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Tara Reid’s Squattng Purple Miscarriage T-Shirt of the Day

Posted on April 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is safe to say that Tara Reid is one of those famous girls who got fully absorbed by the industry and caught up in the party..only to get shitty fake tits…that everyone laughed at…forcing her into the rich person circuit of never ending party…that left her skinny, scary, possibly pre-menopausal…cuz her starvation threw off her hormones…almost like a homeless person…who chooses booze calories over food…which would imply that she’s probably had a miscarriage…and what better way to celebrate her lack of procreation, because it would ge tin the way of the perpetual spring break party…than to commemorate it on a t-shirt… Unless this isn’t a purple miscarriage at all..I didn’t really look close enough…because like all art..and ink blot tests…it is whatever I want to interpret it as…right… The post Tara Reid’s Squattng Purple Miscarriage T-Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Riding a Great Dane for V Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

While Kendall Jenner’s dad is winning the heart of America by either becoming a woman, or pretending to become a woman, all for the sake of ratings…which is something I wouldn’t put past that horrible, money making, opportunist family…and he could be a better actor than Kim was when getting peed on in a sex tape to strategically position the family for the empire they’ve built today… His daughter, who we can hope has daddy issues, who plays model because she has a huge audience and can, because brands and people are down to work with her…since she drives traffic their way….was riding a great dane… Funny how these things work out… The post Kendall Jenner Riding a Great Dane for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Penelope Cruz Picking Her Ass in a Red Tight Outfit for Zoolander of the DAy

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Penelope Cruz is on set of Zoolander 2, because that’s the kind of thing all Academy Award winning, barely capable of speaking english actress needs to be getting involved in. It’s like she’s already got the trophy, so she’s legit and can command a high pay day, so why not apply that to drivel, high box office nonsense, because grab that fucking cash when you can…but more importantly…pick your ass on set…because that’s probably the highlight of this shit covered performance we can all expect…from this….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Penelope Cruz Picking Her Ass in a Red Tight Outfit for Zoolander of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren Sleeping in of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alexis Ren or Alexis Reneg..and there is word that she’s a serious fucking hustler, really grinding away at being the next big thing in instagram models…she apparently has a huge instagram following, a huge tumblr following, and her boyfriend…is right there with her…producing content, videos, making themselves famous…and they’ll probably end up with a reality show..because the world just likes young hot couples…it reminds us of everything that has gone wrong in our lives… That said, they were asked to do a campaign for a lingerie company…featuring her in their lingerie…shot on an iphone…in what may be interpreted as softcore porn…in what I consider just looks fucking awkeard…but young girl in lingerie…that shit’s alright by me… The post Alexis Ren Sleeping in of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pornstar Logan Pierce Sings THis is How We Do It….of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently it’s Firday…so you’re either done work, about to be done work, not on the computer…or hungover from last night….unless of course you’re like me…an unemployed loser with nothing better to do that to look at flimsy bullshit internet content as a distraction from my shitty life… Well, what better flimsy internet content could you want than a male pornstar, you know a dude who’s dick you’ve definitely jerked off to, cuz you’re a homo…Logan Pierce…singing This is How We Do It… If you don’t like that cuz watching the dick you’ve jerked off to sing is too romantic for you…here’s a Gay joke…with Sara Luvv…a pornstar you may have also jerked off to…distracting you from Logan Pierce’s dick you were jerking off to… The post Pornstar Logan Pierce Sings THis is How We Do It….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Droopy Faced Gigi Hadid of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It was Gigi Hadid’s birthday…so we can assume her dad bought her this bikini campaign for Seafolly, like he bought her her career, when he realized she was cute enough, lazy, and hopeless in school…and that a model daughter would be better for his image than a doctor or something, it would give him access to her model friends…and coworkers…he could sugar daddy…you know…so it all makes sense… What doesn’t make sense is how her droopy face is considered the hottest model around…oh right…that was bought for her too..and I guess if she’s stripping down half naked..that’s good.. Here’s her cameltoe.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Even more pics HERE and HERE The post Droopy Faced Gigi Hadid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Newmark Topless Model of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am bored of standard models. I find they all look the fucking same. They all produce the same fucking pose and photo on instagram…they all blend into each other making them one big pile of hot pussy that cancels each other out in their level of uneventful….making them just average, typical and boring… I am all for hipster models who probably hate being called hipsters, who are interesting looking, or different looking, especially when they have monster tits that I can stare at…because monster tits make everything more fun…like the bouncy castle at the kid’s birthday party…only with nipples…. I don’t know what this is from, what this is for, if I’d even notice Lily Newmark on the street, or if I’m just blinded by her tits…but I’m all about this…it’s different looking and i want to suffocate on it’s tits… The post Lily Newmark Topless Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Side Tit of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Based on the movie Honey alone, it is safe to say that Jessica Alba is realy lucky that she is hot, so that she can be thrown into movies as the Hot girl, without having to rely on actually acting…not that acting is really a thing, but there are just some people who are so fucking bad at it..that their pretty smile (read pussy) goes a long way… Not that any of that matters anymore, she’s managed to launch a billion dollar brand with a team of experts who like the directors and producers of every movie she’s been in, as well as her clever husband, used her tits to make it happen… Well, here she is showing you her old tactics while grinding up on James Cameron, because I guess she has dreams of being in Avatar 2 trhough 40….and she likes the smell of his billion dollars…all while looking like a Kardashian…. And what it comes down to is that if you look close enough, under her arm, you’ll see tit.. I know…we are pathetic, but at least we are in this together… The post Jessica Alba Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Tongue and Tits Leave Soul Cycle of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez posted this picture of her cleavage and tongue leaving Soul Cycle, because strategically it made sense now that the world called her out for being fat last week…and her team clearly wanted to address that…without making people talk about her emotional eating, her health…or digging deeper into her taco addiction… The good news is that fit girls take a better picture than fat girls especially in bikinis….but the bad news is that I liked the fat Selena, even if it only lasted 5 minutes…I know it will be back…at least I hope it will be back…because it balanced everything about her out to me… Either way…tragedy comes in all forms and today’s tragedy is fat SELENA…trying to get fit… The post Selena Gomez Tongue and Tits Leave Soul Cycle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Cleavage of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Taylor Swift posted this picture on 420…of her tits being squeezed for a fan selfie…I just checked her instagram to see if it was still up…and it isn’t…making me unsure of where it is from, what it is for…or if this is just a doctored picture of Taylor Swift..who is pretty much the most powerful earner in the music industry right now… Or maybe she actually has really round and amazing tits…I mean…it would explain why so many dudes burn through her…by pretending to date her…only to fuck her and leave her when they are done with her…unless she’s the non-committal one, and that fake relationships is all designed to take away from her being a slut, while feeding into her broken hearted storyline that makes her hit songs.. Either way…nothing is authetic…and based on the shape of her cleavage…that goes for her tits too.. Here’s her cute cat video…. Living With Meerkats – a documentary A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Apr 20, 2015 at 5:53pm PDT The post Taylor Swift Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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