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Ashley Benson Cleavage Pics of the Day

Ashley Benson is a solid 10-15 pounds overweight and the average fan or follower of hers would probably not call her fat, mainly because they are American, and fat has a whole different meaning, but I know that she knows she’s got some diet and workout and ephedrine pills to do to power through this…but in the meantime, do what the fat girls of the internet everywhere do…and that’s show some titty, because cleavage is the best distraction from GUT… I am just surprised that with her resources, and the fact that she booked a movie that she wore a bikini 90 percent of the time, she’d be built like a pot smoking all night pizza eater…which I guess you’d want in a college chick in the apartment next door you bang when you’re drunk, but not a celebrity. Either way, here she is pulling “fat girl trying to be sexy moves” on instagram.

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Kaley Cuoco in a Bikini of the Day

Kaley Cuoco is in a bikini. I guess she’s got breast implants, but if you care about this shit, you already know that, because Kaley Cuoco fans are creepy, die hards and have been following her since before she was the unrealistically hot girl hanging with nerds, that would never happen, even though she isn’t that hot…it’s like the Friends Apartment in NYC being affordable for a bunch of losers…TV magic….they’ve even been following her since before she killed off John Ritter…they are committed…and I’m just posting it cuz of bikinis…cuz one of the most important lesson’s I’ve learned in life is that it doesn’t matter who the girl is, what she’s about, if she has a brain, if she’s cool, or awesome or inspiring…what matters is that she’s half naked.. Here is Kaley working the media in her bikini because she wants you to see her like this..and I’m ok with that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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First 37 Pics of Girls with American Flags I Found of the Day

It’s July 4th. Fourth of July like Tom Cruise, Independence Day like Will Smith…so to fit in with the internet I Googled “Girls in American Flags”…and these are the top 37-ish I found, and by top, I mean first…because it would require work to actually find this shit, and work isn’t something I do…if I did, I would have a job. Happy Just 4th. Fourth of July. Independence Day. Go America. To #Freedom while being watched and supervised! At least one of you will get pregnant, at least one of you will eat a hot dog, at least one of you will see real girls in bikinis, at least one of you will will see fire works, at least one of you will will drink too much, at least one of you will will die from fireworks after drinking too much, and the rest of you…here are some patriotic girls…

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Bethany Townsend is Model with Colostomy Bag of the Day

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The Man with a 10 Inch Penis Made it Bigger of the DAy

To fuck with the masses of men who feel like they have too small of a cock, because despite what the media tells you, size does matter and every girl I’ve talked to has loved every big dick she’s had, and laughed about every small dick she’s had…mainly my small dick…that’s how I know it happened… This dude, who is cheesy as fuck, straight from 1992, because I guess that’s where Ireleand is at, was born with a 10 inch peen, which in Ireland is like having a 42 inch peen, it just doesn’t happen to those white dudes, that’s why they fight so much…small penis rage…decided to make it bigger because…he wanted “a monster”… That makes me laugh, and I can assume he’s already had numerous porn offers. As for the rest of us with small penis, the only hope is young chicks who don’t know better, fat chicks who are so lonely they will take anyone, broke chicks who are so broke they will take anyone, single mom’s who have horrible shredded vaginas that they are willing to not fill so that their kid has some security, there are hookers, and BONER PILLS THAT MAKE YOUR DICK ALL THE DICK IT CAN BE EVEN IF YOUR DICK IS PATHETIC AND THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH This dude is ridiculous…

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Nicola Peltz for Violet Grey of the Day

Nicola Peltz is the new Megan Fox… So I like her for proving that Megan Fox has no talent, is a hack and that the only thing that was ever important about Megan Fox was tricking people into thinking she was the hottest thing around…and once that happened…life was easy. One day the world will realize that Acting takes no talent at all, especially if you’re a chick. You just need some really basic skills like reading and remember a few lines, but more importantly, an ego and arrogance so that the people around you believe you when you say how you got into character and channelled your tormented childhood into this role…go fuck yourself you self involved poofter… Either way, Nicola Peltz, may be one to watch, is in some pics looking’ good enough for whatever magazine this is.

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Jessica Alba Hot and Photoshopped for GQ of the DAy

I don’t like JESSICA ALBA I feel as though she is a lie…mocking all of us. She wasn’t a good actress, yet she booked a ton of jobs and made a ton of money. She wasn’t as hot as everyone was brain washed to think she was…yet everyone still thinks she’s hot as fuck…well into her 30s…with 2 kids. She just knows how to fuck the system…now with being a iconic organic mom for other mom’s to look up to and buy products from… When really we all know she’s just a trick…cashing in a laughing about how dumb the world is to buy into her shit…or maybe she’s delusional too. She did this GQ shoot, in a one piece…the photographer did good but I hate all things alba.

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Is the Lily Allen Pussy Flash Real…of the Day

I guess the better question is why would you want to debate if this is real or not, why would you want to see mom of two, miscarriage/abortion of one vagina, 10 years too late…or right…cuz vagina’s are always fun to look at no matter how mangled they are…. I call fake…but still had to post it….because that’s what I do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Gisele Bundchen Dominatrix for Balenciaga of the Day

Gisele Bundchen is the new face…or the new “man face”…because if you’re an asshole like me, who sees male features in a woman rumored to have been born with a penis and fired from Victoria’s Secret for having a penis, which ties in nicely to her gay jock loving anal because it reminds him of locker-room initiation…. Now I’m not saying Gisele is a dude, or Tom Brady is a homo…I am just saying it like that to an outsider and it is not even a big deal, everyone’s fucking gay now, and I Gisele’s body is banging, the kind of tranny even the straightest dude would fuck, so who cares… Here are her high fashion Balenciaga ads, because there is life after Victoria’s Secret, and she reminds me of a mid century german dominatrix, not really my thing, but kind of erotic without seeing her half naked, naked or stroking her dick.

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Vanessa Hudgens Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens posted a bikini pic of her hiking to some beautiful and lovely place where she stripped down and jumped into a swimming hole…in some hipster high on acid pretending they are a hippie despite living in a 2 or more million dollar home staffed by mexican gardeners, cleaning ladies and personal chefs, because that’s what being rich and famous is about, pretending you really grasp life and that you are down to earth because you didn’t fucking shower…and cuz you eat organic fucking granola bars in designer clothes that feel like hand me downs because they were given to you but still are designer clothes. Fuck you. Anyway, no one seemed to care that this picture happened, and I think she was upset about it, because the paparazzi took pics of her and she kept hiding her face, probably crying from the last week of feeling like no one cares… Well I care, I encourage bikini pics, like I encourage nudes, but she’s already done those, I’d kind of like her to do it again…you see the ice has been broken…step it up and you will matter. TO SEE HER HIDING HER FACE IN ALL KINDS OF CRAFTY WAYS BECAUSE I ASSUME SHE EITHER HAS A HERPE OR SHE HAS HAD HER LIPS DONE OR SHE IS FEELING MANGLE-FACED CLICK HERE

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