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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini Polaroid of the Day

Gigi Hadid posted this polaroid to make you feel like you are on set at the Sports Illustrated shoot. You know a little test polaroid to see what the picture they are going for is actually going to look like because some photographers still shoot on film…we will call those real photographers and not digital technicians…you know the kind of talent a rich as fuck dad with an ego who fucks models when not on reality TV, who would be able to hire and initiate for his baby – just to give him some status that his cum was worthy enough to create something he would fuck if it wasn’t his daughter – ya know….because he thinks models are real women and he stage parented this one into being that…making her a catch and not just because of the trust fund – but because of how fucked up she must be…

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Nina Agdal is a Shark of the Day

#orcafashion love my new dress A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:53pm PDT Nina Agdal is ridiculous. I’ve always said she looks retarded, now her behavior may prove that theory, something many guys find cute or fun, or like she doesn’t take herself too seriously, and maybe that makes dudes think they can relate to her or take her out for a good time – as long as they are rich enough to pay her nightly rate… But all I see is Adam Levine’s semen soaked sloppy seconds he didn’t want anything to do with – and that probably should have got pregnant when she had the chance – even though other billionaires will come along and love her – as retards are notoriously really fucking horny and masturbate everywhere they go…I know because I know dudes who work at retard homes and fuck all day everyday – and never get caught because retards have trouble formulating sentences…and he’s not dumb enough to cum in them and get them pregnant… On that happy note – here’s Nina being retarded.

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Possible Victoria Justice Butt Shot of the Day

Apparently this is a picture of Victoria Justice’s ass in a thong. Pretty uneventful because it is not a spread ass with a thong being inserted, you know the way you would expect it to be based on the nature of the internet porn generation and the fact they own cell phones, webcams and computers….. But more interstingly, HERE IS A VIDEO OF HER PEEING I can’t confirm or deny any of this being real or not, I don’t know who Victoria Justice is, but I do know creepy older men do….and based on The Fappening and the legal action people are taking – authenticating the leak – it is real…but shit is on TUMBLR so anything is possible…it could even be some teen cutter’s school project…because I think that’s what Tumblr was invented for…

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Possible Victoria Justice Butt Shot of the Day

Sara Sampaio for Jeremy Scott of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the skinny Portuguese model who Victoria’s Secret has recruited to be the next Adriana Lima…and I guess they’ve given her to Jeremy Scott for Adidas because I guess they are tyring to get her in with the hipster rappers who don’t seem to care that they are wearing flamboyant because they don’t seem to care about gay guys dressing them even though they hate gays, it’s part of hip hop…and I guess she’s not looking all that hot, but I figure any girl dressed let a ghetto hood rat video vixen, is good enough for me to stare at…for 4-5 seconds…which happens to be the amount of time I spent ont this post…I am hard hitting journalism like that… [gallery}

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Lindsay Lohan Falls on Her Face of the Day

Lindsay Lohan fell. It brought me great joy. She’s been falling for the last 10 years, on the regular, if you were to google it you’d see her falling all over the place. Maybe her meds, drugs, drinking, starving herself make her dizzy, maybe she can’t handle the heels, I mean the one and only time I spent the night with her – she fell on her fucking face…but I didn’t see her drink, she just locked herself in the bedroom with her friend Juliette and railed enough cocaine to kill a small animal, but not enough cocaine to think that dancing to her music album in her heels and pajama pants was a bad idea….those were the days…2009…when I peaked..it’s been all downhill since…5 years of emptiness…but at least there’s still Lohan, living, alive, falling…amazing…

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Ashley Tisdale’s Married Parking Ticket in Ripped Jeans Porn of the Day

Here’s a very very very specific fetish for you Ashley Tisdale fetishists, you know the assholes who bought into her marketing program and believed she was actually the hottest girl on the Kids Show your creepy ass was forced to watch, or watched as a guilty pleasure because it made you cum. It’s her recently married ass in ripped jeans getting a parketing ticket… You know something you’d think was too obscure to get a hard on for….but that you know that somewhere out there lives a man, probably a parking ticket cop, who gets off to this shit…and I guess that’s why she’s doing it… You know at this stage in the game – she’s got to take any male attention she can get since it’s pretty much over for her.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Renee Zellweger’s Face of the Day

I am pretty amazed that anyone cares about Rennee Zellweger’s face modification procedures that have made her more human-like. If anything we should be celebrating the fact that she has eyes….This picture has gone viral and people everywhere are talking about how different she looks…or how she terrorized her face, when I don’t see much of a difference, because all I see is wrinkles, and wrinkles are my sign to stop lookin’….I just know that this is better than the alien inbred that was…. I was never clear on how she got cast for anything other than the inbred, monster in a horror movie. There have been times that she was the leading lady ore even the love interet and that’s just twisted as fuck…especially when thinking about the old her and wondering why she would ever leave the house without a mask… So I think whatever is going on here – is a good thing…but at the same time…who gives a fuck…where are the spread asshole pics.

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Madison Headrick for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

Madison Headrick is some American Model I’ve never heard of…showing some nipple in this Autumn inspired for Marie Claire Italia She’s not famous – at least NOT ON INSTAGRAM which nowadays is the basis of all things and that makes her more amazing and more interesting – because famous people are shitty and hot girls who get cast in photoshoots who aren’t famous yet, even if they want to be aren’t yet shitty…but I have faith in time they all end up shitty..

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Glamour Models Shooting Guns of the Day

Glamour Models aren’t hot – that’s why they are Glamour models, otherwise they would be actual models, and not these thirsty as hell girls in the UK just hoping to land a soccer player to knock them up – because in the UK there are as many of these girls as there are players… But Glamour models do have rocking tits…that’s the whole reason they exist. That’s the whole reason they do cheesy shoots to get published, probably for very little money, to just stand out from the strippers and barmaids they are competing with for the Soccer wallet fucking… This is a behind the scenes video of a few of them with guns, not sure what it is for, but babes and guns as Cliche as it is, works, when the babes with the guns are Glamour models, which is Cliche to begin with…right…

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Rita Ora Does the Rihanna of the Day

Rita Ora does the Rihanna every day of her life, because Rihanna is the only reason Rita Ora exists… From what I remember, which may not be accurate at all, I drink a lot and don’t really give a fuck about these idiots, but from what I remember, even though I’m not a reliable source…. She was imported from the UK, in a time when Rihanna was aggressively renegotiating contracts, and even borderline insane, and the labels were like, we need a back-up plan – so they threw money and a work Visa at this one, she came to America and sat and sat until one day being relevant for herself…dating the right people, collaborating with the right people, and most importantly, showing off her tits to the right people…us…because tits get hits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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