is just cute and big boobed…which I guess is nice in this throat fucking era… Click Here To see BACKDOOR FARRAH 2 and BACKDOOR FARRAH SQUIRT TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE The post Courtney Stodden Sex Tape CLIP of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For those of you who don’t know…I am not a high school drop out…but I am someone who never got into Film School back in the 90s because my story was a bout a high powered exec and husband who falls takes an interest in a homeless person outside his office and eventually invites them to live with him as a charitable gesture…without realizing homeless people are crazy…only to get sucked into the homeless person life because he actually hates his upper middle class existence and in the process kills his wife, cuts her up and leaves her in garbage bags on the street corner in some drug rage…it was filled with hardcore graphic sex and good times…but in the 90s….they weren’t down…and said to myself…well I can’t make movies because I am a loser…but one day…thanks to humans being perverts…we will have mainstream movies with sex…and it’s happened a bunch of times…but this one that is at Cannes this year, which is the most intense of Film Fests…is just next fucking level…at least the movie posters are… The story of LOVE 3D according to IMDB: A sexual melodrama about a boy and a girl and another girl. It’s a love story, which celebrates sex in a joyous way. According to the Cannes festival: January the 1st, early morning. The telephone rings. Murphy wakes up next to his young wife and 2-year-old child. He listens to his voicemail: Electra’s mother, sick with worry, wants to know whether he has heard from her daughter. Electra’s been missing for a long time. She’s afraid something really bad has happened to her. Over the course of a long rainy day, Murphy finds himself alone in his apartment, reminiscing about the greatest love affair of his life, his two years with Electra. A burning passion full of promises, games, excesses and mistakes… Starring Aomi MUYOCK and Klara KRISTIN…. Featuring hipster bush, cock, and cum…it’s just a fucking win…and the direction both porn and mainstream should be taking… I’ve just divulged my secrets..good thing no one reads this site, except the guy who wrote 40 Year Old Virgin who stole some of my jokes…I bet he got into Film shcool… Here are the posters.. The post Sex in a Mainstream Movie at Cannes Has Dirty Posters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Pitch Perfect chick who started as a teen in Soap Operas…which is basically porn for old people…is probably not of interest to anyone here and these pictures in Vegas Magazine aren’t of interest to me…so you may be asking why I am posting it..and the answer is that I get sucked into thinking people are important when the PR team at the 100 million dollar movie projects these people are part of start on the aggressive publicty train getting them in magazines and on TV leaving met thinking…why the fuck does Anna Kendric matter…oh this isn’t Anna Kendrick…this is the other one…at least she doesn’t have Anna Kendrick face…why the fuck do I know the cast of Pitch Perfect…fuck you pop culture…if you know what I mean. Here is the Behind the Scenes Video Here she is doing Gangster’s Paradise with Ellen… The post Brittany Snow in a Bra for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The only problem with Emily Ratajkowski is her face…I mean that and her shitty attitude where she assumes that she’s important because she’s got great tits that I am pretty sure are just expensive implants…because I’ve seen expensive implants and they look like this….not to mention a homie who worked at a dematologist office told me Emily Ratajkowski got her lips done there…not that her lip’s authenticity make her any more talented, interesting, capable of carrying a career.. She’s a young girl who got naked in a music video and thanks to the power of the internet…she got in a movie…and may get in a few more…because hot girls in movies don’t need talent, just ask Alba… But all I see is a glorified Tila Tequila…who’s instagram dance is not one of her last attempts…but that should be…because we’re bored of her… Useless and telentless never had such good tits. The post Emily Rat Cow Tries to Kate Upton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun…at least in her social media where she’s basically showing her spread asshole or tits on the regular…because that’s just the generation we live in.. We used to have to watch cheesy Playboy porn for this softcore erotica….and now all the mainstream talent is doing it…in what they think is free the nipple feminism..and that is free the nipple feminism…because why the fuck shouldn;’t someone post their asshole on their own personal instagram when instagram is worth billions of dollars thanks to people’s content productions…it’s like you want to control what I say, what I do, what I post…because you’re a higher than thou moral compass and authority on good and evil…when all you’re trying to do is use me and my content to make your stock value go up…fuck you..while I try to fuck Miley thanks to loving her little body…even if she’s a rich hick with zero authenticity…who cares.. Here she is singing from the Vagina Angle… A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 12, 2015 at 7:12pm PDT The post Miley Cyrus is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
