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Lindsay Lohan Selfie of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this selfie where she’s in some weird bra like top, hopefully with more support than her recent bikini top, that showcased how the elasticity in her skin, due to malnourishment and a possible terminal illness or just heroin addiction, can barely support the weight of her implants, thanks to there being no fat left to hold them in place…just a distended stomach that Lohan is hiding because she doesn’t want pregnancy rumours circulating, even though anyone with a brain would assume that Lohan hasn’t had her period in a few years due to the whole dying thing… The sick thing in all this is that I still think she’s hot…and I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape.

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Lara Stone and Other Models Topless in the Black Keys New Video of the Day

Lara Stone is a model who tried to sue me for posting pics of her honeymoon to some comedian/ comedy actor who had what I think may have been an HBO show in AMerica, because he was just that funny…. I found the whole “invasion of privacy” charge a little extreme, considering she’s a model who gets naked for money and who you can find naked all over the internet…and I guess in music videos like this one for The Black Keys…

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Laura Cremaschi Instagram Round Up of the Day

These Miami fame whores are hilarious…and for some reason, they all come from Italy. It’s like all the fame whores in Italy gather around a plate of Pasta and Pizza after an olive oil wrestling match for a bunch of guys in the Mafia driving Ferraris and plot how to take over the American Paparazzi and collectively come up with BIKINI…such a complicated thing that fucking works. Yet, American Fame whores haven’t been able to figure out the process, reminding us all that Americans are lazy as fuck and that the rest of the world, will take over…if our Fame whores don’t start strategizing better… Because I use instagram, I know the Amarican fame whores exist…I just don’t see them getting chased by the paparazzi.. I guess Italy won this round…they can thank this girl’s hot ass…

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Willa Holland Bikini Ass for Instagram of the Day

Willa Holland was in the O.C. It was a show we’d watch because we’d go drinking at some college bar on Thursday nights, which is what I remember being the night the show was on, and we’d fuck girls based on the O.C. knowledge alone…like “did you watch tonight’s O.C., OMG, I can’t even”….and for some reason they didn’t find it weird we were 40 year olds watching the O.C….but instead were sucking our dicks in their dorms…well that happened once…but still a good enough success rate for me… Either way, I had a friend who was in on that bullshit with me, and he obsessed with Willa Holland, and I am guessing that was around 10 years ago, and she’s 23 now…so she was obviously young as fuck then…that friend is clearly now a father of 2 soon to be 13 year olds, it’ll be interesting to see how their birthday pool parties pan out… I forgot she existed, the world clearly hasn’t…and here’s some of her in a bikini for instagram…a good way to be reminded.

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April O’Neil is the Penthouse Babe of the Day

I figure what better way to celebrate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for you virgin loser weirdos…that to showcase a porn model named April O’Neil…who did this pretty awesome set for PENTHOUSE …a magazine that I hold near and dear to my heart, because really the erotica they were producing in the late 70s was art…now it’s a little more vulgar…but it’s still part of a legacy that I can totally relate to and will forever feel a bond with…. I don’t know much about April O’Neil, I just know she’s pretty fucking glorious…at least in these pics…and at 4 am…these pics are all that matter…you can see her dirtier pics HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES CLICK HERE

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Aubrey O’Day’s AMazing on Instagram of the Day

I hate to admit this, because I have spent at least 3 years hating on Aubrey O’Day for being a useless, fat, annoying pile of hip hop market shit that even the hip hop market doesn’t want. So she decided to hit the gym and move away from that, you know to forget the black rapper boyfriends that loved her dumpy white girl ass, and move onto some white dude all while trying to go pop… Making her sloppy disgusting body – almost amazing. I mean I don’t even know what I am looking at here, but I like it more than I should because it is Aubrey O’Day and this is against my everything.

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Sveva Alviti is Topless in Miami of the Day

Sveva Alviti is some Italian chick in Miami with all the other Italian chicks in Miami, doing the whole bikini beach thing for the paparazzi because getting into the media makes them feel like they are fucking the system, or important, since the paparazzi back home doesn’t give a fuck about them, or if they do, it’s not quite as luxurious as being in the American media. It’s just such a bigger market.. The shirt shot way to get noticed is to do it topless…it’s the Euro way…and I am all about the nice small tits…even when they are irrelevant… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Tongues Cara Delevingne Her Friend of the Day

I don’t know if this is a Miley loves attention so she gets wild and crazy with “it” girls for publicity…or maybe it is a Miley Cyrus loves sticking her tongue out and simulating lesbian sex – since everyone is bisexual and she is just doing her…in a public forum… Or if this is a Cara Delevingne has mastered socializing, and has managed to go straight to the VIP room with her rich friends, to hanging with celebrities and actresses and models, in turn making her a celebrity of her own..getting her richer and richer than ever… She’s quirky and fun, and out there, and these boring robots who are actually famous like being around someone with that kind of energy…enough to lick their mouths. It’s all a fucking scam…

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Ana is Naked and Amazing in Black and White of the Day

Ana is some amazing model, who proves that when you pose nude for a photographer like Marco Michietto , the black and white makes it hip on some “artistic” kick instead of some smutty kick, but artistic or not, anything can be smutty if you look at it the right way, from the right angle, which is what I always try to do… Here are the pics….they are good.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Panty Ballet of the Day

Candice Swanepoel won instagram with these pics of her lean model body doing Ballet….because I guess when she was a South African slave runner with a farm that made her rich, she was being professionally trained in dance, like the other rich girls while the hired help was dying of AIDS, poverty, and all kind of other horrible things that happen in South Africa by white people to black people…it’s historical fact….just ask Nelson. That said, thank god she did Ballet, because these pictures happened and I am very into them. I am cultured and respect the artform like that.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Panty Ballet of the Day