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Daria Werbowy Naked for Interview Magazine of the Day

Daria Werbowy brings some model nudity to Interview Magazine. Pretty top tier fashion porn.. Daria Werbowy is some 30 year old Polish born refugee who was taken in by Canada when she was 3, escaping rationed toilet paper and a life of working the traveling circus or sex trade, but rather chose a life of hockey, maple syrup, Avril Lavigne and Igloo building before being saved by the model life…You know, in a a she didn’t choose the model life, the model life chose her situation… She’s been totally naked in Vogue because Vogue are fucking pornographers before HERE Now she’s naked again in Interview…because getting naked is what you do when you’re a Polish girl just happy to not be in Poland. All this to say…she’s got Bush..hipster model fashion bush and I love it…

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Lindsay Lohan for Wonderland of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan booked a cover of a magazine. Shocking. Someone thought to use her in their magazine to get their magazine noticed and she was honoured considering no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan…so she did it…win/win situation…and the whole thing lacks her doing something substantial, like picking her herpes scabs or playing connect the dot with her vagina freckles…I guess she’s not quite desperate enough. Bummer. If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s her back in a sheer top… If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s Barbara Palvin, who pretends to be 18 when she’s not pretending to be dating Beiber or black rappers or whatever it is she dates…

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Lindsay Lohan for Wonderland of the Day

Marloes Horst for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model, who is not modelling for Victoria’s Secret in these pictures, like some sir of disloyal hooker who will bounce from client to client even if you’ve got her under contract…and they get paid a shit ton of money to just be in their underwear – because these hoes aint loyal, or more importantly, these brands are all in it together, because if I was paying a girl 30,000 dollars a day, or 800,000 dollars a year, you can be pretty fucking sure there would be no pictures taken with other people, hell, I wouldn’t let her out of my basement. You see because when you own a person…you don’t share the person…unless there’s some back end deal in it for you…it’s really the whole foundation of pimping. She’s pretty much my favorite looking model I’ve ever seen, even if someone just told me she used to be fat…she’s like an Avacado…good fat…

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Marloes Horst for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day

These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…

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Martha Hunt by David Bellemere For Russh Magazine of the Day

MARTHA HUNT IN RUSSH MAGAZINE from Australia….has won my heart and soul…The kind of girl I want to write love songs to, you know and sing to her all night…because she’s so fucking amazing faced and hot bodied that I understand why Victoria’s Secret took her from being – TOPLESS HERE TOPLESS HERE TOPLESS WITH CANDICE HERE And made her into one of her own, but still allow her to do fun photoshoots that aren’t quite as naked but still hot enough for me to hate my life for not having her to sit on my face and suffocate me as I try to kill her pussy and it’s nine lives in one sitting…but realize that I don’t even have fat and disgusting girls to do that – so I’ll just take the pics…or in this case…look at them.

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Martha Hunt by David Bellemere For Russh Magazine of the Day

Elsa Hosk for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

Elsa Hosk is pretty much the single most important model ever…at least that’s probably what she likes to think about herself, because she’s signed with Victoria’s Secret and big brands and people want to work with her, and no model likes to think they are useless, or that modelling is dumb when thousands and thousands of dollars are being thrown at her to just stand around and let people take pics of her and praise her…I mean she probably doesn’t think she’s changed, and that she’s just like her IKEA and VOLVO working…meatball eating friends…back in Sweden… But what do I know, Elsa Hosk doesn’t answer my calls, and even if she’s a bitching, snappy, annoying, egotistical, princess cunt…I approve and will carry her purse on set because she’s fantastic to look at – and in this horrible world…good looks are more important than good personality, because no one I’ve ever met has a good personality…so let’s stick with looks. Again, Like all Models BETTER NAKED

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Elsa Hosk for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

Micaela Schafer Nude Ice Bucket Challenge and Other Videos of the Day

Random Nude Guy Walking Down the Street Russian Cab Driver of the Day Subway Creeper Teacher Catches Everything on Fire Homelesss Man on the Train Boater of the Day Big Girl Does Ice Bucket Challenge Dog Helps Carry Groceries..

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Micaela Schafer Nude Ice Bucket Challenge and Other Videos of the Day

Genevieve Morton Pretending to Workout is the Joke of the Day

I mean come on Genevieve Morton, we get that you’re trying to go famous and use social media to get there, but there are some things fat girls can’t fool us with, because of them being fat and all….like fitness. She can polarize her career, her existence, shoot from the right angles, pretend to be famous and relevant, even cast movies from sucking producer dick, or post pics from expensive and fancy places from sucking rich dude who like model dick….. But the one thing she can’t do is pretend to be in shape…. We get it – she was the Kate Upton who never was…but she’s totally not owning that….and pulling some other bullshit like this…. I guess in ways it is kinda funny…but not that funny…Here’s her caption, what a joker. #fitnessfriday working out my core today ???? mainly a combination of crunches and plank if you have any tips let me know ???? #genevievemortonfitness

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Emily Ratajkowski Big Tits for Ocean Drive of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is in Ocean Drive and I guess she is pretending to be a Fashion model, and for some reason people are buying into it. She’s short, she’s busty, she’s got very little business being a fashion model, but she’s posing here like she is one, and not the busy nude model she was just last year. I guess she’s proving that models are a product of internet fame, and not so much weight, size or measurements….and any average faced girl can make it – so long as she shows her tits to the right person. I am not hating on Emily Ratajkowski even if I call her EM Rat Cow. I like what she’s doing to girls everywhere by giving them the idea of getting naked and the hope that it will convert for them like it did with her…It’s like one music video created this and now she exists…and I guess the good news is that she’s got the tits that got her here in the first place… Here are the pics.

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Emily Ratajkowski Big Tits for Ocean Drive of the Day

Jessica Hart’s In GQ of the Day

Jessica Hart is a gap toothed, Australian model with big tits who dates Billionaire Stavros, who has likely given her Paris Hilton strain of Herpes, along with all the other girls he allegedly banged, but who I’m not convinced he banged, because he’s so next level rich, that he knows that these girls are just hookers. He is a legit billionaire, there’s just no way to really trust a girl’s intentions when you come with the first class 5 star life. So you just keep them around like a harem of hookers, but don’t call them hookers, call them models, since models are much more respectable in their “Pay me for sex if you have a yacht” hustle. I’m not hating, I like her tits. Tits that I guess by Google Ad standards make GQ pornographers. In America, nipples are bad. Yet people still advertise on GQ, even with the nipples…so maybe I just do things wrong, clearly, as I sit here on my couch with the only tits around are mine – and they aren’t hot at all. That’s all I have to say about gappy tits and her boyfriend she’s trying to marry for obvious reasons – while she’s half naked for a mainstream men’s mag…

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Jessica Hart’s In GQ of the Day