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Vanessa Hudgens Instagram Bikini Top of the Day

Apparently, when Vanessa Hudgens posts a fourth of July pic…no one notices… It’s like the only thing that works for this one is nude selfies, before nude selfies were really a thing. She was an innovator, who paved the way for nude selfies before selfie was even in the dictionary… But for some reason, she fell off course, she didn’t embrace being one of the first at it, and instead got boring as fuck… It’s like when someone is good at something, they get bored of that thing, and instead do other things they fail at…like these bikini selfies… When it comes to Vanessa Hudgens…I need bush. Here’s one of her instagram videos…that seems normal… The rumor is that Vanessa Hudgens is 100% not retouched for this BONGO Campaign….She just has 1000 dollar a day make-up artist applied hair and make-up… TO SEE HER IN PAPARAZZI PICS IN SHORTS BENDING OVER CLICK HERE

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Polish Model Hanna Koczewska for Sebastian Cviq of the Day

Hanna Koczewska is a Polish model, who I guess was tall enough to escape the Eastern European, Mafia Controlled sex trade, but instead got thrown into modelling, where I guess she wants to see international success, because she’s already willing to get naked for fashion, and I’m already willing to look at her tits. The photographer behind this shoot is Sebastian Cviq ….and I may not like Black & WHite, because I feel it’s a little to basic artistic, you know what you’d expect from a hack trying to come across as artistic, in an era where pics are digital, and black & white film unnecessary… But You can still see her tits…and that’s a win for all of us… If you’re lucky, you may be able to google her and find her on webcam on a bride site…you now before her actual success sets in…or happens…girl still needs to pay her rent….

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Katie Holmes Topless for Glamour of the DAy

Possible Robot created in Tom Cruise’s 100 million dollar lab in the basement of his 100 million dollar home because Tom Cruise is a leader of Scientology, since it is the only place int he world where he’s not gay – Katie Holmes… She has ventured out into the world on her own, without him, I mean at least that’s what she wants you to think, since she still probably sees him thanks to sharing a devil alien baby – and money…you know he’s the “Charging Station”…now that the contract has expired and he’s gone onto find more beards…in a horribly boring storyline… And in her journey, she’s got herself Topless in Glamour..in the least erotic way, we can blame her robot programming for that, because Tom Cruise and his engineers weren’t the best when it came to figuring out how to make a woman sexy…I assume the conversation was like “putting a 12 inch black cock on her isn’t the best solution TOM”….”Yes, I know you are paying me, but a 12 inch black cock will defeat the purpose of making you a wife”… Here are the pics.

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The Model Nudity in LUI Magazine’s Summer Issue of the Day

Tomorrow, Lui Magazine releases their summer issue… For those of you who don’t know, Lui Magazine , is one of those fashion magazines that is pretty much what Playboy used to be, it presents nude models in a “classy” and artistic way, makes ad money, and in turn releases models who would otherwise not show their vaginas, because they work for Victoria’s Secret, showing their vagina…so clearly, they are doing something right…and any excuse to get a girl naked that works is an excuse I like.. Plus, the photographer MARK SEGAL is pretty fucking awesome This issue features: Magdalena Frackowiak Emily Didonato Sara Sampaio Lais Riberio Isabeli Fontana Karmen Peradu AND it is amazing – Check Out Lui Magazine

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Amanda Seyfried’s Paddleboard Nightmare of the Day

I have very little Amanda Seyfried gossip, other than back when I used to speak to Lohan, she told me that she hated her…probably because she had the career Lohan felt was Lohan’s career…stealing jobs and shit…when she was a bit more of an it-girl… Even I was blinded by her tits, didn’t care that she didn’t have an ass, and liked that she managed to pretend she was a legit actress by doing this hokey Disney quality love stories for tweens one month and the next month she was eating out Julianne Moore, all big titties in her face…it was like she was naked, then not naked, then naked, then not naked…it was kind of hot… What wasn’t hot was her public image, where she really committed to being a gutter hipster who couldn’t dress, didn’t shower, and looked like she smelled like shit..but then a movie would drop and boom, I’d like her and her boring ass life again… Now, I’m over it….I just find Amanda Seyfried awkward, hardly hot, and her tits don’t even excite me like they did… This bikini pic for her instagram, in some high waisted, maybe she’s pregnant, bottoms, is just not cute, or fun…but weird…But even worse is knowing that not only is the board she is on long , but so is what she puts in her vagina.

