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Apparently this is some Ukrainian Politician’s leaked nudes…now I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen some Eastern European porn in my days, and the soulless communist raised, starving women – will consistently do way worse than this, for even 100 dollars…so I am going to say this is not a leaked nude pic, or even a scandal, because she’s not pissing in the corner of a basement apartment on a webcam site…but she’s still naked…kind of…without vagina…campaigning…and it is the thought that counts…right? Wrong…when it comes to nudes…it is not the thought that counts. It’s the nudes that count.
I heard that Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus have an underage lesbian sex tape going around Nashville. It could be a lie, but people I know have seen it…and have said that Miley used to torment Lovato with it back when they were friends…and I want to make it clear that I don’t know about Disney star, turned scandalous bi-sexual beef…I just know about sex tapes…at least let me maintain some of my integrity…I’m a grown ass man…and apparently so is Demi Lovato…as she pulls some ass poke stripper poses…for the internet…and for her 13 year old fans…She’s a hero to us all…arch that back girl…if you’re even a girl
This is not a weird fetish photoshoot from some obscure porn site, this is Sara Sampaio for Vogue Spain, which means this is top fashion, and I guess you can ignore the clothes she is in, despite it being a fashion magazine, and focus on the fact that she is naked with a horse…or half naked with a horse, up on some weirdo Equus fetish shit…. I am sure horse love has existed forever, and that pony play fetish has even inspired a line horse tail butt plugs, hoof hand and feet covers, and even leather horse masks…I don’t know who sexualized the horse first, I am sure a a lot of people over the history of man have inserted their majestic genitals inside random girls willing to get fucked by a horse…I’ve seen the videos…and I guess this is the
Edita Vilkeviciute is what I like to call a titty model, even though all models are technically titty models nowadays, you know since tit for fashion has become the norm, something we embrace, and where titty models are a thing of a past…you know in an era there was Fashion Models, Titty Models, Pornstars…. Now the low level name or what I like to call the derogatory term for low grade attention seeking models who make no money – and who are too short and too dumpy to get a real modelling jobs…but who get naked…you know the girls we would call titty models in the past…is Instagram Model. Edita Vilkeviciute is not an instagram model…she’s straight from Lithuania and she’s avoided being sold off in the sex trade – and is instead booking major campaigns that probably pay more than 100k for Calvin Klein, where she isn’t showing her tits…in fact where it’s more about this hairless chiseled man and his spread leg crotch shot – than her…probably because only fags wear Calvins. Who knows. I prefer her NAKED
I think it is safe to say that Carl’s Jr has lost their edge and so has Bar Paly. Sure Bar Paly is a hot Israeli from 20 years ago, who is still hot well into her 30s, or even 40s, I don’t know how old she is or her fake model age is, and I am not hating on her, she’s lovely… She just looks like a hot MILF or a broken down ex model who never really made it, who turned gold digger because she is in LA and that is what LA people do and who is now looking for new escorting gig or man to gold dig or some level of excitement by offering sex on a plane…Only to give a burger named after sex on a plane instead, Good joke idiots. Good Gag… Looks like the people at Carl’s Jr are not very creative, or funny, with a shitty joke and a shitty gag…that probably cost them a lot of money they should have spent paying me for better ideas… I would say this was a fail, but then…again I’m posting it so maybe that’ a win, not that anyone has ever thought anything I have done is a win…
The people at TREATS! Magazine ….just keep on bringing the hot, up and coming models I’ve never heard of, named DERRYN LESTER , from South Africa, who we are happy wasn’t dating the blade runner, because she would be dead by now and we would not be graced with her amazing and beautiful tan lines… I mean for some reason 95% of white South African girls…are ridiculously hot. Were the ugly ones killed off during Apartheid in the most racist of places in the world, did the uglies die off of AIDS because of the high AIDS rate, since the hot ones locked down the dudes who weren’t HIV positive, or were they just killed off since South Africa has 100 murders an hour or something insane…or are they just a mix of ethnic greatness, or do we only… I have so many questions I need answered, and I expect to direct them at Derryn Lester on our first date…you know the one we fall in love at…
You got to give it to Paris Hilton. She has been pretty resilient in her career…like a cockroach…which is actually a good name for her since she loves cock…a lot.. It’s like she had the brand name as her last name, played it up and ended up making a lot of her own money from it. She was one of the first rich kids turned pornstar turned self made rich kid…and she keeps going and going – even when people just don’t fucking care about her.. She’s out there DJing, hustling, running an entourage, traveling the world, making money…all while people don’t fucking care about her. She’s even doing lingerie photoshoots…posting slutty selfies…even when people don’t care about her… She beats to her own drum and doesn’t care that people don’t care…and if she’s getting half naked in the process…all old, herped up, but still not fat…I am all fucking for it…even if I’ve seen her fuck badly, back in her prime…I think she is inspiring to us all that we just need to keep on going…even when the world thinks we should have stopped long ago…
TREATS! put out these pics of some hot models in masks. I didn’t really bother looking up the photographer or really anything about it – because I was up on some ISIS kick and into girls wearing masks – because as a mask wearing weirdo – I understand the plight of the masked person – you know no one right swipes you on the internet, no one wants to be friends with you, girls don’t want to send you nudes unless they see your face…but I also know the beauty of telling a girl “No one will know it’s you if you put this on and let me take pics”…so masks are less a fetish and more a tool to get girls who otherwise won’t get naked..naked…and that works for me…whether artistic, or done on my cellphone…I just care about the tits.