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Candice Swanepoel’s Panty Ballet of the Day

Candice Swanepoel won instagram with these pics of her lean model body doing Ballet….because I guess when she was a South African slave runner with a farm that made her rich, she was being professionally trained in dance, like the other rich girls while the hired help was dying of AIDS, poverty, and all kind of other horrible things that happen in South Africa by white people to black people…it’s historical fact….just ask Nelson. That said, thank god she did Ballet, because these pictures happened and I am very into them. I am cultured and respect the artform like that.

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Jodie Foster Nude at 18 of the Day

These pictures are apparently of Jodie Foster, I have no idea if that’s true, but they are obviously not very recent. Someone emailed them to me saying that they were pics that her mom shot of her when she was 18 to send to a producer to get her a job…because even in the 70s or 80s…producers were sleazy fucks who wanted to fuck the girls they cast and the girls the cast were usually the ones who wanted to gig the most… I guess, in retrospect, when you’re thrown into the entertainment industry, you mom shooting nudes of you is probably one of the better things that she’s done for you….you know it involves less emotional abuse than actually selling you off to the industry… Maybe that’s why she’s a lesbian….:)

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Irina Shayk Tongues her Russian Friend and Wears a Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk is kissing some girl who I assume is Russian on the lips, because apparently that’s how Russian Women make extra cash to pay for their hair, nails and designer clothes…. Sure I am basing my entire opinion on Russian babes on the cam sites and porn sites and mail order bride sites that I frequent…but I like to think that is culturally representative of girls who grew up poor but who are now thrown into the elite, top echelon, 1%, world of fame and fortune – strictly because of the way they look… We call those escorts…and sure they can disguise as models, or even be models…but the foundation of who they are…their core offering to the world…is still the fuckng same..and when they look like Irina…I am so into that, I wish I had budget for that…or at least one as good as her… She also wore a bikini on instagram in some luxurious place…because that’s the life she lives…looking the way she does… Surprisingly, no one asked where her John Ronaldo was…it’s just assumed he’s off on his own gay cruise or something…being rubbed down by men to loosen up after the world cup…he’s a homosexual like that…a homosexual who “dates” this..

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Victoria’s Secret Behind the Scenes of the Micheal Bay Holiday Commercial of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is currently shooting their Holiday Collection – because Christmas is around the corner and it is their most important time of year to cash the fuck in. It is safe to say that the Behind the scenes picture of Adriana Lima on set below, despite being old and a mother, two things you don’t really look for in a lingerie model, she’s still at it. The money is too good. The contract isn’t expire. Milk that shit like your baby milks your tit, you overly religious slut, who can get naked for money but who can’t get a fucking abortion to save that body you get naked for money with…she makes no sense to me, but then again..the world doesn’t make sense… is the best part of their whole reminding us they exist mid-summer push…. Because the rest of their “behind the scenes” are fucking boring….here they are anyway. You know, since Michael Bay directed the commercial again…and you’re all about that Ninja Turtle shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus and Kate Upton Together of the Day

Miley has tapped into her hick roots…and got herself a pig, like she was back on the farm her diner working stripper mother grew up on while plotting how to get knocked up by achy breaky 3 weeks after achy breaky was released…creating this lovely brat…who although is annoying – is far more interesting than the other tween trash out there… She named it Bubba Sue, but she looks more like a Kate Upton. Here she is taking a shit… Here she is photoshopped onto a white Nicki Minaj…

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Irina Shayk in Some Shitty Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

Irina Shayk bores me. I think I have attention span issues, or maybe I am just not excited by pictures of huge movie stars like Irina Shayk, who in the event you didn’t know, was cast in Hercules, because of her very astute acting ability. It’s like she’s a professional trained actor, probably because Russians are disciplined, and hookers have the ability to be anything you want them to be.. That’s not to say Irina Shayk is a hooker, I mean I’m sure a lot of non-hookers have been recruited by professional soccer players to pretend to be their girlfriend in exchange for Sports Illustrated campaigns that his agent can easily coordinate, and that will help their storyline along…especially when they are Russian… Russian girls are just hot, have no souls and like money…whatever…so do all girls.. Anyway, with her fame and success thanks to strategic BEARDING, she’s in this campaign for some bathing suit company…yes, it is boring…but she’s still a babe and that’s enough for me.

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Audrina Patridge Bikinis of the Day

It amazes me that NBC gave Audrina Patridge a show that airs after Saturday Night Live….I guess they think she’s a fucking joke, along with the rest of the world, but it was the same slot they gave Carson Daly before he leveraged that into hosting a hit fucking show, starring Shakira (see previous post to see who Shakira is, in the event you’re idiot)….so this Network Shit…could mean there’s more Audrina Patridge for the world…and it could be that the dumb one with fake tits because the most famous and successful one which goes to show you – that if you look good in a bikini – that’s pretty much all you fucking need to get by…or more importantly – to fucking win…. Here are some of her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cora Keegan Slut Nipples of the Day

Cora Keegan is showing off her nipples…like so many models…because nipples aren’t a big deal, yet people like to make them a big deal, so that when they show their nipples they can pretend it’s all high concept and art…when really it’s just them showing their fucking nipples…and in Cora Keegan’s nipples are amazing…because I love her and everything she does is perfect…even when she has sex with other men…and isn’t thinking about me…because even girls who have sex with me don’t think of me…granted they are “asleep” at the time but still… I would sing Cora Keegan love songs. Because when I look at her pics, everyone else in the world disappears…but that could be because I have a short attention span… Either, she’s lovely as fuck…

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Anastasia Ashley Promotes Her Jewelry Line the Best of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is a magical creature sent from the beach, to the internet, via 1000s of bikini pics…who along with showcasing her awesome fit ass, like so many other girls try to do…is also a professional surfer…so she has a good excuse…and it also means she makes her living surfing…and that’s pretty fucking amazing considering how most of the world makes their living by not surfing but rather doing shitty fucking jobs that contribute to making some other asshole rich… Well, it looks like Anastasia, as lovely as she is, has ventured out to start her own Jewelry line , and it’s safe to say that these pics are probably the bet way I’ve seen Jewelry marketed, not that I’ve ever seen Jewelry marketed, but you get what I am saying and that is that the Jewelry doesn’t matter…thanks to that ass. See Her Jewelry HERE See Her Jewelry HERE

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Anastasia Ashley Promotes Her Jewelry Line the Best of the Day

Edita Vilkevicute in Lingerie for H&M of the Day

I always find it a serious waste of fucking time when companies pay girls like Edita Vilkeviciute to be the face or body of their campaigns…we are talking a seriously boatload of money to pretty much do nothing but stand around in lingerie…especially when said girl GETS NAKED FOR FREE .. It would be far more interesting if these campaigns starred girls who weren’t willing to ever get naked for a photoshoot but the company just named the whore price, you know where the girl breaks at her moral and value compass and takes the fucking money… Where is the fun in a girl I’ve seen named making 100k for this shit, I want girls who I’ve never seen naked getting paid whatever their breaking point is to get half naked…probably way less than 100k… It would be a more interesting social experience, and the pics would be better than this boring shit that annoys me that they haven’t pushed her out of her model comfort zone a little more…I mean they are paying her, they should own her.

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Edita Vilkevicute in Lingerie for H&M of the Day