Here’s a little Gemma Ward under tits…because models don’t usually have tits, so when they do, we need to celebrate….and models don’t generally do under tits…it’s like they are college girls at some frat parties…models aren’t supposed to do that…so when they do…we need to celebrate…I mean I am drunk all the time which is like a celebration…but why does it feel so sad…I blame sucking at life… The post Gemma Ward Underboob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer Lawrence may not have planned her nude pics being leaked, but they did work out in her favor, she got the world to see that she was amazing naked…all her nudes were good. If they hacked her icloud why weren’t any of her unflattering pics there…it must have been an inside job…that allowed the world to see she was hot, all while playing victim, allowing her to still get big movie roles and Oscar nominations and more importantly, things for big brands, like this purse company…and the flaw in all this is that she’s not naked. The post Jennifer Lawrence for Handbags of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kristen Bell is flashing panties. I don’t know when this picture is from, if it is old or new, but I guess any mom of two with one of the more annoying actors in hollywood, should be thanked for wearing panties, it’s like we don’t need to see none of that baby making mess when she’s getting out of a car…even though I wouldn’t be against seeing that baby making mess…as I like vaginas of all levels of ravaged… The post Kristen Bell Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s Oscar Weekend, so what better way to celebrate the most regal and high profile event in the entertainment industry, especially for a website that covers a lot of hollywood gossip and celebrity bullshit, by posting in-trend pics of a naked hipster with farm animals in Australia…because who gives a fuck about Hollywood and the shitty movies they make – when the world’s got naked hipsters to distract us with…rather than awards for overpaid disgusting humans who produce overpriced smut without the penetration…right.. The post Some Hipster Chick Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t trust the authenticity of Taylor Swift, mainly because she’s a huge Hollywood celebrity. Her organization is just too big and profitable, for anything she does to really be anything more than a marketing campaign to make her sell more albums..and they decided to take “teen angst”…”unlucky in love”…because it was a good cross-over for the bible belt to relate to, for parents to buy records for their kids, and all that other good stuff that comes with not openly admitting you have anal sex on the first date with a hollywood star, because you’re so rich and famous, all that can make you cum is your ass.. So seeing her set to Nicki Minaj, also not authentic, but more sleazy in her approach lyrics….is a good gag, if you’re into stupid shit like memes… I’m only posting this because I got nothing else to post….seriously, desperate times….this is so stupid. The post Taylor Swift with Nicki Minaj Lyric GIFS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lady Gaga may be the devil’s work, she may also be pregnant, but whatever she is, she’s taken up Yoga, and is now all zen and working on her flexibility that I guess will come in handy in her bedroom now that she’s suckered some poor bastard into her web of lies by asking her to marry him and I don’t even think it’s a K-Fed situation…making it make even less fucking sense… But what it comes down to is that her doing yoga in a thong, like some kind of fetish I could almost jerk off to since I can’t tell it is gaga, is far more wholesome, and healthy than all the other exhibitionist cries for attention that she makes, so for that, I approve..if this was her in this pose, covered in pigs blood while eating a dozen donuts, while balancing a motorcycle on her head, as she balances on a Walrus like she was a beach ball, as her nipples spray out pixie dust and her pussy is lit on fire as two midges make smores…I’d be pretty fucking irritated….but when she’s normal…she’s almost something you could jerk off to. The post Lady Gaga Yoga Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Drunk of the Day Idiot and his Loaded Weapon Traffic Stop of the Day Troll of the Day Some Psycho in Kansas City Shooting a Bus in 2014 Great Dane Puppy of the Day Chillin After a Machete Attack – GROSS Icy Roads Insane Parody Song of the Day….. The post Miss G String Colombia and Other Videos of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Couple Plays Catch with Cat of the DAy Crazed Snowplow of the Day Girl Rescues Bra from Neighbor’s Patio of the Day The Woman Who Chokes a Strangers Baby As She Says “That baby Would Rather Be Dead” How to Put Your KId to Bed Bigger Dude loses Confidence in a Fight….. Jewelry Store RObbery of the Day Girl Dumps Guy – Guy Jumps in Front of Truck West Virginia Train Explosion The post The Wrong Place for a Blowjob and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus posted a pretty patriotic picture for President’s Day, in what I think is a weird tribute, that at least one ex president probably jerked off to, if he still has a prostate, because she is living the American dream…thanks to America being 80 percent full retard controlled by the Disney Channel, without that she’d never exist… and a homegrown hick from the trailer park turned rich as fuck, is what it’s all about. Making her a figurehead for your great nation…and I’d say it is a nice change of pace from her normal naked, bondage, sexed up, showing her nipple stuff…but the reality is it’s not….and Miley’s pretty hot, and in her unauthentic performance art shit, being all Hollywood pretending to be pushing the boundaries, she’s still pretty fucking hot…no matter how much you haters hate. The post Miley Cyrus for Presidents Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
G-Star jeans are a jean company that may be cool, but the last time I checked was a jean company that the cheesiest cheese dicks in the lamest dance clubs buying bottles with their working at the customer service call center money….you know let’s pool our suburban disposable income together because we live with our parents and look balling so we get to fuck other suburban girls… Well, their obviously trying to change their image, because they booked erotic fashion photographer Ellen von Unwerth, but I’m gonna argue that the jeans are probably still cheesy as fuck…not because I like arguing or really need to argue…I mean really, who fucking cares… The post G-Star’s Hot Fucking Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
