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Sarah Hyland in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Sarah Hyland creeps me out despite the fact that she has tits…and wears a bikini…and is in her 20s…there’s just something about her that makes me think she’s 15 and I hate 15 year olds…and I can prove it to you because in Canada it is legal to fuck 16 year olds and I don’t…I mean to me there’s no better proof than that…. I just keep thinking she had a stage mom who found some hormone suppressants to get her into a Disney Role that would take her into her 30s playing a teen…the Peter Pan formula…but then she takes Sofia Vergara’s lead and busts out her tits for her fans…and I’m left confused…but not too confused…I can power through this…thanks to tits.

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Selena Gomez Cameltoe of the Day

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Selena Gomez went out in public rocking a massive camel toe because I get her labia are mangled thanks to being destroyed by Bieber’s giant penis… People get so mad when I talk about Bieber having a giant penis. It makes me laugh and that’s why I do it. It’s not like I’ve seen his Penis, but I’ve heard from at least one hooker who has fucked up, 3 pornstars who have fucked him, and one other random chick who fucked him, that motherfucker’s penis is porn level and dangerous… Maybe that’s why Lupus Gomez goes back for more…she can’t fill the void, not even when she tries with her pants… Who knows…who cares… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE

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Abby Brothers Gets Her Nipple Painted for Steve Shaw of the Day

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Abby Brothers is a model that I’ve been following on instagram. You know just another one of those LA girls who I don’t really know why I follow them…but who get bikini work, and do topless work, and do all the hipster magazines that aren’t even real magazines…I just find them hot…even if they are all pretty much the same… I’ve posted her Naked With Hipster Bush For Terry which is probably where I fell in love, you see, I love bush… And now she’s being shot, in Video by the genius Steve Shaw, who you may know as the guy who founded TREATS MAGAZINE and thus Emily Rat-Cow…who I hope he has 20% of. I don’t know if this video is good or not, I couldn’t really watch it, I was busy staring at Abby Brother’s bush…the kind of bush I’d still fuck even if me and her were brothers.. I just know TREATS brings it…so I’m sure it’s worth it…

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Carmen Electra for Galore of the Day

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First, I want to say that I am friends with people who are involved with GALORE …they are fucking awesome…they produce great photoshoots of babes…and they have a good attitude about it..and I am a fan of whatever it is they are doing…and support all that they do.. It’s a perfect balance of edgy, interesting, sexy and high quality….these motherfuckers are doing it right… That said…Carmen Electra…their latest subject…I guess in a feature called “hanging on as hard as I can, at least I still have a hot body, ignore my mangled surgery face, that I am showcasing to anyone willing to look, because even last week I released a music video…I’m desperate, notice me still please….I know I look like a hooker…I know the botox has gone bad…I still have fake tits though…look at my fake tits though…do I still look as desperate when you look at my fake tits”….only they probably didn’t have the room on the page… I mean the pics are hot…the shoot is hot…Galore did hot work…even Carmen Electra’s body is hot…but the face…that shit is scarier than Dave Navarro cumming inside of it… VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE

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Ashely Benson and Shay Mitchell in Bikinis of the Day

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Ashley Benson was one of the fat chicks in Springbreakers, who was in her bikini the entire time and who I said to myself “if she was going to be in a bikini for a fucking movie, why wouldn’t she starve herself for a month when preparing”…. I mean she’s not a pig like Kate Upton, but she’s dumpy and a little fucking energy would change that in 3-5 weeks, we’re talking under 15 pounds here…but a crucial 15 pounds that will make all the difference… Then I thought…”maybe her character needed to be dumpy 15 pounds overweight to make her relatable to the audience since girls are all fatter now”.. But I guess these pics of her in her bikini, covering up because she knows she’s dumpy, prove that that was just Ashley Benson… I mean who else goes in the ocean in a fucking towel unless they are muslim…or fat chicks… To me, this is just her being lazy…she has the resources and the team and the potential to be so good…but instead she just focuses on her tits like other fat chicks and that’s a bummer…it’s teaching horrible things to her massive, young, fan-base…like to overeat and not exercise… Either way, her friend and costar Shay Mitchell is in a bikini with her…doing the same thing…because I guess that’s how friends support each other – instead of saying “no” when she demands ice cream….or cake.. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Maja Krag photographed by Niklas Hoejlund for Tush Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Maja Krag and she’s pretty fucking amazing in these nude pictures for some magazine I’ve never heard of called TUSH MAGAZINE…shot by photographer who I now like named NIKLAS SHOEJLUND …because any motherfucker who gets a girl naked for anything as obscure as TUSH MAGAZINE, because it has the name MAGAZINE in it and aspiring models love that shit, is a friend of mine. In fact, I am changing the name of the site to DRUNKENSTEPFATHER MAGAZINE…now what the hot naked model bitches flood in…. I mean these Maja Krag tits for fashion or for anything are perfect.

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Miley For Playing With Puppies with Terry Confuses Me of the Day

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I find it interesting that Miley Cyrus will post pictures of herself, her vagina, her nipples for the sake of doing it…on stage, in paparazzi pics, with her cellular…but when she links up with Terry Richardson, who I am sure is her really good friend, because most 50 year olds and 20 year olds get along famously, when the 50 year old is taking half naked pics of the 20 year old in a basement somewhere…and shit turns out boring… So she’s Frenching her dog, after her last dog got killed…but she’s fully clothed, that’s not like Miley or like Terry. They are fucking with us… To she her slutty in concert being slutty CLICK HERE

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Candice Swanepoel Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She is a bikini model. This shouldn’t be news, noticed or cared for…Why give her attention when she’s just doing what she’s supposed to. It is like celebrating me for every blog post I post that no one reads…it’s my fucking thing, it’s part of who I am, it is what I do…only she’s a half naked millionaire model, and I am obese and just bought 5 beers with Nickels…so I guess…it’s not the same thing at all..

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Filippa Hamilton in Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filippa Hamilton is a 28 year old french model who has done a lot of work for Ralph Laure apparently…he booked her for the first time when she was 16….and that is perverted in America, yet legal in the rest of the world… She’s worked with the best photographers…and apparently got Fired from Ralph Lauren for being fat, and I guess that’s what happens when you go at them at 16, before they really fill out to their full potential of big titty….and amazing… You see fashion has expectations out of their women, and it’s that they don’t eat fucking cheese and bread all day…but rather workout and stay fit…and I see how she’d be considered plus sized to them…which happens to be perfect for me… Let’s celebrate this fatty, who got fired for being fat, making her a real fatter, even though I feel like Kate Upton would win at a mud wrestle/pie eating/weigh in…but still celebrated…but I guess Kate Upton caters to Bumpkins…while this Euro amazingness is too classy for that…

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Kim Kardashian Nipple on her Facebook Page of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian posted what could be a skin coloured nipple on her Facebook page, but that we know isn’t a skin coloured nipple, because we’ve seen her various cries from attention, from being a porn slut, to being a topless slut in a wet t-shirt even after marriage and kids, to being whatever the fuck this cry for attention is…but still a slut…and the reality is, it worked of her…so the life lesson is that it’s ok to be a daddy issue, bottom feeding, pile of shit of a human…who does anything for hits, using her ass and tits…and black men to cater to that demo…because it fucking works…so next time someone tells you to get a degree, or to lay off the selfies and nudes, just tell them to fuck themselves, more girls make more money being hookers than working as a receptionist or marketing coordinator…it’s just a matter of priorities…or more importantly how desperate you are to get noticed…and well into her 30s, this one just keeps going…even when she should be taken out back and shot like the old cow who doesn’t have any milk left in her that she is….

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