I’m just joking. Kim Kardashian isn’t this cute. If this was a pic of Hayden Panettiere rolling around in a pile of human feces…that’d be a little more representative of her playing with Kim Kardashian….but I figure since everyone is so obsessed with Kim Kardashian…everything I look at is Kim Kardashian…I can’t avoid her…they are brain washing me…and I don’t like it…luckily I have the ability to stab the fuck out of my eyes..if it gets much worse…. The post Hayden Panettiere Looking Old Playing with Kim Kardashian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Terrifying Footage of the Taiwan Airplane Crash School Girl Gets Leg Caught in Elevator Lucky teen putting on a psychotic play almost gets killed Bird imitates couple arguing Dog abuse ends with karma The post Hot Tits and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Alicia Silverstone is pretty old now, but when she was “relevant”, she was one of those actresses that I didn’t understand all the hype around. She had a bit of a wonky face and I just couldn’t get down with it…if anything the only thing I liked that she’s ever done was a few years ago, when she fed her baby like a bird feeds its babies…pre-chewed…that shit was up on some porno fetish shit… Well, apparently she’s got hard nipples, which in case you didn’t know, is all a girl really needs to be doing to seem like she’s keeping busy…to a pervert like me who doesn’t watch TV or really bother using google, I’m too busy sexting for that. The post Alicia Silverstone Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Gigi Hadid is America’s favorite Arab…who the Muslim world probably frowns upon….because she poses half naked…instead of practices the rules of their religion. You know one who got away, making you think that maybe under the sheets live some serious fucking babes, but your racist ass probably attributes to her white mom… All this to say, rich girl who can do anything she wants…anytime she wants decides to do this.. The post Gigi Hadid’s Seafolly Campaign of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
The biggest contribution Kate Winslet has had in my life is the ability to say to girls I am trying to fuck “come over and let me paint you like Jack painted Rose in Titanic”…because apparently girls, at least the old, sad, depressed their lives have no romance girls that I talk to…love Titanic as much as James Cameron because it made him stupid fucking rich…even though he was already stupid fucking rich… So every time I see pics of her, even though she’s pushing 40….or is 40…it brings back all the girls I’ve roped in with her tits…magical fucking tits… The post Kate Winslet for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
I am sure you’ve already seen these pictures of Iggy Azalea, who for the record is the fucking worst piece of bullshit ever to hit the pop charts, but white people love her and black guys love her, and I think she is the future…when I have known about her forever, I’ve watched her scamming her way from nothing, despite blocking me on social media early on….fabricating the scam that is Iggy Azalea…and looking at this ass…reminds me of all the fucking lies….that encompass… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Iggy Azalea’s Panty Flash is Traumatic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
I logged into instagram to see if this was a new picture of Paris Hilton flaunting her rich girl titties for the internet because she likes the attention…I feel like I’ve seen her whoring before…which I guess I have, since the sex tape happened…and it turns out she fucking blocked me on instagram… Out of 3.7 million people, she blocks me….I don’t even think I’ve ever left any comments on her shit, not even mean spirited shit, which means that I’ve said some shit about her that she thinks is mean, or hurtful…and that is fucking amazing… It’s like I don’t even have to instigate these idiots anymore, 10 years of making fun of them has finally got into their skin… Because when I started this shit out, there weren’t many people doing this…and I’ve met Paris Hilton at least once…so I know she knows I exist…but I didn’t know I affected her social media that much… It’s always funny when you come across random people who block me based on this site, rather than my behavior on social media, because I hardly use the shit… It’s like this shit is a crossover of trolling…trolling so hard it penetrates different apps.. All this to say, Paris Hilton is a fucking joke, and I’d let her herpes ridden ass choke me out….for old times…but also because I love girls who hate me…what a joke…. The post Paris Hilton Big Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Martha Hunt is one of the better new generation Victoria’s Secret girls, who I assume has had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio and Adam Levine, as part of her initiation, but that hasn’t been as annoying about it as Nina Agdal, Behati Prinsloo and Bar Refaeli, you know more of a subtle one…probably because she’s from America, unlike most of these models she’s up against, and has nothing to fucking prove, because #America… Shes Pretty fucking magnficent…now if only my wife looked like her, rather than like she’s eaten three of her this morning…then my life would be a little be less of a hell prison, and a lot more of a fantasy…that I guess other men buy Victoria’s Secret lingerie to get, but that I don’t buy into, because seeing my wife squeezed into a pair of panties that barley fit around her fat cankle..can’t trick me into thinking she is this Martha Hunt Magic: A photo posted by Martha Hunt (@marhunt) on Feb 2, 2015 at 7:23am PST
Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland did Cosmo. They probably have nothing to do with one another….but they are in the same issue…so maybe that means they are Cosmo issue sisters…if that is a thing…which I doubt it is, but should be… Now, I don’t know what the fuck I am talking about, or why, I just know that Cosmo teaches young girls how to fuck, because instead of it’s intended purpose of being an opinion magazine, it became smut in the 70s, which snowballed while teaching girls how to snowball… That said, Here’s Gwen Stefani: And Here’s Sarah Hyland: Don’t ask me why, because I am so not interested in this for so many reasons….let me list 10 of them… 1- I didn’t like Gwen Stefani when she was young and famous, I thought she was a man. 2- I have never seen an episode of modern family. 3- Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out with her weird underdeveloped tween face 4- Sarah Hyland gets restraining orders, I hate girls like that 5- Gwen Stefani’s husband fucks me, so maybe he thought she was a man too. 6- These pics aren’t spread eagled or lesbian sex filled 7- fuck this top 10 list….up the ass like it was Gwen Stefani’s husband.
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