I hear Ellie Goulding’s music on the radio all the time and I hate it…but now that I’m seeing her hot little body and tits in her bikini…I love it. In fact I am all about it. I guess I see how she got a record deal, because I assume people are like me…pretty easy to win over…when bikinis and young bodies are involved. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE AND CLICK HERE
Truck VS Wind… Girl’s Abortion Video….weirdness… Girl on Molly Vs Lights… Girl Drinks Coke Upside Down…. Chick Fight that Ends with a Hit to the Head with a Shovel
Christina Milian is on some serious self produced bikini hustle. This is the third or fourth bikini this week…maybe it’s because she knows being the live show host of some shitty show like the Voice is a shitty gig, because she has to be reminded that she’s not the actual host, while Carson Daly is…to some a fate worse than death…but more importantly, she is on a show starring and produced by Adam Avril Lavigne…also a fate worse than death…and that motherfucker posted a pic of his blonde hair, drawing attention to himself, even ending up as a trending story on Facebook, even though he doesn’t matter as a person, in fact he’s the fucking worst, yet people still buy into his pop music bullshit…and I guess getting half naked is how she competes…I’m into it, even though I’m not into her.
College Kid’s Weed Panic Attack…I Call Fake… Creep Guy Vs Drunk Crying Girl…. Man Taking Shit in Chimney – Dies… This Circus Glitch is FUCKED The Tow Truck Dog! Restaurant Explosion Reminds You To Never Watch a Fire.. CRAZY Cool as Fuck Naked Dude Entertaining on the Street…
I respect Amanda Seyfried for two reasons… The first is that back when I was talking to Lohan, her costar in Mean Girls, in a time when Amanda Seyfried was really taking off, Lohan dissed the shit out of her, and hated her and that made me like Seyfriend better… The second is that she’s a Disney caliber star who does shit movies, but who still gets naked and shows off her hot fucking body like it…like in CHLOE and LOVELACE But the one thing that cancels all her big titty willingness to get naked is Justin Long, the man who cums inside her…and a vision that disturbs me… I mean she fucks the mac guy…and I normally don’t care who whores I don’t know or care about are fucking…I don’t even care who whores I know and fuck are fucking…but for some reason…Justin Long just throws me off in a big way… Here she is in Elle…and she’s boring…because she’s boring…
Dree Hemingway is a model who is related to Ernest Hemingway, and I am pretty sure she wants you to know it, otherwise she would have used her father’s last name in her marketing of herself, but no one gives a fuck about CRISMAN…CRISMAN wasn’t one of America’s most celebrated authors and the how the fuck would that translate into her booking gigs for being a Hemingway, if the general public didn’t know… Not that it matters… What matters is that she a tall hot model, as these fourth generation rich kids go, you know two generations before them were breeding with hot model pussy thanks to being rich, leading the hot model pussy in their own bloodline..genius population control up on some Hitler level master race shit… More importantly, she gets naked for fashion ..and even better has REAL SEX IN MOVIES because it’s all part of her art… Here she is in some campaign she booked…showing some ass…and I like her…I kind of want to marry her..
I don’t know what this lingerie shoot is for, I just know I like it and when I see something I like in an era filled with so much low grade shit…where a quality fun shoot barely exists and where everyone just doing things wrong…and with iPhones…I have to post it… YOu see I’ve been looking at shitty lingerie pics for years, and sure the girls in the lingerie pics were hot and all, but the concepts and set up was just lazy…just look at Victoria’s Secret, those motherfuckers have been the same for fucking ever… So when something comes along with some flavor…here it is… [gallery
I don’t know why I like watching Miranda Kerr collapse. Is it because people I know who know her hate her. Is it because I think any bitch who fucks Bieber is a child molesting weirdo even though he’s over 18. Is it because I secretly hate Australians, since an Australian broke my heart, is it because it’s always nice to see someone who thinks she’s hot struggle when the company who made her fires her, is it because she shows nipples… Her struggle has hardly been a struggle and involves booking better gigs than ever…and her showing more nipple than ever is probably over, the struggle is no longer real, now that all these companies signed on with her…and paid her big… She’s gonna get through this…it’s gonna be ok…child support alone…from Orlando is good…working is just for fun…
I remember the first time I saw ready to drop porn. I really didn’t like it, or understand why it was happening. I was a firm believer that fucking a pregnant girl, even when you weren’t the father of the child, despite how sad, broken and slutty that made the future mom, was not a nice experience. Maybe the baby makes the pussy tighter, but I doubt it, I’m not doctor but assume shit’s getting ready and is flaring in anticipation for being destroyed by child. Maybe the tits get bigger when filled with milk that I am sure doesn’t taste all that good, but when you’re on a tight budget could be nourishing in your cracked you are fucking a pregnant girl who isn’t pregnant with you baby in. Maybe there is a glow to a pregnant woman and some see it as beautiful, while I just see it as damaged as fuck…but for some reason, when supermodels get together and have uterus kissing parties…I like it… Here’s some Candice and Doutzen, friends in real life…not just on campaign for Victoria’s Secret..erotic…
It is the fat generation…so everyone, as you probably know, are embracing and celebrating being fat, because it makes for a good excuse to remain fat, you know it’s in style, or in-fashion or whatever, even models like Kate Upton are eating their way to stardom…but it’s not because of politically correctness, like Love everyone and Love yourself, it’s that the general population is fat and in order to sell them product, you must show them fat girls, otherwise you get slaughtered by the media, and no one buys your shit, unless you are Victoria’s Secret, who will one day go fat, as fit babes are a dying fucking entity.. The reality is that fat is gross, it is unhealthy, we aren’t naturally supposed to be fat, we are fat because of our lifestyles, we eat too much, we don’t work out, and we will die premature deaths…because of it… So as a fat man, I will say, no one wants to see fat chicks modelling in lingerie, it does more bad than good, but I still like fat tits…so I’m posting it even though it represents all evil…