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Luisa Has a Workout and Shower By Obi Wolf of the Day

I don’t know who OBI WOLF is…but apparently he’s a photographer. I don’t know who his model Luisa is, or even if she’s a model, but as far as I’m concerned anyone who gets in front of a camera is a model, and you don’t need an agency or clients paying you to matter…we are all god’s people, especially when hot enough, because when you’re ugly, you’re just invisible and no one wants to look at that shit unless it is to point and laugh… But pointing and laughing is not anything I want to do with Luisa on her morning workout, toothbrushing shower regimtns…unless you call masturbating “pointing”…which although weird…would mean I was pointing..only not laughing because I am more of a cryer… I don’t know what I am going on about, I just know I like this.

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Luisa Has a Workout and Shower By Obi Wolf of the Day

Britney Spears Tits for Instagram Declare Britney Day of the Day

An invitation to all the Britneys around the world! ???? Een video die is geplaatst door Britney Spears (@britneyspears) op Okt 10, 2014 at 4:55 PDT Apparently November 5 is Britney Day…as if not every day of the fucking year is Britney Day, at least for her family, who keep her medicated and well behaved so that they can continue generating revenue off her by milking her fucking soul…and I guess that’s huge news, but I am only into it because of her mom outfit and attempt at reading her lines…this is like Crossroads all over again….memories of the days we thought Britney was going to win an Academy Award…before exhausting her soul as this dancing monkey you all wish you could K-Fed…or at very least…sniff…right? Either way, I wonder what activities go on on Britney Day…head shaving? Cheetos Eating contests? Being restrained by your parents while being forced to dance…Lip Synching battles…impregnating rich girls so that they pay you support for the rest of your life – I mean why isnt’ this a national holiday…I want in…. To see her Tits at CVS CLICK HERE

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Top 10 Taylor Swift Does Letterman of the Day

#458001860 / gettyimages.com Taylor Swift is the biggest thing in Entertainment. She started in country, country people are loyal, and that built a solid fanbase that she has been able to expand on by moving her way into pop, by singing about failed relationships and teen girl issues that teen girls can relate to, and she’s done it in the most calculated, inoffensive way, that you just can’t hate, but rather appreciate her strategic hustle…that I assume her parents helped guide and make happen – but unlike most stage parents they actually made it happen…and even when she rolled through dozens of men, something most people would think was slutty, she owned it and played victim and the world believed…and that’s just fucking magical… She’s tall, she’s thin, she has a great body, she wants to be a model, but instead she just owns them in her collection of things she has amassed being the billion dollar empire she is – and last night – as part of her campaign to release her album across all kinds of people – and markets – she did Letterman – and here are the top pics from that glorious journey she’s on…. #458001830 / gettyimages.com #458001826 / gettyimages.com #457996210 / gettyimages.com COSTUME CHANGE: #458020158 / gettyimages.com #458009816 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kim Kardashian Old Porn Tits on her Birthday of the Day

If a porn chick like Kim Kardashian wears a revealing dress to show up what may or may not be implants her mom bought her at 16 because it would help with their whoring of her – in efforts to turn the family into some media celebrated billionaires – proving that the American dream exists, and it can happen if you’re rich, have rich friends, and are willing to prostitute yourself…do they make a sound? I would assume not really, but I have to say what she’s done to the malleable youth minds by being a leader or inspiration to them all in this cellphone with camera generation – will only lead these kids and their self shot porn at 12 to great places.. Basically, what I am saying is that Kim Kardashian is the fucking worst. But you already know that. Just stare at her tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Natalie Dormer for Some Magazine of the Day

Her name is Natalie Dormer. She is on Game of Thrones. I don’t watch game of thrones. I find wizards and dragons dumb as shit. I would watch game of thongs though, only if it involved me sniffing unsuspecting thongs, either on girls or off, to determine how many days they’ve been worn. But that is because I am weird. Now she is in some magazine. I AM MORE INTO HER PANTY FLASH That’s all i have to say about that.

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Holly Peers Titties for Photoshoot of the Day

Holly Peers is a Glamour model. Glamour models show their tits. But then again, so do real models, only Glamour models are trashier and more like strippers thn real models, and they only call themselves Glamour models because it sounds better thank “stripper who managed to get published in magazines to increase her stock price and level of desirability to soccer players and really anyone with money because they like a girl who has big tits and who is published better than other non-published gold digging hos”… I am not against her work. I think it is a needed job…in this world…of tits…we like seeing em…

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Lindsay Lohan Bra for Instagram of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan showing her bra…and no one really cares but me – and I only care because throughout the course of her rise and fall and attempted rise again for the ashes countless times…I mean even more times than she’s had dick inside her…the one thing that has been a constant has been her fake tits…and I guess her crazy…but her fake tits are more fun to look at, whether naked in Playboy or in Selfies…they are her best work yet…not that she’s ever actually worked, but you get what I am saying and that is that I like her tits.

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Xenia Deli Shoves her Bra for New Yorker Lingerie of the Day

Xenia Deli is some model who is ridiculously hot, but also is shoving her bra full of chicken cutlets to look like she’s got tits…for some lingerie company I’ve never heard of, but that I would want to lick off of her…no matter how long it would take for the acidity in my saliva to melt away her panties…I am willing to commit, because I am equal part pervert and unemployed…who has all the time in the world to show her that taking off her panties can be way wetter, rash inducing and pleasurable at least for me, if she just lays back and lets me put it to work… Here are those catalog pics.

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Jamie Lynn Sigler Tits of the Day

Do you remember jerking off to Meadow Soprano? Me neither. I think on the scale of sex appeal, this motherfucker was a 0. I mean I think Tony Soprano’s tits were probably more desirable in the grand scheme of things – but that’s just because it’s not gay if he’s dead…right? Here she is showing some cleavage at an event, and it’s really not all that sexy and I don’t really know why I am bothering with this, because let’s face it – we’re an internet porn era and getting off to cleavage would be a real flashback to what was…you know when you used to jerked off to the thought of girls you actually knew and not gaping assholes….back when you didn’t have their facebook to cross reference..because getting off to a real person was a thing….…and sometimes it just takes a shitty cleavage on d-list celeb to realize pussy you kinda know in real life is really what’s actually important in life…. That said – Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Best Work was her 2008 Pussy Flash – Back When Pussy Flashes Still Mattered …She’s an inny… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lady Gaga Does Goth Publicity Stunt of the Day

Lady Gaga wore black lace lingerie in some attempt at being over the top – maybe even a little silly – all while pretending to be high concept, shocking and next level – because everyday is Halloween for Lady Gaga. She has no authenticity and is lost her her stage show that she is just a shell of a human struggling to come back into the entertainment industry at the level she was, when people were bought and ate her shit up, because they related to the message of being ugly and embracing it, being a freak and embracing it, before realizing she’s a highly commercialized act that is contrived to trick them into thinking she actually means it and that she isn’t just a puppet used to sell albums to the suburban gays and the uglies of this generation… Tons of market research went into creating this brand identity…but now she’s drowning in it trying to figure out how to maintain relevance…clearly failing…but I see some tit…and that’s ok…even when attached to a gremlin of a woman, because it comes with so much sadness and deep rooted issues, as they know they are gremlins…and that no one actually likes them, and the only reason people came to her party is because they were paid to… Nice look, so edgy and different – you fucking clown.

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