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Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Instagram of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emmanuelle Chriqui is homegrown celebrity trash…and by homegrown I mean she’s from Canada, but turned her back on Canada to pursue her acting career that I don’t think has really amounted to much more than Entourage, which I guess was enough of a gig to get her what I assume is a Green Card so that she can continue to live that Hollywood life that all of America wants…even as a Canadian… She’s a Sephardic Jewish girl…her family from Morocco…the kind of Jewish girl that the European Jews frown upon, but that the white supremecist just categorizes as Jewish…and as a Jewish girl who looks this hot, she probably has a lot of suitors who are looking for Jewish babies, because the hot Jewish girls have the highest stock price and get the richest of jewish men, which can be pretty fucking rich since the Jewish people run the fucking world…so I think it is safe to say that she probably doesn’t have to work as an actress and that is is probably more for show than anything, you know to pretend she’s busy because she’s probably already a rich brat to begin with…with rich brats trying to get her pregnant… But she does look good in her instagram porn…. The post Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are strategies that fact celebrities use to look skinny in pictures. They are trained on these things…and they include but aren’t limited to wearing black, or standing with your arm on your hip….because black is slimming, unless you put it on a girl like Kate Upton, who the only thing that she can make slimming, is a fat chick standing next to her, that is less fat than her, because she’s massive and overpowering…you know Kate Upton, the it girl, model and actress with sloppy tits everyone loved, is now the fat friend girls bring out to make them look better….funny how these things work out… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Awkward Selfies with Lindsay Hancock of the Day

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Her name is Lindsay Hancock …the kind of girl and name you just want to slip the D into… She is amazing, and I am not just saying that because I follow her on snapchat and love everything she brings me, I am saying that because I follow her everywhere, and if I was in LA that would include home fromt the grocery store she is shopping at on her snapchat, just so I can show her how much I love her… This video of her taking awkward selfies with strangers for an app called FLING just hit a few hours ago…and it shows a sign of Lindsay Hancock…the girls and name I want to slip the D into…that makes me want to show her how much I care by taking awkward selfies with her in her bedroom while she sleeps and doesn’t notice me there after following her home from the grocery store I saw her snap chat from.. All this to say, I really like Lindsay Hancock….a lot.. The post Awkward Selfies with Lindsay Hancock of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosalind Lipsett in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett. She’s Irish but based in LA..and a year ago, I thought I fell in love with her, despite having no soul, because she reminded me of classic model looks that I grew up masturbating to, coupled with good Irish family values, you know people who don’t lock their doors, who live what is seemingly a simpler life that you read in a Dickens novel, filled with Leprochauns and pots of gold, and other delusions that come from a diet of Potatoes and hard booze… I mean, before Rosalind, I just assumed Irish women, were toothless, big, pirate sounding monsters with their good Catholic values, and the guilt that comes from straying from those good Catholic values, that leads to drinking heavily all day everyday, was the perfect fit for a drunk like me….but turns out they can be as magical as the Jameson shot they rode in on… What a fucking body, all it is missing is my face being sat on…right? Pictures by @floydboy The post Rosalind Lipsett in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian who left Canada like she was Drake, only unlike Drake, she didn’t bring Canada everywhere she went, or have any Canada pride, she was like “See you later loser, I’m on TV in America and Don’t Need You Assholes”…only for her TV in America to get cancelled because a redux of 90210 is a horrible idea…leaving Jessica Lowndes to fend for herself so that she doesn’t ever have to crawl home with her tail between her legs… So she had options in this downtime, marry some Rich American who will marry her for the novelty of having a Canadian who was on some show…or fame whore, and do it herself…which is what I guess she’s doing, since she got the fake tits for it, why put them to waste until you really have to. The post Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian “Abs” of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Khloe Kardashian posted this picture of her abs, that I am sure have nothing to do with one of the Kardashian apps they are peddling to beautify your instagram pics, so you can be a fame whore crying for attention like some kind of Narcissist just like them…all by making them more money than god.. I heard the mom just closed a 100,000,000 dollar deal, that probably made Seacrest 20 million dollars, but more importantly, that made the Kardashians 80 million dollars…more than the hundreds they already have, because people like you think they are important, when all they are is a pile of garbage rich kids being garbage…it’s fucked… But not as fucked as me wanting to have sex with the big Kardashian…even though I remember what she looked like before the family doctor went to town her her, rebuilding her, creating this with her… I just think it is a good reminder that when you are a garbage person with little to offer, focus on looking good, not for health, but because people like things that look good…even if those things are a fucking lie. The post Khloe Kardashian “Abs” of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift and Jaime King Lesbian Baby of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift is celebrating the second recent pregnancy of some chick named Jaime King…I guess they are friends, or maybe she’s a surrogate hosting Taylor’s clone…because she’s the kind of ego that feels she needs a clone…aliens…right… My inside Taylor Swift scoop is that my friend was at a bar in LA this weekend and he was kicked out of his table because Taylor Swift was rolling through, and despite being lame as fuck, Taylor Swift gets prioritized in venues, because she’s Taylor Swift and no one throws shit at her for being a scam, instead they are all impressed by her hustle or scam…that’s LA… If there wasn’t fame and celebrity involved, and if she was just the weirdo girl in your high school singing love songs after fucking everyone in the high school…she probably would be a little more bullied…but when you throw money and fame into the mix…everyone shits themselves when they see her, even though it is all artificial lies.. Either way, here she is sucking and worshiping the pregnant belly, possibly for its youthful powers..I saw Rosemary’s Baby, I know how it is…like some kind lesbian marriage making babies…who knows…it is erotic… The post Taylor Swift and Jaime King Lesbian Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst Sucking Straws of the Day

