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Devon Windsor & Dylan Fosket for Numero May of the Day

Her name is Devon Windsor…she’s a St Louis Model who’s turned pretty fucking major and international even though I’ve never heard of her and don’t really care for her, because she’s producing really fucking creepy photoshoots like this, with some dude who has her head…. This is some horror movie incest shit and it confuses me, it’s not sexy at all, but incest is the best and that’s why I am posting it…

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Devon Windsor & Dylan Fosket for Numero May of the Day

Hot Hipster Model for Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Her name is Gabri…and I guess she doesn’t matter in the grand scheme but what does matter is that she’s starring in this hot as fuck, raw, fashion porn type pics, wearing some sheer outfits looking all young, hot and seductive, like you just met her at the after party after you did too much Molly and feel like you’re about to shit yourself, so you run home only to find these pics of her to jerk off to and ask yourself whether she was the one, like a craigslist misconnection, only with more sheer hipster clothing… The photographer’s name is Alessandro Casagrande, and he’s good… TO SEE MORE OF ALESSANDRO CASAGRANDE’S PICS VISIT BIG HOUSE DIARY

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Izabel Goulart Compromising Pics on Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart posted this picture of her on Instagram from set yesterday, where she was shooting in Miami, but didn’t seem to have the decency to give me a call to meet up for lunch, because that’s just the kind of trick she is… Normally, Izabel Goulart posts pics of her working out, in ridiculous long leg lean body goodness, but today she decided to simulate a rape for what she calls a “secret project”… Now I know that girls have 3 major sex fantasies when they masturbate, lesbian sex, gang bang and rape…so maybe this has something to do with that… Or maybe it’s international women’s rape day, where you support those who have been raped, because for some reason like making a racial slur, rape commentary brings out the rape victims, and rape victims are fucking annoying, because unlike girls with rape fantasies, they are all traumatized by the shit. Not that it matters, I mean a picture says a thousand words, and allows you to create your own creepy to it, I’m just posting pictures, cuz that’s what I do…whether it’s simulated sex, rape, or just a gay dude doing her hair, who cares…

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These Carmen ELectra Pics Disturb Me of the Day

Carmen Electra posted these pics of her rocking a really hot body in a bikini, despite her botox face, because all she does is workout, since her hotness is all that defines her…and her bank account. I mean she didn’t even get knocked up in her 30s like all the other girls….you know to have a kid to transfer her narcism to a new generation when she had the chance…now she’s all menopausal, but has all the time in the world to do yoga, pilates and whatever else it takes… She was too into herself and her career to ever damage her body, since that’s the only thing that has brought her money, like a stripper or hooker I guess she is… All this to say, her posing with another plastic woman, while being half naked is oddly erotic…but still fucking weird…but I guess weird is the future of porn since…since we’ve seen everything she’s capable of…

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Selena Gomez “Artistic” Student Film Quality Instragram Videos of the Day

I know people who know Selena Gomez and every single one of them has told that she’s fucking awesome. She’s funny, charismatic, a hard worker and and a entertainment industry genius…. Apparently, between her mom and her, they have this all figured out and that despite her chronic illness that may end up killing her, the one that gives her steroid face bloat, and that Makes her look like some kind of chipmunk…she may take the fuck over… You know, producing Springbreakers wasn’t the peak of her artistic hustle, but rather the start, even though it was hardly art, unless you consider tween icons in bikinis having threesomes in a movie that made 100,000,000 dollars art..which I guess Hollywood does… I guess that’s why she’s decided to get behind the camera, and jack up some filters, to make shit look all arty, if you consider film student smut art, and the whole thing is really fucking weird….

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Barbara Palvin “O-Face” for Miles Aldridge of the Day

Barbara Palvin is making orgasm faces and biting bed sheets for Lily Adridge’s brother, because she’s demonstrating what Bieber didn’t do to her. You she she was the model who was marketed as fucking Bieber, when really Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber, after the Victoria’s Secret show two years ago. She was just 18, and it was better for the brand to throw her name out there as the slut, rather than one of their key players…if anything it helped her career as all the Bieleber’s slandered her… And the fascinating thing in all this is that they had been scouting her in Hungary since she was 17, casting couching a minor, like a good corporation would, because when it is fashion based, it’s not sex offending, but rather socially acceptable, which I guess is kinda weird…at least if you ask my neighbor who got arrested for casting couching 17 year olds a few years ago.. All this to say, I like these pics.

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Barbara Palvin “O-Face” for Miles Aldridge of the Day

Nicki Minaj’s “Friend’s” Ass Dances of the Day

Nicki Minaj posted these ass shaking videos of “her friend”…shaking her ass…because no attention seeking girl trying to market herself as hip hop despite being from the same acting school as Gaga and launching her career as the black gaga, before realizing it’s way more sustainable to be in every hip hop song, because people will treat you as a hip hop act, which despite being as pop as pop, has some level of “cool” or relevant, even though nothing about her is hip hop…and in doing that rebrand, she’s been whoring out consistently, and that’s way better than candy coated stupid costume shit she did before…you see cuz she’s got a big ass and some big tits and I like staring…even when its of her “Friend”…I mean her whole career is a lie, why would I expect anything less on instagram…

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Kate Mara Throwback Adam Fedderly Shoot of the Day

Kate Mara is Rooney Mara’s sister… I think she’s more successful than her sister…but I haven’t heard from either of them… Here she is in some throwback pics from ADAM FEDDERLY a photographer I’ve never heard of…and shit is up on some hipster erotica kick that I am all about…because hipster porn is the future of my masturbation…

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Nina Agdal’s Boring Bikini Campaign of the DAy

You want to know what fucking sucks?? Catalog pics of a bikini model in a bikini…not because I hate bikinis, or bikini models in bikinis, but because they are always fucking boring…because shit is for a catalog and not a bikini model fetish site…where there’s any concept of strategy in making shit interesting…. Whether it is retard head Nina Agdal, the hooker who broke down so many barriers like so many hookers before her, you know booking SI Swimsuit for free, without having an Athlete boyfriend…or any other of these bitches…shit is not inspiring and more just marketing for them to find rich husbands like so many hookers before her… Boring. What could they do to make it better? Maybe a little Pornstar Experience…that is hooker talk for ANAL!!

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Tamara Weijenberg for Marie Claire Spain of the Day

Tamara Weijenberg is a model and she is in Marie Claire Spain… I don’t know anything about her, from what I have found out with my extensive research…she’s from Amsterdam, she’s tall as fuck, and she poses in bikini bottoms, which apparently, is totally enough for me to think she is relevant enough to promote for free… I mean this bitch isn’t’ even going to tweet me a thank you, or email me a thank you for helping put her out there. There will be no gift basket, no love letters, no invitation to her fucking birthday party…she won’t bake me a cake, or send me a pic of asshole, it’s all fucking take take take with these fame whore bitches…well one day…some dude will take what he wants from them….and that person won’t be me, because I won’t remember who this Tamara chick is in 5 minutes and I have better things to do with her…like nap.

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Tamara Weijenberg for Marie Claire Spain of the Day