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Behati Prinsloo is a Zombie Santa of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone posted this video of Behati Prinsloo being a zombie Santa because I guess making fun of one of the most iconic characters in the history of the Christmas spirit, you know the fat man in a red suit, that has nothing to do with Jesus, the birthday you’re supposed to be celebrating, when really he’s the one who was an actual zombie, while Santa was just a cartoon, but I guess her playing Zombie Jesus wouldn’t go over well…kinda like her marrying Adam Levine…since he’s the fucking worst…and no matter what she’s doing here…all I smell is his seed all over her…making her the fucking worse than the worst because she married the worst…if you know what I mean.

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Christmas Advent Calendar Porn of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a little Alessandra Ambrosio, who is actually pretty big, as all these models are, being used to celebrate Christmas…for THE LOVE MAGAZINE Advent Calendar I’ve Been Promoting for Years , not because everyday is Christmas, or because she’s a Christmas miracle, but because any press is good press, especially for Love Magazine who are owning this Christmas season with their silly videos, like this one that is not very exciting, not that I would know if it was exciting, I didn’t actually watch it, because I have better things to do with my time, like uploading it to the internet for you to watch instead because old mom models who worked for an evil billion dollar brand dancing around for Christmas not dressed for Christmas..is your fetish…not mine.

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Vicotria’s Secret “Forgot” to Airbush Candice’s Nipple of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People are saying that Victoria’s Secret forgot to airbrush out Candice Swanepoel’s nipple from their recent catalog. I am going to say that these kinds of accidents don’t just happen, before any of this shit goes to print, 100 people sign off on it. I think that they are just slowly stepping up their game, but saying “hey why don’t we show what the lingerie actually looks like, instead of erasing body parts”…since this is the porn generation, nipples aren’t a big fucking deal, and these are models who are paid a lot of money to show their fucking nipples. They just can’t come out and do it over night, it will upset the Christians, test the waters, get some press, because people like Candice’s Nipple, especially one week before Christmas…in strategic, basic, but strategic use of nipples, probably a few years too late, since Nipples are hardly as shocking and the real impact would come spread ass with two black cocks shoved in her… Either way, here’s to brighter future for a shitty brand that uses amazing girls for their marketing… TO SEE THE WHOLE CATALOG CAMPAIGN THAT SUCKS CLICK HERE

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Barbara Fialho for Marie Claire Australia of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Barbara Fialho….which sounds like Vile Ho…which hits close to home…because every girl I’ve ever slept with has been a vile ho, but unfortunately, none of them looked anything like this…. All this nostalgia is making me want to drink my feelings into numbness…

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Josephine Skriver for Russh Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

JOSEPHINE SKRIVER the DANE, is the daughter of a lesbian and a gay marine biologist proves that the European gays can instil the right morals and values in the children they raise, despite what the Christians think, and those right morals and values is her getting naked or half naked for millions of dollars… Probably best known for being a Victoria’s Secret pile of perfection, because they market their herd of women, she’s also done a bunch of nudity, because when you’re mom is a lesbian….your mom is a lesbian….and but she still got man cum inside her means…she’s not a real lesbian. Her she is for a magazine….being misused…because she’s not spread eagled….

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Selena Gomez Does Instagram of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have no idea why I am posting a Selena Gomez instagram round-up, like I fucking care about Selena Gomez, her LUPUS or the fact that she had Justin Bieber inside her when he was underage, like some kind of sex offender… I mean, I am totally, one hundred percent confident in the fact that I don’t give a fuck about her or her probably breast implants…yet here I am….uploading pics of her like she matters to me…or really to anyone… I just hope at least one of you is capable of jerking off to these pics…but I mean if you are…you’re probably already her fan…and you probably already have seen these since you follow her on instagram…unless you only like your instagram pics set to useless banter by a drunken asshole who didn’t get a blowjob last night even though he should have…becuase that’s what is supposed to happen when you’re in cocaine fueled 3 am dance parties in random crackhouses with a girl with great tits.. All this to say….here’s her instagram bullshit…that should be a sex tape…but proven everyday of my life…you can’t always get what you want.

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Victoria’s Secret Holiday Ad of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The last thing I want to do in life is promote Victoria’s Secret. They are a billion dollar company, they aren’t paying me to promote their shit, they are just luring me in with tall model babes half naked in a Holiday ad, and I’m using it as masturbation fodder as they intended, and I hate being this weak…and giving into such a basic scam that has make many people rich…especially considering they haven’t evolved, their styling is shit, and bores me, and they have this potentially nude models, not nude, as to not offend their Christian audience…you know following dated bullshit regulations…opening the door up for a better version of Victoria’s Secret…that’s actually cool, racy, fun and sexy, but until then..here’s their commercial…which is like their infomercial fashion show…totally for the sake of selling product…using amazing girls…the best/worst ever.

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Naked Woman Walks Down Street with Bucket on Head and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Car Crash of the Day Florida Bus Passenger of the Day Citizen’s Arrest of a Drunk Driver Weird Tattoo Circle Man Knocks Out Cop DJ of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston in Allure of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think Jennifer Aniston is that hot…I mean not now at 100 fucking years old, and not when she was on Friends… I think people were only responsive because she had fat tits and hard nipples while on a hit show, when hit shows mattered… I figure if she’s not good enough for Brad Pitt, she’s not good enough for me, throw her out like last week’s kitchen garbage, shitty sitcom star… But I’ll still look at her dried up, menopausal, not good enough for anyone to marry….tits…in Allure’s January issue…

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Pizzeria Fight and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Weird Use of a Pick-Up Truck Brazilian Car of the Day Cop Slips on the Wet Floor Cops Use Taser on Thief Dancer of the Day Chinese guy who put on bras on the bus to honor his dead wife Texas Police VS 76 Year Old

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