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Ashley Benson Tits for Fashion Week of the Day

Here’s a pretty little liar Ashley Benson, who was also trying to legitimize herself being in Spring BReakers, even thought Pretty Little Liars is one of the biggest shows on TV, not that I’ve ever seen it…I’m not a creep who tries to follow the trials and tribulations of teenage sluts talking about sex, especially when they are in their 20s…I prefer dealing with real life 20 somethings and their slut behaviors, sexual deviance…and all the fucked up shit that happens when you grow up on hardcore porn…I mean these girls are next level dirty..so dirty that Ashely Benson tits, or really anything she’s done in movies, is some Disney shit, and not Disney in the back office where the kids are raped by the weirdo rich people dark…but the fluffy candy coated fake shit…but I’ll still look at her tits…cuz tits are ok…. Here are her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you don’t like that, then here’s a pic of her co-star and girl she is probably jealous of named Shay Mitchell, who has ethnic ambiguity on her side…showing some leg…. The post Ashley Benson Tits for Fashion Week of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in V Magazine of the Day

Selena Gomez did V Magazine, because she’s all about reminding us of her V, at least that’s what these shorts are suggesting, because all I see when I look at this is Bieber’s D…not that I’ve ever seen Bieber’s D, I’m just the kind of dude who judges and hates girls for the dicks they’ve allowed in their pussies, and those decisions, even if it was just for one night, is enough for me to hate a girl for life…and write her off because “you’d fuck that, what the fuck is wrong with your pudgy little hands you poor decision maker…”…but then I remember that these Hollywood kids are all one big marketing, publicity stunt….just trying to stay in the media, that works…and that this is just another addition to her brand imaging…which makes everything boring when you know how calculated it is, but you can still see her little shorts…lookin’ all Mexican as fuck….but this shouldn’t break the internet and if it does it is because there’s little else going on in your pathetic life…..much like my pathetic life…we are in this together…. The post Selena Gomez in V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Iggy Azalea Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Iggy Azalea, you may have been raped by her songs on the regular basis thanks to the radio and her pulling off an amazing scam, speaking to white girls everywhere, by being everything they want to be in this sex-filled, hip hop controlled pop culture… Here’s her ass in a bikini, that you probably won’t want to rape her back after looking at, because it’s dumpy, likely fake, and designed to keep her on brand, so that she continues to sell records, exciting the labels in a world where records are never sold… Unless sloppy, possibly implants to keep her on brand asses are your thing…which they probably are, because thanks to the obesity crisis, and the media, they probably are… Doesn’t matter, bikini pics. To See The Rest of the Pics Click Here The post Iggy Azalea Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Topless In V Magazine

Well, it’s about time Selena Gomez starts taking off her clothes, but after seeing these pictures her topless in the the latest V Magazine issue, I feel like I might get arrested for posting them. According to Wikipedia she is 22, but now I want to see her driver’s licence for proof. I feel like this a trap!              

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The Dakota Johnson 50 Shades of Grey Nudity of the Day

I forgot that 50 Shades of Grey happened, probably because I don’t buy into all the hype of a mainstream romance novel, when I know that porn exists, but more importantly, that far better written and more provocative smut exists, while this whole storyline just seems way too fucking cliche…and the only thing good it did for the world was make a bored housewife a lot of fucking money, some movie studios a lot of fucking money, and made a lot of women you’d never want to see cum, cum for the very first time…I don’t know, I write romance all day, the whole thing is silly… Now if they cast someone who wasn’t so basic, homely, and boring to play the innocent girl…maybe I’d be down with the sex… But I can list of 10 movies that I am sure are more erotic that didn’t get nearly the same marketing…that probably have way more authenticity…because really would anyone want to devour something that looks like this…I mean I’ve got no boners loooking at this, I am sure I’d have no interest in maintaining some dominant relationship with her…I mean a hot 18 year old out of college into this kind ot thing maybe, but this…fuck that noise..fuck her once while drunk..thats it…move onto the next…don’t make a movie about it… The post The Dakota Johnson 50 Shades of Grey Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler’s Tits are Old and Boring of the DAy

