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Kendall Jenner Almost Dies of the Day

A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Apr 30, 2015 at 3:01pm PDT Sometimes life, or videos of life, are better when personal injury happen in them…it was the format of America’s Funniest Home Videos… Because watching Kendall promote some new scooter for the lazy American people that she probably has equity in, since these girls don’t do anything for free….fake a slam…is less satsifying than an actual slam… I am not one of those people who love seeing people eat shit and hurt themselves, but sometimes when people are out there faking a fall, people who aren’t even real people but rather the worst kind of people, eating shit wouldn’t be so bad… It’s like talented athletes and good people who help the world have slammed and ended up with brain injuries…but the little brats who are out there capitalizing and mocking us while they do it…are the ones who the world would benefit most from losing.. That’s not to say I wish death or injury on anyone, but if you’re gonna fall, and you’re a kardashian…make it count….as I stare at the young fit ass that makes Kendall Jenner ok… The post Kendall Jenner Almost Dies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day

Why are the topless protesters working with Femen never sexy as fuck…and always the kind of girl you’d expect to be protesting some shit about her uterus… It’s like why can’t hot model bitches stop sipping their cocktails on the private jet for 5 minutes, draw blood stains on their panties…and fucking crash political events in any random country they are from… I guess because those models already figured out how to use their vaginas for good…not evil… This seems like a Saturday Night Live Skit… The post The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day

Why are the topless protesters working with Femen never sexy as fuck…and always the kind of girl you’d expect to be protesting some shit about her uterus… It’s like why can’t hot model bitches stop sipping their cocktails on the private jet for 5 minutes, draw blood stains on their panties…and fucking crash political events in any random country they are from… I guess because those models already figured out how to use their vaginas for good…not evil… This seems like a Saturday Night Live Skit… The post The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Monika Jac Jagaciak Topless Shoot of the Day

Monika Jac Jagaciak has been modeling forever…and she’s just been named one of the 10 new Victoria’s Secret Angels…so I figure why not post titty pics of her, because there was a time when titty pics were coveted especially of Victoria’s Secret models who husbands and teenage boys were jerking off to…pre-internet…in an era when Playboy was really the only one doing nudity…and not every single model, actress, and popstar.. Now, I don’t know what is a better approach for people being sexually healthy and not deviant, you know like how I used to cum myself just holding a girl’s hand…but now I only come with her tongue in my ass, while jerking me off, singing 90s rock, and smoking a cigarette as she’s getitng fisted by an amputee midget covered in tar… You see…I want to see everyone in the world naked…but I don’t know what 13 year old kids growing up on throat fucking gangbang tranny porn will do for a future generation…but I guess who cares about them…look at these tits… The post Monika Jac Jagaciak Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Pubes in her Latest Armpit Hair Photo of the Day

The most important thing that has happened this week…is Miley Cyrus bleached and dyed her armpit hair…because Miley Cyrus is this lame, identity crisis, feminist reclusive weirdo who had her childhood and freedom robbed of her…on some Michael Jackson shit…connecting with fat chicks of tumblr…. But now she’s posting it with pubic hair..and I fucking love bush, and I love Miley’s body…so by default I will love Miley’s Bush…because as a bush lover, in an era of waxed pussy, and laser pussy, sometimes you gotta take the hippie pits, to get the pillow of hair stuffed into panties… This is my third post on Miley in 12 hours…I bet I do one more…because I love her… The post Miley Cyrus Pubes in her Latest Armpit Hair Photo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudosn Cameltoe of the Day

I wonder how this cameltoe happened? I’m thinking fucking every dude in hollywood from a young age, because hollywood is dirty and she was fully absorbed in it…coupled with babies…and then fucking every dude in hollywood as an adult…because that’s just what broken celebrity rich kids do….fill that void…and when you can’t find a cock…use a leotard… I don’t know if this is even toe, I just know it is Serious pussy mound…and I find that kind of fun… The post Kate Hudosn Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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McDonald’s Employee Knocks Out Drunk Customer and Other Videos of the Day

Mom Beats a Woman over a Parking Space Sucide Prevention – Kick to the Chest… Woman Sets a Guy’s Car on Fire Fight in Houston – Ends with Gun Shots Hit and Bury is the New Hit and Run Classy BRawl The post McDonald’s Employee Knocks Out Drunk Customer and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler in her Underwear of the Day

Chelsea Handler clearly forgets that she’s 100 fucking years old and not the Chelsea Handler who first moved to Los Angeles because she was rated most likely to end up on TV in her High School, thanks to being the quirky slut, who made silly mean spirited jokes, while being hot enough to get passed around….a skill set she brought to Hollywood with her…only instead of every dude in her class…she turned to producers who finally got her a TV show…that she’s now lost…making her seem lost…in all her social media strategic moves that involve her being half naked…like this was a sugar baby party she once attended and was violated at … back when she was just starting out… But she’s still in her underwear for the dudes and lesbians who feel that humor is the way to their heart and that humor with tits willing to be stared at…leads to good masturbation.. The whole thing is desperation, and normally I like desperation, when the desperation comes from really broke girls who never quite made it – not when it comes from trash that has already been on tv and is already more famous that it was ever supposed to be… The post Chelsea Handler in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marcela Vivan for Some Swimwear Campaign of the DAy

I don’t think this Marcela Vivan chick is a known model, but that doesn’t mean she is any less important than the overpaid trash that grace the covers of magazines, runways, or even instagran…promoting their health teas and other shitty products like lame fucking spokespeople..for lame fucking people…who buy into such obvious paid endorsement…thanks to a world of commercialized shit…rather than substance…I mean….can’t product placement be better than some hooker with a fake ass holding a water bottle for a protein company…not that that has anything to do with this angel…not to be confused with a victoria’s secret angel…who probably tried to trademark the word angel…posing for some bikini company, in a shoot that isn’t that bad, according to me…which isn’t saying much, but it is saying something because I fucking hate all these promotional shoots…they all suck…in their obvious attempts to sell product..totally misusing the model…but this time around…it’s pretty fucking ok…and here are the pics…of MARCELA VIVAN The post Marcela Vivan for Some Swimwear Campaign of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Wiig Full Frontal of the Day

I have never done a Kristen Wiig post before, in fact I am so out of the loop on pop culture and anything that doens’t involve instagram models…or “it girls” who don’t actually do anything of importance, that I don’t bother with the non so hot girls that don’t do anything of importance…unless you are of the popular belief that being a funny person on TV an shitty movies is of importance…because a good funny movie can inspire a suicidal fuck to stay alive another day…while a bad funny movie people think is a good funny movie can push a motherfucker who realizes how idiotic the fucking world is…to commit suicide… Well, apparently she’s naked in a movie and as it turns out, I fucking love bush and all things with bush, and that in and of itself is the only reason or enough of a reason to talk about this.. It’s like I don’t know you, but I want to braid my face to your pussy you not so hot but hair enough to hide your meaty cunt pile of amazing…but not so amazing, I just think you’re amazing, thanks to bush…cuz I love bush… The post Kristen Wiig Full Frontal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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