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Jessica Hart for Harper’s Australia of the Day

Jessica Hart is a busty, hot, Austrilian model gold digger who is dating, possibly engaged to Stavros, who likely has herpes from all the girl his Billionaire playboy dick has fucked…from Paris Hilton…to all the other hot famous girls he fucked…who don’t quite matter as much as Paris Hilton, since we all know she has herpes…her Valtrex was posted on the internet years ago…she has herpes… I’ve interacted with Stavros at least once or twice. THe first was when I got his phone number from the same cellphone hack that gave us Paris Hilton’s Herpes prescription…and we texted back and forth for at least a month or two…He even got me into random parties – thinking I was some other friend of his who I guess had the same area code. It was jokes. Then last year, I got invited by a friend, who probably shouldn’t have invited me, but invited me anyway, to his hotel room party…and Jessica Hart was no where around…in fact no girls were around…not even hookers…just a bunch of billionaire playboys from all over the world…dancing with each other to bad music…and the whole thing…was pretty fucking strange, but I was told when you’re a billionaire, and girls like Jessica Hart flock to you…you kind of want nothing to do with them in your downtime…but I do…i want everything to do with her, herpes and all…dripping off my face…after she sits on it.

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Jessica Hart for Harper’s Australia of the Day

Jessica Hart for Harper’s Australia of the Day

Jessica Hart is a busty, hot, Austrilian model gold digger who is dating, possibly engaged to Stavros, who likely has herpes from all the girl his Billionaire playboy dick has fucked…from Paris Hilton…to all the other hot famous girls he fucked…who don’t quite matter as much as Paris Hilton, since we all know she has herpes…her Valtrex was posted on the internet years ago…she has herpes… I’ve interacted with Stavros at least once or twice. THe first was when I got his phone number from the same cellphone hack that gave us Paris Hilton’s Herpes prescription…and we texted back and forth for at least a month or two…He even got me into random parties – thinking I was some other friend of his who I guess had the same area code. It was jokes. Then last year, I got invited by a friend, who probably shouldn’t have invited me, but invited me anyway, to his hotel room party…and Jessica Hart was no where around…in fact no girls were around…not even hookers…just a bunch of billionaire playboys from all over the world…dancing with each other to bad music…and the whole thing…was pretty fucking strange, but I was told when you’re a billionaire, and girls like Jessica Hart flock to you…you kind of want nothing to do with them in your downtime…but I do…i want everything to do with her, herpes and all…dripping off my face…after she sits on it.

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Luci Ford is the Greatest thing I’ve Ever Seen Ever of the Day

I am in love with LUCI FORD …I know very little about her, other than that I just followed her on Instagram, which happens to be the place I find all my girlfriends who ultimately end up blocking me because they misinterpret my love letters and requests for a date, or wedding and baby emoji’s saying that our future is so bright…as being creepy… Girls just don’t understand true love. They all want it – in theory – but none actually embrace when someone is open enough to give it… I have a feeling that Luci Ford is the future, I just don’t know in what, I just know that if she wears those shorts, it sure as hell better be long walks up stairs in front of me…That kind of shit is worth having a heart attack over… All this to say, I’m in love.

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Samantha Totem Titties for Fashion of the Day

The hipster models name is SAMANTHA TOTEM ….you’ve probably never heard of her, because I haven’t heard of her, and I’ve heard of everyone….and she’s fucking amazing…I mean a young, skinny, ethnic looking face with big tits and a nice ass, that makes even the most racist mexican or asian or whatever the fuck she is, racist willing to overlook his bigotry and fuck…. She is being shot by a photographer named Zach McCaffree , who you haven’t heard of because you’re more into the tits in pictures than the dude who lures the girl into the apartment, convinces to get half naked, and takes the pics and releases them out to the internet…. I don’t think these pics are for anything but the dudes portfolio, which makes it even more impressive that he got her naked. Good job Zach.

