I don’t really know if this Vogue shoot of EDITA VILKEVICIUTE is all that interesting, I mean there’s some cleavage, some fancy dress in the ocean, some level of erotica despite being a fashion magazine and not porn…Especially when you can just google her and see shit like ALL THESE PICS OF HER NAKED ON THE BEACH INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO HER LABIA But they are good enough…
Bregje Heinen brought her hard nipples and bathing suit to set for this shoot for some Elle Italia magazine… She also got into a bathing suit in this video promoting some other bathing suit company… Because apparently, Bregje Heinen, gets paid to wear bathing suits…and the weird thing in all this is that despite popping up everywhere, I’ve never posted pics of her nipples, is it possible that she is taking the higher road, and not getting naked for fashion, I guess a google search would put that theory to rest, but I’m too lazy for that, because see through bikinis with hard nipples are topless enough for me…if you saw my fat wife, you’d understand why I am easy to fucking please…because in my bedroom “BREGJE” isn’t the name of what I am cumming inside, but rather the sound coming out of my wife’s ass /or vagina…who can really tell the difference…as the room radiates with the smell of feces, cheese, and death… Goodtimes…
Jennette McCurdy is not hot. I don’t care how many bikini or lingerie stunts she does. I don’t care how big her bra cup size is. I don’t care how many creepy dads jerk off to her because they are forced to watch her stupid show thanks to their kids….and Americans love Jailbait, or the girls who play Jailbait…because it’s illegal and the second you put rules around anything, it makes creepers want it more… She’s working it hard, for instagram, for the paparazzi, for anyone who will notice, it’s just too bad she’s got a mangled handicap lookin’ face… TO SEE MORE PICS OF CLICK HERE
Brooke Burke Chavet has gone from bikini wearing host of Wild On…to fitness mom with a lifestyle brand other moms who I guess used to watch Wild On, back when they were party sluts, with dreams of being the next Tara Reid, on some perpetual spring break, before turning 25, getting knocked up and fat, with memories of all the gang bangs that happened, before they traded in the bikini for the suburban home…and apparently they go to Brooke Burke, the hustler who turned being a cheesy raging party slut with fake tits and a hot body, into a lifestyle brand thanks to the tabloids, dancing with the stars, and what some would call bottom feeding, but what her bank account calls genius… I am no a fan of party girls, or people who get paid to pretend to be party girls, pulling their life together and figuring it all out, I prefer them being at dive bars, drinking their sorrows, remembering the glory days, not by choice, but because of the infected herpes scab…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Bella Thorne is another one of these products of an country with serious sex offending laws. You know the kind of place where banging a 16 or 17 year old is illegal, despite many people, including women who were once 16 or 17, saying that their body was at its prime at 16 or 17… Not to mention, if you ask most girls who they were fucking at 16 or 17, chances are they will say someone in their 20s…because that’s just the way humanity works…. Yet shit is made illegal, and creepers want to creep, because it seems like forbidden fruit, even though the truth behind the 16 or 17 year old is that they are the fuckin worst, and you’re far better off with a 25 year old who maintains her fitness… I mean 16 or 17 year olds don’t know how to handle life, or sex, or really anything…and being a baby sitter to some annoying girl, who probably can’t get off seems annoying as fuck to me… That’s probably why I look at these girls working it for their old creepy dad fan base…objectively…and I just don’t get excited…because in Canada you can bang 16 year olds, and I don’t…. Sure, I see a hot young body, sure, but there are hot bodies everywhere…the rest of her, except maybe her older sister who feels second rate next to her, because she’s the one their stage parents is disappointed in because they didn’t have kids to not monetize off of…and whenever a sibling feels second rate, they are better to fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Rosario Dawson is pretty big…literally…because I guess there comes a point in every Afro-Cuban’s life, where they opt out of the bikini and put on the one piece, because they are either breeding future criminals or Latin popstars, or just fat from all the eating….I like to think it’s just cocaine bloat. I’ve heard all kinds of stories about her being an ungrateful poor, squatter, who at 15 was discovered by Harmony Korine in his Original Spring Breakers some of you may know called KIDS. I’ve also heard she’s a party slut, coke fueled, and fucks everyone…but probably not anymore, because she looks like this…. I guess none of that really matters, because looking at her doing the whole Mom at a Resort letting loose thing, while not a mom and in Cannes, isn’t very hot…to even the biggest Rosario Dawson fan… The life lesson is that the girl with big tits, always grown into her big tits…she can’t fight it forever… Who cares… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model has been TOPLESS BEFORE …pretty much like all Victoria’s Secret models…and she looks pretty fucking amazing, but more importantly, you should use these pictures to convince any girl who is showing any resistance to getting naked for you, the kind of girl who thinks nudes will ruin her career or life, or that nudes will make her look like some low level slut, because really, everyone who matters is doing it. Whether it’s models, actresses or porn chicks…and not getting naked is just not in style right now…seriously, girls love peer pressure, especially when it comes in the form of being competitive with hotter girls…trust me, this strategy works….
Vogue Spain did a photoshoot with Irina Shayk, who I like to think is one of the hottest BEARD to a homosexual athlete who can’t come out of the closet because Europeans are homophobes, despite being some of the daintiest, emotional freak show men in tight pants around… They would hate their star player they are so passionate about…being a poofter… So his team, who make a lot of money from him, found some desperate model, promised her the world, to save her from just being another Russian Babe on webcam, because so many Russian girls are just as hot and soulless as Irina Shayk…and she went for it. Now she’s making money, is a Sports Illustrated model, because I am sure it was challenging for his sports agents to set that up…and here they are pretending to be a real couple…as he giggles…because he’s not just in on the joke, he’s all about the fucking joke…his career depends on it… You see, I’ve been told by 10 different people, at different times, with different levels of involvement with the couple, that it’s strictly a business transaction, they see each other when they need to make an appearance together, but they spend under 3 weeks a year together, because she’ too busy in AMerica fucking other dudes…and he’s too busy in Europe fucking dudes… Either way, I approve of their sham…even though this shoot is super fucking gay…I believe that hiding your sexuality so hard that you find the world an Irina Shayk, totally works for me….and as you know, it’s all about me.
For those of you who don’t know… We have a creative side project we call the step girls , where we collaborate with various photographers, artists, models, personalities, babes, and really anyone who wants to shoot or be shot in hot, sexy, interesting, compelling, high concept, fashion nudity, that is sometimes pretty grimy kind of ways… It’s our way of producing what we think is good content, while showcasing talent and sending our message to the world in a fun, playful way…all while building a solid army of amazing people…it’s a lot of fun…and it gives me an excuse to make hot girls sit on my lap between pictures.. This week’s shoot was done by our friend and collaborator JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT we call it GIRL DOESN’T JUST GIVE WOOD, SHE CLIMBS INSIDE IT… and by we I mean we, because that’s what I just called it… Cool stuff to come…while you come…no homo…