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Dita Von Teese for XXXTIAN of the DAy

Dita Von Teese partnered up with Christian LeBoutin, the shoe guy, to create a vintage luxury lingerie line called XXXTIAN…reminding everyong that if you’re an average looking girl with a fansite in the 90s, rocking a scam like Burlesque, where your original end goal was todo Playboy or something, you can parlay that into something major if you pretend it is exclusive or artistic. This girl must be in her 40s now, and gets paid millions of dollars a year to do what she does….cosmetic companies love her, now lingerie and fashion brands love her, and she’s not even hot, in fact, she did burlesque because she wasn’t hot enough to do real stripping, and it fucking worked… Be a slut or a whore, but don’t let anyone know that you are….position it and win…

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Dita Von Teese for XXXTIAN of the DAy

Irina Shayk for Sunglasses of the Day

What the world needs more of is Irina Shayk modeling anything…. whether it is lingerie or sunglasses, she’s hot as fuck…even if she’s probably had a lot of plastic surgery, making her perfectly lovely enough to me..to appreciate….or maybe I just like Russians because they have no soul…or maybe I just like hookers who position themselves properly with A-List athletes, leading to Sports Magazines and tabloid fodder, allowing her amazing body to shine through and take the fuck over…like a barmaid who has defied all odds or some fucking story of overcoming all obstacles, to get to a place where she makes 100k for a day shooting for a brand…She’s won…but when looking at her pics..I like to think we’ve all won…except me….I always lose…but you know what I mean…

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Irina Shayk for Sunglasses of the Day

Claire Danes Jogs of the Day

There are times when I look at girls jogging, usually in the summer, wearing their skimpy shorts, where I think to myself, if I was more of a pervert I would either film this…and if I was more of a sexual predator, I would throw this in my van and make love to it in my cabin in the woods for the next 14 years, until releasing her back to society- confused….you know because the girls are just that hot.. It’s like I can spend hours in the park…watching babes lap me…and be never the happier… This is not one of those moments… I think Claire Danes, should stick to working out at her home gym…until really getting to a place where the world wants to see her big reveal…it may take years…it may be too late for her…but in her defence…she’s never been hot…she has been skinny…those days may be done…at least that’s what her ass is telling me To See Click Here

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Claire Danes Jogs of the Day

Guy Bourdin’s Silent Film of the Day

Guy Bourdin was a fashion photographer who died in the 90s, probably from AIDS, because why else would a fashion photographer die in the 90s, fashion photographers are 99 percent gay, and gay in the 90s, meant AIDS…right…probably wrong…because Guy Bourdin produced sexed up images, he is a legend, he was provocative, he pushed limits, he did fashion porn when no one was really doing fashion porn….and that makes me a fan…because I love fashion porn…this whole site is fashion porn… That said, NOWNESS put out one of his 8mm silent films with nudity and I figure you all need to see a taste of his genius…

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Guy Bourdin’s Silent Film of the Day

Kate Upton Naked Enough for SI of the Day

Kate Upton got naked for Sports Illustrated, which is a good thing if you’re into big sloppy tits and have the ability to crop out big sloppy bodies to fixate on those big slippy tits, like so many dudes clearly are capable of doing, why else would she exist…. She’s pretty much the worst, but has a connected family, that helped make her magic happen, and Sports Illustrated, where her biggest supporters…. I’ve heard all kinds of gossip about her, from her walking around on set fully naked because she loves being naked and looked at, as most sluts do, to her her being so gross that she shouldn’t be walking around naked because she’s disgusting…. I’ve seen her nudes, they were fine, as expected, she’s a tank of a woman, who shits of modeling as a whole…but she’s got tits…and clearly that’s enough…

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Kate Upton Naked Enough for SI of the Day

Emilie Payet for Galore of the Day

Emilie Payet is an amazing topless model from France, who I’ve seen before, and who has a bush to go with her big tits, making her a huge pile of erotic model, that looks all fertile and that I would like to make babies inside, before having some prostitute suck out those babies – because no one needs more babies in this overpopulated doomed world…not that I can have babies…these sperms are dead…but what isn’t dead is my appreciation for things that look like this.. Emilie Payet…thanks GALORE for putting this together….I mean maybe I’m just overly excited and keen on the fact that french girls like anal on the first date – that isn’t even a date but that is more of an “encounter”/”meeting”….

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Emilie Payet for Galore of the Day

Dan Bilzerian girlfriend photos

Dan Bilzerian with his girlfriends show his wild life that seems to consist of heavy partying. Dan Bilzerian, 33, is making a name for himself as a millionaire playboy. The actor and poker champ appears to live his life in excess in every possible way. On Wednesday, the man posted a photo of himself as he looks to be in an empty spa. He wears a gray shirt and tan pants as three girls are around him, all of them topless. Los Angeles-based Dan Bilzerian describes himself as an #39;actor/astro

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in GIFS of the Day

I don’t hate a lot of things…ok maybe I hate everything..but I generally don’t get angry about things….ok maybe I get angry about everything…because I constantly have to ask myself whether I am an alien or not, because I can’t be the same species as all these idiots… I mean we all had the same schooling. We all live in the same planet, watched the same movies, ate the same fast food, drank the same brand of booze… How can we be so different…how can millions of white trash Christians in their trailer parks who believe that jesus put them there, as their son steals their TV every two months for more crack…watch and get excited by an informercial selling mall panties.. I get it…tall half naked chicks…right… But I just see primetime QVC… Here are a bunch of GIFs from the event…that I refused to watch because I was eating a stranger’s pussy.

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in GIFS of the Day

Barbara Palvin by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

These are the most boring pictures ever shot by Terry Richardson…proving that when you get accused of rape enough times, eventually you lose your sleazy edge, because you want to stay as corporate friendly as possible, since the stupid 10 million dollar a year salary you now have, is addictive as fuck… The model is Barbara Palvin. She may or may not have had sex with Bieber…but I think that was a front, and that she actually has sex with black dudes, like she was a Kardashian…just not in these pics.

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Barbara Palvin by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Nadja Bender for Twin Magazine of the Day

Nadja Bender is some Danish model, I think, I mean I don’t fucking know, I just googled her and got bored… She’s already modelled nude, which is probably why she’s in this magazine modelling nude to being with…not that modelling nude is really that impressive, everyone is doing it…but just because everyone is doing it, doesn’t change the fact that I’d like to go on a bender eating her pussy like it was a drug…stuffing my face with it til she squirted so hard there was nothing left, still unwilling to stop…swollen dehydrated tongue…sore throat …just self destructing on her pussy…until no longer healthy, even though I don’t think any model pussy is healthy, they’ve done some shit with photographers to get to this point, but I still want eating her pussy to be considered a problem I needed to go to rehab for…because she’s just that good…

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Nadja Bender for Twin Magazine of the Day