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Anne Hathaway Copies Emma Stone and Makes a Difference of the Day

You’d think she could afford better stationary. I mean this cardboard box is a little too beat up and homeless. I mean just last week I started chatting up a girl with a sign that read “Hungry, Trying to Get Home, Anything Help”, I was trying to help her come up with a better slogan, and I’ll I got was “Will Suck Dick, but if you fear my rancid mouth, I’ll use my hand, in latex glove, for a dollar, don’t pay til you spray”….I figured she’d have higher impact on her hustle…I also thought maybe I could save her, but she when she went into withdrawal…and started convulsing I had to leave, I didn’t want to get blamed for her death… All this to say, Anne Hathaway reads gossip blogs, pays attention to what other “celebs” are doing, and copies them because she’s got no original thought at all… But more importantly, I’m not tired of celebs stealing from each other, in fact, I’d love them to do it in a death match… I am tired of them stealing from the poor, giving nothing back despite pretending to in the self righteous, self absorbed way…all while thinking they are fucking heroes in their luxury life… Fuck yourself Anne Hathaway. The rest of the pics HERE

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Cameron Diaz is Still in a Bikini of the Day

If you want to make a bunch of fat girls, who are sitting at home looking at a computer screen, working their shitty job for their shitty life get upset… Or if you want to make Cameron Diaz fans, you know the kind of dudes who still jerk off to The Mask, because those weren’t just Cameron Diaz’s glory days, but also their own glory days… Just call this trick fat…. I got actual hate mail about YESTERDAY’S POST I guess by definition, this 5 foot 10 monster isn’t FAT…I’m sure she’s within her BMI and hardly the kind of disgusting you find at Walmart…. However, she’s old, she’s boxy, she’s menopausal, she’s got good muscle memory from years of fitness, while fucking every dude in Hollywood, having a good time… And to me…she’s as disgusting as her limited acting capabilities… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Stop defending the enemy assholes, you should be pointing and laughing with me. As if Cameron Diaz ever did anything good for you, even if you’ve served her in a restaurant, and I’m sure at least one of you have, it’s not like she took you in and adopted you and helped you in any way beyond a 20% tip. You celebrity fans are fucking ridiculous…she’s a monster…even with all the botox and trainers….deal with it. People get old, hormones get wonky, it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t fuck her…It just means she fucking sucks…like most girls I fuck… She’s not the Cameron Diaz she was, and if she was, she wouldn’t have this towel in front of her old lady GUNT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Crazy Pregnant Girl in a Bikini Top and Other Videos of the Day

Detroit What? 7 Kittens Gone Nuts The Girl Who Gives Her Mugger Back his Flip Flops Grandpa Has a Fireworks Fail

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Elisabetta Canalis’ Topless Sunbathing!

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Elisabetta Canalis , aka Clooney’s ridiculously hot ex and since that doesn’t really narrow it down much aka the Italian one. Anyway, I’m assuming Elisabetta was laying low for a while after the news that the lucky bastard finally got engaged, but this is definitely one seriously amazing way to remind the world what he’s missing out on. And once she’s done with the topless sunbathing for the paps, I hear making a sex tape with a blogger can be just as therapeutic too. Call me. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Paris Hilton’s Bikini Party of the Day

I’ve heard so many stories about Paris Hilton VS Cocaine and the Paris Hilton winning, kind of like the stories of Paris Hilton’s Herpes vs Condoms and the Herpes always winning, not that she uses condoms… I’ve also heard that Paris Hilton, despite seeming like a vapid idiot who loves drugs and sex, like everyone else, she’s actually a genius, and everything she does is strategic, since her family has a name, but the money you’d think she has, she went out and made it on her own…She leveraged her situation and got rich, by pretending to be a little rich bitch and that in and of itself, was a great scam that we can’t hate her for.. I mean she’s been around since I started the site and she’s still got a great fucking body, so despite hating everything about her or at least everything about what we know of her, I’d let her ride my face like a mechanical bull… Here’s her bikini party from instagram. CLICK THE LINKS TO SEE HER IN HER BLACK BIKINI HERE and WHITE BIKINI HERE

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