Stefani Schober looks like a 13 year old fat girl who just went on her first Family vacation to the Bahamas on some shitty cruise…you know the kind of girl with her hair braided on the beach while wearing a t-shirt to cover her pasty white middle american belly…at least that’s what her hair is telling me…. The rest of her is telling me that she’s’ pretty fantastic…and that’s really only because he’s showing her tits…for what I assume wasn’t even a paying job, but rather an editorial shoot, that she hopes takes her to the next level of stardom…and It would be negligent for me to not encourage this behavior…
AnnaLynne McCord is making serious career moves…and that’s doing some straight to DVD nudity for what must be a couple thousand bucks and possibly an IMDB credit…all in hopes to stay relevant enough to get cast in some shit, even though when she was on 90210 the Next Generation, she wasn’t relevant enough to get cast in some shit, since she was working the paparazzi like she was a low level reality star, up on some Courtney Stodden shit, only less graceful…and more desperate… My theory on this one, is that she’s a Texan from a small town, who everyone told was pretty when working the diner, so she got on a bus and went to Los Angeles where she got cast for some shit, because her rent and expenses were paid for by her rich dad, and once that happened, she was never going to go back home defeated, so instead she does shit like this…and as long as there are tits, I’m into it…I am just more into sex tapes for relevance… TO SEE MORE CABLE NUDITY CLICK HERE
Anna Faris isn’t 100 years old, but she might as well be, because she’s over 30, has a kid, and her face looks old as fuck… Even when on the beach showing off her bikini body, a body that is not so bad, her face reminds me of an old grandma who you just went over to help cut her lawn, and by cut her lawn I mean eat out, since that’s what she’s actually paying you for… I am not against granny sex…. She can’t get pregnant, makes great cookies, is lonely and has very little expectations or demands because she will take whatever she gets, knowing how disgusting it must be for a young man like you to fuck a senior citizen…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…Granny sex… Speaking of Granny sex, I almost had sex with a 75 year old with implants, wearing a bikini, all leathery and floridian yesterday. We were drunk, she must have been trying to relive her youth, but her nipples, despite the implants still aimed at the ground and it was just too weird, like a bad science experiment, up on some PATIENT ZERO implants in the 80s for me to really delve into… I am against 37 year olds with granny faces…in a bikini or not.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Kirsten Stewart has never been hot. She’s never had sex appeal. I hate her even though she has always been a dirty looking ditch pig…homeless and ready to fuck anyone to escape the trailer park she’s been crashin’ at…despite fame and fortune that has tricked people into thinking she’s anything but that. Her square pasty ass in a thong in this trailer… hasn’t that fact. She can keep trying though.
That’s an interesting stunt more buskers should partake in, here’s a pool electrocuting a girl…in Florida, she lived. The Man and his Wild Turkey… The Girl who jumped out of her car before the train hit…
Here’s a homeless guy getting hit in the head by some fat asshole for a beer….fucking idiot should be arrested…I’m sure they can find him eating somewhere close by…cuz at that size motherfucker didn’t get too far. Cop jumps off a 30 Foot Bridge, Ruptures his Aorta but is alive, thanks to his cruiser being hit by a drunk driver Weird CCTV footage of a mugger getting hugged before getting robbed A Man Saving Ducklings…
I have a friend in Florida who is obsessed with Madison Murray . She’s a model and actress out of Miami, who I have POSTED MANY TIMES BEFORE and all he ever does is talk about her, he leave comments on her instagram, tells me how badly he wants to meet her, and even tries to track her down when I am with him… It all started when he saw her on TMZ in the Bieber car…and now he is convinced he is going to marry her, and she is going to have his babies, we’ve gone to South Beach at least 4 times looking for her walking the streets like she’s a missing person… The whole thing is very weird…may end in a law suit, I just hope I am not implicated in the whole thing as an accomplice.. Here are pictures of her in a bikini to give him something to masturbate to…even though I know he’s probably already masturbated to them at least once already…because that’s just the kind of obsessed fan he is.
You want to know what I like…Lindsay Lohan…especially when she’s medicated, has fallen off the rails, and starts to deliver or produce good content in some kind of manic episode…it entertains me… I am not the kind of guy who likes to blame parents for the way their 40 year old looking daughter turned out, she’s an adult, still rich, living the good life…and most importantly still Lindsay Lohan… I am just the kind of guy who likes to watch the empire collapse…because I’ve met her at least once, I’ve talked to her at least once, I know what the media says about her is partial lies, but more importantly, I know she’s crazy and unstable as fuck…and if you’re not dating it, it’s great to watch, especially when it gets violent… I am into her Cannes pics, it’s just a bummer knowing these could be her last Cannes trip before one manic episode destroys her…because I think I may be in love with her…10 years later. And video… It’s nice to see her having a good time falling through the cracks, one step closer to death… To see the rest of the drunk pics CLICK HERE
Kate Winslet is turning 40, in a year, and for some reason that was the focus of the article on her in whatever Magazine…because I guess they couldn’t just talk to her about what matters when it comes to Kate Winslet….her tits.. You see, when I hear that she is turning 40, all I think of is that she’s had a solid 25 years of dudes playing with her tits, staring at her tits, judging her by her tits, deciding her worth from her tits, because let’s face it, ever since Titanic, the only thing that mattered about Kate Winslet was her fat tits.. So here are some of her tits for the magazine spread. I am glad I know how to dissect really insignificant stuff, like 20,000 dollar photoshoots with Kate Winslet..to focus on what matters…her tits.
Out with the old, in with the new. In every divorce, or break up because you were never married, because you aren’t into convention, and because you always wanted bastard out of wedlock babies….comes a bitter ex who has fire under her ass and something to fucking prove, because her A-List husband left her for some harlot, barely famous, hooker on set…who everyone thinks is fucking hotter that the old… This is why gyms exist, why plastic surgery exists, because if we didn’t live in a vain world filled with temptation, and hot new pussy who like A-list husbands…No one has morals or values…especially not me…but I am more into going after the broken down wife who can’t get over the rejection, because they put in more effort and have lower standards, and are really just easier.