Chelsea Handler posting her tits is just boring as fuck. I guess it is the only way someone used to having a nightly audience can get the level of exposure that makes her feel relevant, and that’s showing her tits, that are likely fake tits, definitely old tits, that when she first started pulling them out in public, people noticed and were like – oh an old lady from TV is pulling out her tits…but then getting over it pretty quickly, because she’s an old lady pulling out her tits…but instead of it being a one time deal, it’s a weekly thing…over exposure that isn’t accomplishing much…but maybe giving a glimpse into the world of how she even created her career…you know with less sticking the right dicks inside her when she was semi-cute a bunch of decades ago…fresh faced and eager… The post Chelsea Handler’s Tits are Old and Boring of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone is Fun of the Day

Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, only because in 10 years, she’s one of two or three people who has tried to sue me…thanks to posting shitty pics of her fat in a bikini on her honeymoon, which was apparently an invasion of privacy on my part…like I was the motherfucker following the big titty model around on her honeymoon…because I care so much about her fucking sloppy tits in a happily in love private moment… So fuck her, like you were some UK comedian with a lot of money, or at least imagine that when staring at these hot enough pics for W magazine, that feature one nipple, on some substantial tits, which is pretty major for a model…who would normally be 7 foot tall and 73 pounds. Right. The post Lara Stone is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift vs. Karlie Kloss of the Day

This is a really weird way to have your coming out party, but then again I had friends at the Sam Smith Grammy After Party, who told me that she was with a dude, or multiple dudes, reminding us all that everything she does is for effect, calculated for her image, to make the public buy into her nonsense. It is possible she scissors with Karlie Kloss, but I think it is more of a ego thing, where she just finances Karlie Kloss’ life, and plays with her like a real life puppet. But then again, you never know, maybe they just have a tall girl bond and us non-tall girls will never get it. I just know Vogue doing this, was clever and I guess it is the classy way you’d expect a massive fashion magazine to try to be scandalous. It’s a better strategy than a spread eagled and obese Kim Kardashian. It’s like make a Jimmy Fallon style video and roll with it….leave a little mystery…make us imagine the scissor but not experience the scissor…I get it. Here are the pics… Here she is in a new music video…. The post Taylor Swift vs. Karlie Kloss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beiber’s Barely Legal Vagina in Wonderland of the Day

Hailey Baldwin was Bieber’s 16 year old, then 17 year old, girl he had sex with. She’s also weirdo Stephen Baldwin’s daughter who is first cousins with that big monsterous lesbian Ireland Baldwin….and now she’s 18 years old, and they had a birthday party for her at Bieber’s house, making the whole thing legit…which is too bad, because I wish Bieber got arrested for being a sex offender, like most 20 year olds who fuck 17 year olds… What isn’t legit, is her modeling career. She’s not tall, she is hot, but not tall, and just part of this stupid crew of Kendall Jenners, Gigi Hadids, who are basically the rich, popular girls at the high school that is pop culture, and everyone pays attention to them for no real reason, other than they get good publicity…… I could show you dozens of much hotter 18 year olds, they just don’t have the right friends, father, connections…and boyfriend…to matter enough for magazines like Wonderland… The world is unfair, but luckily for me, all these bitches are interchangeable…replaceable, and in 2 years…this set won’t exist, but the next one will…so in the meantime watch them seek validation. The post Beiber’s Barely Legal Vagina in Wonderland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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16 Year Old Sistine Stallone of the Day

Sylvester Stallone has a 16 year old daughter named Sistine Stallone ….and she’s getting in on this Kardashian, Jenner, Hadid, Baldwin, kick…where she decides to become a model, personality, maybe even an actor, but acting is too much work, it’s way more fun to do photoshoots, and way more instagram friendly to do photoshoots…on some quest to be famous or a personality of her own…thanks to everyone having a fucking ego, and want to be famous….and the whole thing is pretty fucking ridiculous, but I’m all for fame whoring, even when you have access to be famous in your own right, thanks to your dad being Stallone… She’s like the next Dakota Johnson, Brian Williams (RIP) daughter, Susan Sarandon Daughter…Goldie Hawn Daughter…this is just so typical…and incestuous…the industry needs new blood motherfuckers… I just don’t understand it…because they could actually do something productive, like develop a drug overdose like a tormented rich girl and die…or even start a charity…but instead they do this. The post 16 Year Old Sistine Stallone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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