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Nicki Minaj In Concert Thickness of the Day

I would like to think that Nicki Minaj is interesting, but I know that she’s not. She’s just a phoney popstar who basically is riding the trends, whether it was being the female Lady Gaga or moving into the now more popular female rapping…she’s on it…and that good news is that that attention seeking, or her quest to have some level of authenticity in her career, even though her WIKIPEDIA says she want to acting school to be an actor and this is clearly just her acting….and thus nothing she can ever do is authentic…involves showing off her massive ass and tits…which I guess are her only real redeeming qualities… Ifyou’re in a mesh top, you can pretty much be doing anything from killing puppies, to having sex with homeless men, to any repulsive, horrible, things like being Niki Minaj…I’ll watch, encourage and support… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook’s Instagram Hooking of the Day

I think Kelly Brook knows what matters when it comes to what she has to offer the world…at least that’s why her instagram is telling me… It’s a she may be doughy, but “tits get hits” on the most basic level, and hits make money if you can sell lingerie to the dudes who jerk off to you, to get them to dress their wives in the shit, while you push 40 and only have another year or two at this…even though your plan is to just marry a billionaire…like all the Glamour girls before you…since you’ve proved your fucking self…or proved that tits is all you need when you have a little drive…because dudes are just that dumb and buy into it… Here’s a sneak peak of her calendar…

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Kate Upton The Men Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton put her big tits to good use, as she does some magazine called The Man Magazine, which I guess creates sexist content for men, that make treat us like tit loving, 6-pack ab wanting, trying to get laid, idiots…as men magazines do…I’ve never heard of the magazine, because I am more about looking at girl’s assholes, working on getting as fat as I can without dying, and prefer my face smothered by hookers than sex with sluts I meet in a club…I guess I’m not a generic man, designed to live the life the media wants me to…. Either way, they photo shopped her so hard that she looked like a Sears catalog, despite being a buffet owner’s worst nightmare, the kind of girl who throws off their pricing model by eating all the fucking food…. But I guess when she’s photoshopped her tits look less sloppy and that’s a good thing…

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Emily Osment Does Big Cleavage of the Day

I like to think that Emily Osment is actually Haley Joel Osment with a set of fake tits and some female hormone therapy, either before or after the chop… Not because I am into transgendered girls who still have their penis because I am all about tits and figure if they have a girly enough face it’s not gay when I take them from behind…in a lot of ways a man trying to be a girl is more feminine than an actual girl since she’s got something to prove, especially when that man trying to be a girl is an Oscar nominated actor… The fact is that I generally don’t really find tranny’s all that hot…I just like to think that the Haley Joel Osment storyline was a little more twisted, with a lot more depth than just him fading into obscurity, and introducing his sister to his agents to get work, while he sits around and smokes weed all day remembering the good old days of stardom… Either way, whether she is Haley Joel or not…she’s got some tits she likes showing off. Some may say overcompensating for having a penis, I say…keep up the good work. #494248581 / gettyimages.com #494248573 / gettyimages.com

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Marcie Kieskiewicz in a Hot Fashion Video for Nowness of the Day

The people at NOWNESS produced this interesting artsy fartsy video of some model getting syrup poured onto her naked body…which sold me on whatever they were doing.. Normally, I would have taken a shit on these kinds of things because they remind me of bullshit student films that attempt to be high concept but that miss the fucking mark…you know shot beautifully with irony or whatever…but the fact is when you present a script, a concept and pretend it’s for fashion or art, the quality girl getting naked in it – goes up substantially…It’s just a mind fuck… So I don’t really find “fashion films” to be good, I like what they do to women, and I am not about to jerk off to this, but it’s nice to look at…but then again I don’t watch porn, or jerk off to porn, but I know I hate it. Not in a “I think it’s the fall of society kind of way”…but in a it bores the fuck out of me, the girls don’t impress me, the quality of the production is shady at best, and the fact is that it’s free on the internet so what the fuck do you expect.. I’m less a guy who jerks off to video and more the kind of guy who masturbates to memories of a better time…

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Katy Perry is the Old Fat Miley of the Day

You know a discussion went on that involved “Miley is hot right now, let’s speak to that trend and shape this show to be on the same level of production value in order to really leave our mark on the youth…they have expectations”….and some ration motherfucker on the team said “but don’t you think Katy is too old and fat to pull off what some 20 year old Disney kid is up to, won’t it look like she’s reaching hard”….only for the powers to be to conclude that she’s got at least one more tour in her that she can pull it off, and even if it flops, at least they know they will sell out the show… I mean I am all for girls pushing 30 who scammed the LA Scene into thinking she had enough talent to turn her into this massive success, even if she’s not hot, not talented and her music suck. I mean I appreciate a good scam when I see one… I am also all for mom’s or women mom-aged dressing like they are 18, trying to compete with the youth, but that’s just because I like seeing some squeezing into tight clothing…that should never happen, but that takes a girl who sold her soul, with no shame to really pull off… I mean Katy Perry is making over 1 million dollars a night..and really she’d be doing it for free…this is her dream coming true and it’s worth participating in…. I just find it a little thirsty…. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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