So this happened in Vietnam, where some dude got into an old stash of Agent Orange, or some other lady boy peddled shit, and dude thinks he is swimming in the middle of the street, because his delusions from the drugs he is on make him feel like he is in the ocean, and that’s some seriously gangster drugs….making dude the Crackhead of the Day…a title that comes with no prize other than the recognition of being awesome…
Selena Gomez is very strategic in everything she does, that’s why she makes a lot of money. Whether it is a fake relationship with Bieber for the media attention, or producing Spring Breakers, to break free from Disney, without ever letting anyone know it was her movie, she’s just knows what’s up, has a good team, and is doing the borderline interesting enough for the media to talk about right… That’s why her nudes on Instagram are all artistic, soft focus, through a sheer curtain, and not spread eagled in a selfie for a “boyfriend”…which is really too bad, because I don’t consider a nude a nude, unless there is labia.
If fitness really looked like Izabel Goulart…doing fitness…I can’t imagine why anyone in world would have any job other than personal trainer or “fitness photographer”….or fitness wear designer…because this shit is so hot it makes me want to work out…luckily for me working out or breaking a sweat happens every time I get up to the bathroom.. Thank you 12 hours of internet for giving me this body no one wants…
There’s a lot of hype about Spring Break right now, at least amongst the college girls I creep on, and I decided to see if Spring Break now was any better than Spring Break was in the late 90s, when Spring Break was out of control, and kids would train for the shit all year, all to get herpes, date raped, gang banged by dudes from other states in a tropical setting…you know the kind of event that would make Tara Reid drop out of acting and go on a perpetual Spring Break that never ends….but it turns out that since kids party every weekend to EDM on Molly, half naked when they are posting half naked selfies, has made the whole Spring Break thing suck, at least according to the #SB2014 hashtag…because these is the best I could find on Instagram…and it’s not very good…I guess Spring Break insanity, along with land lines, are a thing of the past. There’s no puke, herpes, tits, smut…it’s so fucking tame for a generation of exhibitionists…depressing.
Short Skirt by Said Energizer from said_energizer on Vimeo . This is a video from some dude named Said Energizer, who I think is from Russia, or some Russian affiliated country that was once communist, and he’s posted videos of hot Russian babes before, being all fucking hot on VIMEO, like shit is some kind of fashion art, when to me it’s just borderline pornography, especially since it cast a Russian girl, who by default has no soul and will do porn because it pays more than being an Engineer or Lawyer…all while looking hotter than American porn chicks because when communism happened they killed off all the uglies, at least that’s what it looks like when looking at Russian women….
The leader of the most ridiculous families and/or organizations and/or churches because it was a tax shelter for his insanity, that have pretty much ever existed is the Westboro Baptist church, who hated gay people, and America for alloying Gay people to exist, and in turn protested outside countless funerals, for soldiers and even Sandy Hook school shooting. They are pretty much the worst fucking people, they still exist, but their leader is dead…now it’d be nice to take out the rest of these uneducated, misinformed, pieces of shit.
When you slap your wife in public, you deserve to get your ass beat…by a bunch of weirdo protestors…reminding you that if you are going to slap your wife, you probably shouldn’t no matter how mad you get, unless it is in the bedroom, because I young girls beg to be slapped when getting fucked, and at least that’s what a feminist pornstar showed me, so it must be true…try it out, let me know how it works out…
I lost interest in Candice Swanepoel as a model…because I guess she doesn’t really do anything but the same thing over and over again…which would be comparable to you girlfriend always fucking you the same way after serving you the same thing for dinner, day after day, year after year…it’s still sex, you still get to bust, but shit get repetitive as fuck…and in Candice Swanepoel’s case, she’s not even fucking, she’s just walking around half naked…but for some reason THESE BTS PICS from a shoot worked for me…and that reason is her amazing booty. Booty that has inspired every day girls to work on their booties which inspires me to stare at their booties TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
If you’re up to speed on Colombian news and I don’t just mean snorting coke of hooker pussy while they cry a silent cry behind their make-up and emptiness thanks to be broken…you will already have seen Juan Manuel Santos Calderón, who I assume is a drug cartel funded politician making leading his campaign trail…one weak bladder at a time…and dude does it so gracefully, with swagger like it didn’t even happen, because if you act like it didn’t other people start believing it didn’t. It’s pretty much the foundation of how girls I have sex with go on living. If you don’t like that you may like this Vietnamese Transport of the Day, that may be primitive but is much more effective than Malaysian transport….
Russians are fucking crazy, thanks to being raised communist and having no souls. Jared Leto, who you may still be masturbating to memories of your youth, watching My So Called Life box, a show that was insanely popular with girls you wanted to fuck, but that made me want to kill myself in the 90s, every time any girl I was with would make me watch it…because listing to an average at best looking Claire Danes whine about her problems with some weirdo Grunge era teen angst that I hoped ended the same way Kurt Cobain did…is in an internationally successful rock band when not winning Oscars….that was recently in Russia. Russian media, in being fucking crazy, because they are Russian, had weird Russian fans who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, have their weird Russian Parents, who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, do weird Russian skits, singing his music, that you may not be into, but that you can still appreciate because Russian videos are the new Cat meme of the internet.