Posted on February 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to work as an orderly in an old folks home. The fucker who used to change the diapers, steal their money, and convince other orderlies to have sex with the old people, to see if anyone would believe the old people, or pass it off as crazy, if and when they complained, which was usually after they stopped having sex with them, in retaliation, because old people, like all people, love to fuck… It was one of the least rewarding jobs I lasted 2 weeks at…I would throw up everyday at least once, because of how gross old people can be…their bodies just giving the fuck up on them… These Kirsten Dunst sucking a straw pics…remind me of cleaning up at dinner time…when old Sally shat herself and didn’t realize it as she drank her dinner through a straw… Unlike other girls sucking on straw pics that can tap into personal fetish of “hmmm looks like she’d suck good dick”….this is just vile, seems toothless…sad…and near death…just how you like em. The post Kirsten Dunst Sucking Straws of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez V Magazine 2015 Pictures

Posted on February 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez in V Magazine’s spring 2015 issue #x0028;V Magazine#x0029; The 22-year-old is seen topless on the cover of the mag#39;s new issue, sporting a pair of barely-there jean shorts. The singer/actress is also seen wearing a gingham bikini top and cowboy hat in more shots from the mag#39;s spring 2015 issue. The actress and singer#39;s appearance and costuming came under scrutiny on Tuesday, with one fan summing up the general consensus: #39;How disturbing is @selenagomez#39; topless sh

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Hipster in Sheer Panties of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The models name is LUIZA PEREIRA …The photographer’s name is Marina Badjieff I don’t know what the photoshoot is for, I just know that it’s of some hipster looking girl, in sheer panties showing bush…so I don’t really care what the photoshoot is about…I don’t even know if this is considered an actual photoshoot, because the reality is that we can all be photographers, we have cameras on our phone, we just need girls willing to get naked, half naked, doing whatever it is they are doing…to say that you are…and once you say you are…more girls come through…and the next thing you know…you’re the whore wrangler…that doesn’t make money, but gets to see vagina and titties everyday… All this to say…I love bush…you can pay me in bush for the rest of my life and I’ll be pretty fucking happy about it… The post Hipster in Sheer Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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