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Katy Perry’s Hot Tits Take Their Vitamins at a Drag Queen Party of the Day

One of the best lifestyle photographers out of LA, goes by the name RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH …where he goes to all the it parties, takes great pics and shares them with us commoners not invited… He went to some Drag Queen’s birthday party, that Katy Perry was also at…and she was wearing a tight dress that made her tits look awesome, and it makes me wonder why she doesn’t let RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH be the only person to take pics of her… You see I’ve known of Katy Perry since she was just a hipster in LA…and I’ve seen her tits get more and more famous…but for some reason…she just never looked good to me. I found her ugly, sloppy, even a monster…up on some Lady Gaga – we scammed the world shit… But every pic RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH gets of her…I fall in love with..and want to ejaculate on…either he’s good, or she’s good, she just hasn’t been documented very well. Derek Hough and some other Dancing with the Stars trash was there, because he’s gay, you knew this from his dancing career, if you even know who Derek Hough is…and he busted out his homo dance moves because that’s just such an LA thing to do. You see if you haven’t been to LA, it’s a cheesy fucking place where all these people stroke their own egos and think they are talent, and they compete to showcase said talent, even though they are already rich from their talent. It’s like a massive horrible Bar Mitzvah, everywhere you go…and the entertainment..is equally as bad…It’s nice to see she’s reconnecting with her roots…

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Gisele’s on the Beach in Some Campaign of the Day

Her name is Gisele. She is rumoured to make 50 million dollars a year for shitty campaigns like this…where she’s not even naked…on the beach. It is hard for me to believe that any brand would pay her over 1,000,000 dollars, but I guess when you’re making 100s of millions in sales a year, what’s throwing a million at some model when you could just hire 10 far hotter newcomers for 10,000 dollars…and make for a better campaign…that doesn’t star a tired, old, boring, not even that hot mom of 2 who took the week out of being a NFL wife to make some spending money. The whole thing…stupid as fuck… But I can only blame us for making her this big deal…when really she kinda just looks like a dude to me. Or even Sean Penn in Fast Times and Ridgemont high. Don’t believe me, just google.

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Gwen Stefani’s Shitty Breast Feeding Pic of the Day

Apparently Gwen Stefani, like so many other women and mothers…is up on this “FREE THE NIPPLE” campaign, that I have been supporting since the first time I got hard watching a mom breast feeding back in the 90s…. Unlike the other protesters, who are often times very granola eating chicks I don’t want to see the tits of, she’s not posting a close up shot on Facebook saying “LOOK AT MY FUCKING NIPPLE”…possibly because she’s a dude and this baby is adopted. Her husband Gavin Rossdale is kind of all about that…or because she’s not as committed to the cause as you’d expect. It’s like bitch went to the most remote possible place she could to pull out her tit…then she told the photographer to stand half a mile back…I mean for all we know she could be breast feeding a bag of flour in a blanket with her sweater on…but I guess her intentions are good. Not to mention, I have no interest in ever seeing Gwen Stefani topless…ever…I’ll look if it happens…but I won’t like it.

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Zuzanna by Sonia Szostak for C-Heads of the Day

I don’t know who Zuzanna is. I’ve never heard of her before, but that doesn’t me I can’t love her…you know it’s a love at first topless photoshoot because that’s how you get ahead as a model, like you’re up on some EMILY RAT-COW hustle that will land you a music video and possibly a movie role, but only if you go viral and LIVE in LA…. I am all about this topless isn’t a big deal, everyday girls and models and everything in between are like “what’s wrong with being topless”….and the answer is NOTHING. There is nothing wrong with being topless. In fact it makes me like her better and it makes me hate any girl who doesn’t get topless, because she’s obviously dated and has no concept of what’s going on, and what’s going on is “show me your tits”… I love how low level models I talk to tell me “you’ll have to pay me for nudity”…like they are pornstars going in for their first anal scene… It’s like topless is as amazing as always, but you don’t get a premium to be topless, thanks to babes like Zuzanna, owning it. The pics are by sonia szostak FOR C-Heads

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Zuzanna by Sonia Szostak for C-Heads of the Day

Kylie Minogue in a Bikini for GQ Italia of the Day

I don’t know what they did to Kylie Minogue during her Breast cancer treatment, but I can only assume that it was on some comic boook nerd shit, you know mix her with some radiation and she becomes some kind of superhuman, because this woman…is still fucking amazing, even if photoshopped and she must be in her 60s. I feel like The Locomotion was back in 1985. I could be wrong, I have a horrible memory and I am too lazy to google the shit, which would probably end this post right here and now – when we all find out that she’s actually only 35….and just seems like we’ve known her and that we’ve wanted to fuck her for 4 decades… I like the superhero angle better, not because of comicon week, not because I like anything comic related, but because I feel like if she was a superhero, she’d have a tight gripping vagina, and that’s better than worrying about her birthday year…or if breast cancer just gave her good fake tits…that she’s far less exciting.

