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Emmy Rossum in Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr’s Dress of the Day

Here’s boring Emmy Rossum, all Jewish face for the Jewish Holidays – the aspiring actress who decided to get naked for a cable show and now suddenly matters, at some event, showing tits – in a dress that looks like it is in trend because these tricks also wore something similar… Selena Gomez…. and Miranda Kerr Small tits be everywhere…I guess these small breasted implant babes don’t realize that this is the year of the ass…and being someone not into tits I guess it is ok….It’s like so much little cleavage… TO SEE MORE OF EMMY CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF SELENA CLICK HERE

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Emmy Rossum in Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr’s Dress of the Day

Ghetto Fight and Other Videos of the Day

Fuck Her Right in the Pussy Still Exists… Idiot Cyclist Takes a Nap in the Street – Gets Fucked Up I Love these Teachers who had a threesome with an underage student… Shitty Way to Ruin your Lunch

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Ghetto Fight and Other Videos of the Day

Possible Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pics of the Day

Leighton Meester barely exists. There was a minute or two when she actually mattered…because she was on a big show doing a lot of press…when the real core of her, or what matters when it comes to her is that she was born in a halfway house because her mom was a drug smuggler convicted of drug smuggling…who taught her to beat to her own drum and along the way that drum in her hipster ear screamed “I want to be famous”…so she did what she had to do…including but not limited to foot fetish porns…apparent sex tapes…and it worked for her…now she’s married to a dude from the OC, she sings her little indy hipster songs, and life is good… I don’t know if this is even Leighton, I wouldn’t be able to recognize her if she was sitting on my face…I barely know who she is… I don’t know if this is from a new movie, a private movie, or not even her. I just know there’s a girl, in a thong…on a bed…and that may be all I need to know.. Whatever it is, we can all agree…it’s romantic.

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Possible Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pics of the Day

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini for Facebook of the DAy

Anna Kornikova posted this on her Facebook yesterday. I don’t know if it is her or not. I just know it is amazing. It’s like girls if you take these bikini selfies, post them… I mean obviously, I am on instagram and realize that every girl does, but when they are pro tennis players who were all the fucking rage 10 years ago, but who still have the body thanks to muscle memory…you know one of the girls who reaffirmed your love for the level of perversion of the sport…panties, sweat, grunts…Russians…they are so much better… All this to say…Anna Kornikova is all that matters right here – right now…and I don’t even care if Enrique watches…

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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini for Facebook of the DAy

Miley Cyrus in Some Topless Instagrams of the Day

Miley Cyrus takes narcism and attention whoring into her own hands…and I respect her for that…when a girl is all uptight about her nudes and I have to pretty much sign an NDA and confidentiality about her nudes – in order to get her nudes – even though if she’s sending me those nudes – chances are she’s sending other people those nudes – because she thinks she looks good in the nudes – and 99 percent of people sent nudes will show their friends – except me – because I have no friends – no seriously. No. Friends. Let’s face it – is that really surprising… I just wish her nudes were lest thematic, artistic, high concept and more spread asshole in front of the mirror with a household object inserted. Seriously. What is this instagram friendly toplessness, we’ve all seen her nipples, that means any self produced erotica needs to be a little more shocking than what I can google. Her selfie game strong, her nude selfie game…a fail…but here it is anyway. Because, young and topless.

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Miley Cyrus in Some Topless Instagrams of the Day

Ferne McCann Nude Selfie of the Day

When you don’t know who the person in the topless pic is…you know that the topless pic was leaked by them in order to ride the tail end of all the topless pics…hoping that no one will notice that she’s not relevant enough for anyone to hack…and hoping that she’ll get clustered in with everyone else…to get a very minimal amount of press…because they are just tits…and she’s not in it with someone who matters. The real strategy, and if you’re an aspiring star, you can steal this…is to wait until this all blows over – and people are starved for nude celebrity content – then find yourself a low level celebrity preferably a married woman people know – fuck her and email me the video…I’ll take care of you becoming household…it’s easy… THis Ferne McCann, from TOWIE, a UK Reality show, is failing at scandal….and to think she’s from a Reality show…where having no shame is what she does….and more importantly, Europe where tits are shirts…what a fail…

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Ferne McCann Nude Selfie of the Day

Andrea Sportono for Numero of the Day

Turns out that when a model – like this Andrea Spotorno – who I haven’t heard of but who is probably already rich from modelling because of her hard features, tall as fuck body, willingness to get naked and the whole not being fat thing – wears a bubble wrap shirt for a fashion magazine – and I can see her nipples – I get pretty happy. Maybe it is because bubble wrap was the only toy I got on Christmas, while the kids I was in the foster home with got actual toys, that came wrapped in bubble wrap…you know being the Mexican no one wanted and all…maybe Bubble wrap was my only childhood friend when I couldn’t speak the language….maybe popping each and every bubble released deep rooted hurt in my soul – like I was a cutter…or maybe I just like model tits… Either way, I wouldn’t notice her on the street other than to say “Look at the that tall skinny monster, I bet she’s a model”…but right now, right here…I am all about her little model tits. Boom.

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Andrea Sportono for Numero of the Day

Teabagging Video of the Day

My friends over at MyPakage , the best underwear you can buy on the internet…if not the planet…put together this tea party video that is pretty fucking genius…probably probably one of the best underwear viral videos in the history of underwear videos.. It’s called TeaBaggging, and a bunch of ladies have an sleazy Tea Party, after getting excited by the mail man delivering his “Pakage” … Clever and amazing…now if only there was an unrated version with more labia…you know the kind of labia you’d want to invest in underwear to not humiliate yourself when you finally get the chance to have sex… You see, my soiled, ripped, discoloured underwear don’t impress….but in my defence, I pay the girls I have sex with -so they have to deliver regardless… Get you own pair so you can scream at girls to “ Lick MyPakage “…. Right…

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Teabagging Video of the Day

Nicola Peltz Billionaire “Actor” Topless of the Da y

Nicola Peltz was the new talent – that may or may not be talented – but that looks good – and who wants to be famous because that’s what every motherfucker wants…except me…I think the whole fame thing is stupid. Especially when you’re Nicola Peltz, and up on some billionaire hustle…..with a trust fund and the luxury to afford anything… It is safe to say her dad financed the whole movie she was in…or maybe works with the producers and directors and said “put my baby in, I got her a pony already, I need to gift her better, so that she doesn’t hate me for choosing my career over her, you know girls with daddy issues…no one wants to be the daddy to one of those sluts”… But who cares why or how she happened, lets just be happy she happened.

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Nicola Peltz Billionaire “Actor” Topless of the Da y

Mara Teigen for Purienne of the Day

Mara Teigen is a superstar INSTAGRAM MODEL …who for a while I just assumed was the hotter sister of the troll who fucked her way into a wallet and possibly into Sports Illustrated…to help maintain her place in that wallet she fucked her way into…but apparently they aren’t related… Henrick Purienne is one of my favorite EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHERS of our generation…I mean the guy takes insane pictures.. They came together – for this campaign. I think it’s something corporate and thus not very erotic…but I believe in your creepiness and your ability to cum to anything…so maybe you can get to that. Weirdo.

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Mara Teigen for Purienne of the Day