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Nina Agdal for Photo Magazine of the Day

I saw Nina Agdal at a party about a week and a half ago…she was drunk, probably with her boyfriend, and most importantly, as retard looking in person as she is in pictures. I didn’t feel bad that I’ve spent the last 3 year of her existence, pointing to her forehead thinking – wtf kind of Downs Syndrome is this…not to mention, the rest of her is as big as her head…she’s a monster…making her this pile of drunken shit, that is fully and officially overrated…..and here she is for PHOTO magazine, sucking…because that’s obviously what she does, otherwise how else would she be here from Denmark…it just doesn’t make sense…

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Reese Witherspoon Housewife Porn for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Reese Witherspoon is channeling some of her Pleasantville roots in this shoot for Harper’s Bazaar that scream “Stepford Wife Erotica”….you know 1950s scandals involving little Jesus freaks moving to Hollywood to get famous, only to get knocked up on set, and pressuring the guy who knocked her up to man-up and be a dad to their kid, while creating more kids, like some pushy self serving bitch with her own agenda….only to do a series of shit movies, before an Oscar winning movie, that probably happened after she left said husband she had all the babies with on set of a movie they worked on like a little slut….for her agent…because fucking the people who make money off you…just makes sense… I never found her hot, or exciting, and I am going to assume you don’t either…but someone must….because why else does she exist? Maybe she’s right, and the lord she pretend to cherish and obey, even though she’s a heathen, hollywood, false idol, who lives a lavish and exclusvie celebrity lifestyle, proving she is full of shit…not that you needed proof…she’s Hollywood – it’s kinda what they do…

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Britney Spears Lies to Us on Women’s Health of the Day

I am going to go out there on a limb and assume that this is a photoshopped picture of Britney Spears. She doens’t look like this…but they kept her 1990s hooker tats visible to make it seem believable, and she has been medicated, working out everyday, and probably fed by a personal chef and dietician…the girl is rich as fuck…and if she needs to be fit…she can get fit…all of us can…but not all of us care to be on the cover of Women’s Health showing our “if you get knocked up at 24 by some gold digging white trash hick, in an era you’re completely out of control and on drugs, you can spend the next 8 years in conservatorship by you dad and team of handlers, where they control every thing so that you keep making the company money, which includes not being fat, espcially not in the media”…kind of way… All this to say, I want to be on the cover of Women’s Health… The fact people care about this nonsense is so ridiculous

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Eva Doll in Lingerie for Cosmo of the Day

I have never heard of Eva Doll, but I am going to assume Doll isn’t her real name, and that she’s been recruited from some amazing and magical place called the Czech Republic, where horribly desperate women, who are more beautiful than American women, but who thanks to war torn communism, can’t afford the luxuries of life, and thanks to an abundance of hot women, can’t really compete with for the local millionaires, billionaires, and mail order American buyers….so they either turn to porn, webcams or if they are tall enough…modeling…which is what I guess this model, Eva Doll, has done…and in doing that…tits have been shown…nipples have been seen…and love has happened…all over my pants…at least it would….if this was the 80s, I was 15, and I wasn’t so desenitized to sexuality, nudity thanks to internet porn…and I had enough testosterone left in me to get a boner…. All this to say…I liek Eva Doll…

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Ellie Goulding Side Tit of the Day

Ellie Goulding looks like Kesha, or Ke$ha, depending how big of an asshole you are…because I guess they are the same fucking person…who make shitty pop songs that idiots eat up thanks to aggressive marketing campaigns from aggressive record labels who virtually own them…because that’s how the record industry works now…find some ambitious little twat, give her a salary, make her a star, and rape her earnings until the contract is up…which makes sense to me…I mean all these idiots are interchangeable.. All that to say…here are her tits…from the side…working on being famous…which is probably better than any of her shitty fucking songs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ellie Goulding Side Tit of the Day

Vita Sidorkina for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret…I think their styling, their photography, their use of these amazing fucking girls, is dated as fuck… I think pussy is eager to participate with the brand because they pay well, and they have created this exclusive army of pussy that I call the pussy army, but that they call their angels, and because it’s exclusive, other pussy that is still substantial pussy, but doesn’t have that stamp of approval, wants nothing more than to be pussy in the Victoria’s secret pussy army, because it has pussy ego and feels like it is star pussy….so they spend their lives feeling inadequate hoping maybe one day they will be one of the 20 pussies in that pussy army… but I love Vita Sidorkina…who I have never heard of before today…but who looks great half naked…I may be in love…

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Top 10 Chali XCX Publicity Stunting of the Day

Her name is Charli XCX, she’s some new generation hipster popstar, and I guess she’s figured out the very basic and simplistic way to get noticed when you’re given the opportunity to participate in events that have paparazzi on the red carpet…and that is to show off you tits, wear sheer clothing, in a “look at me! look at me!” pretending to be an “artist”…kind of way. It’s on some early Madonna, when it was actually shocking…with a bit of Lady Gaga, when it’s actually played out and dull kick… We get it, girls who want to be famous or noticed show their tits. I guess this is feminism…working at its finest…I am such a power woman that I showcase my nipples…because they are just nipples…get over your nipple hating selves…to get noticed..and make a statement..when what it actually breaks down to is that her talent alone can’t make her…she must use her tits to get there…like the good old days…before this whole women’s rights thing… What I am saying is…this is not progressive for women…but it is tits…and I love tits. View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com

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Top 10 Chali XCX Publicity Stunting of the Day

Top 10 Chali XCX Publicity Stunting of the Day

Her name is Charli XCX, she’s some new generation hipster popstar, and I guess she’s figured out the very basic and simplistic way to get noticed when you’re given the opportunity to participate in events that have paparazzi on the red carpet…and that is to show off you tits, wear sheer clothing, in a “look at me! look at me!” pretending to be an “artist”…kind of way. It’s on some early Madonna, when it was actually shocking…with a bit of Lady Gaga, when it’s actually played out and dull kick… We get it, girls who want to be famous or noticed show their tits. I guess this is feminism…working at its finest…I am such a power woman that I showcase my nipples…because they are just nipples…get over your nipple hating selves…to get noticed..and make a statement..when what it actually breaks down to is that her talent alone can’t make her…she must use her tits to get there…like the good old days…before this whole women’s rights thing… What I am saying is…this is not progressive for women…but it is tits…and I love tits. View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com

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Kat Graham’s Tight Dress of the Day

I don’t really know who Kat Graham is…I just know she’s at some Rihanna organized charity event…because Rihanna cares about the people, especially when it is good for her Public image, when she’s constantly criticized for being a whore…. The real highlight of the event was Salma Hayek’s Tits ….but I figure why give that mexican more attention, she’s already managed to scam her way out working the hotel as a chambermaid…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Izabel Goulart’s Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:19am PST Izabel Goulart fitness – is a great fitness inspiration to us all….and by fitness inspiration I mean – fitness porn As far as I’m concerned, the mot relevant person in fitness porn. Doing moves girls can can try to copy at home – in efforts to get as good as her…all while guys can masturbate to her body’s magic….because it is on instagram and not at the gym…where masturbating to her would get you arrested… Amazing.

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Izabel Goulart’s Fitness of the Day