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stepGIRL Kate in a Hot Fucking Shoot by Theodore Samuels of the Day

One of the original stepGIRLS who you haven’t seen nearly enough of…is a substantial, straight out of communism, but not really since she’s probably too young to remember communism…if she was even born in Communism, I met her in Montreal, which isn’t really that communist, I mean compared to the States it is, we have medicare and welfare and other social services, and the city is a little war torn and ghetto, falling a part with corruption, but that’s got nothing to do with stepGIRL Kate ….who clearly as a working model…doesn’t only do stepGIRLS shoots…like this exclusive that she Theodore Samuels … I mean these are some fucking nice pictures. I guess Theodore knows what he is doing…this is some top tier…looks like it should be in a Fashion Magazine, far better than any garbage Sports Illustrated is shitting out…this is hot hot hot…and I’m not just saying that because I have been on shoots with the model and I love her…I am saying that because they are good. CHECK OUT HIS SITE

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stepGIRL Kate in a Hot Fucking Shoot by Theodore Samuels of the Day

Hannah Ferguson and Paris Hilton for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a Sports illustrated model who HAS AWESOME TITS …and like other Sports Illustrated models before her…has booked Carl’s Jr ad featuring Paris Hilton, because her pussy looks and smells like burger and more importantly, because someone at Carl’s Jr owed her a favor…but I guess she serves her purpose and makes this Hanna Ferguson look hotter than she is…it’s one those “Put her next to the bird women – she’ll shine” – situations but with more burger eroticism… I get annoyed promoting companies who don’t give me money – doing it for free even though they are worth a billion dollars….and can afford to pay me…It’s not like I eat their burgers or love their burgers…hell I don’t even like this ad very much, it’s like Paris Hilton is old and annoying, let’s fucus on hot girls having sex with burgers not old washed up bitches having sex with burgers because it is the only thing left in the room that they haven’t had sex with….

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Hannah Ferguson and Paris Hilton for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Mel B’s Tits and Her New Friend of the Day

Every once in a while a paparazzi pic happens that makes me laugh…and think “Hey, despite killing Princess Diana, and going onto steal pics of these famous people, that in reality they have grey area right to take pics of, only to sell for insane amounts of money, and hire evil legal teams to sue all the websites out there that uses them without permission, even though Facebook, Twitter, and sites based in other countries can do whatever the fuck they want and the public can find said images we are trying to sell for insane amount of money…sometimes they capture a great moment”… Like Mel B with hug tits being creeped on by some homeless guy that may even be one of her many illegit kids…like the one she has with Eddie Murphy…#classwars and #titties VIA SOURCE

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Nicola Peltz Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Nicola Peltz is the new girl from Transformers who has proven to the world that Michael Bay like tall blonde girls more than brunette girls – to play his leading chick in his garbage overpriced smut based on franchise he’s milking harder than one of his groupies milks his cock hoping for a part in his next movie.. But more importantly, that acting in his movie requires little to no talent, that’s why Megan Fox was so good for the part…you see cuz she sucks…and now this Nicola Peltz character is posting ass shots to instagram…taking full advantage of the exposure she’s got being in his heavily marketed nonsense… Looks good to me…

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Nicola Peltz Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Ashley Sky for Buffalo Jeans of the Day

Ashley Sky is an awkward runway model… SHE DID A RUNWAY SHOW IN A MESH TOP ALL WOBBLY AND SHIT …but I think she’s a big enough deal to talk about. I mean she’s even SHOT WITH TERRY RICHARDSON …she’s done magazines, she’s booked campaigns, she’s done all kind of bullshit and it’s all because of a big instagram. Pretty crazy…but fantastic because it has encouraged average average girl with fake tits to post sleazy pics for the sake of posting sleazy pics – hoping to get famous like Ashley Sky. I think this is an old campaign. I’ve seen the billboards. But her nipples make all that irrelevant and worth posting again…because two nipples in one week makes me think she may be recently single and out to prove that she didn’t need the man who made her and invested in her to really make her…she can do it on her own…with her nipples and that god for that…

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Ashley Sky for Buffalo Jeans of the Day