Leila Spilman is apparently some Colorado based model I think… who has done a lot of topless work before because being topless isn’t a big deal and once you do it once…your tits live…but more importantly, it usually leads to better gigs… What it comes down to is that she’s got a great fucking body…and who is now in some fashionable, snapshot series, in some ghetto hipster apartment shot by the main dude at Puprle Magazine, Brad Elterman …and I think I may be in love…but probably not…she’s just better to look at than my fat wife who hasn’t put a shirt on yet today…Thanks for that pig woman I share a bed with.
Emily Didonato has been violated by Jake Gyllenhaal, assuming they had sex, which I am not going to do, because I had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal, probably my most relevant moment as a blogger, except for the time I did Seacrest, the radio show, not the man which was equally gay, but had a much bigger Audience…and now I guess she’s trying to reclaim her sex appeal as a low level model…by showing tits I am sure she’s already showed…that’s usually how they become models…but that I am not going to dig through the archives for because it doesn’t matter…what does matter is that she she actually groupied on Jake Gyllenhaal and that makes me hate everything about her, you see I judge people, even opportunist bitches trying to leverage whatever they can to get more work, on who they decide to leverage, and when that person is Jake Gyllenhaal or Adam Levine…they are pretty much dead to me…maybe even my enemy if I cared enough to really bother, but I’d rather just look at her tits…and forget all that is shitty about her…like everything about her but her tits.
Farrah Abraham has had two hits already under her belt Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom This one is a little stretch, maybe even off the mark a little, but I think she’s got talent, at least in the uncensored version of this, wherever it may be, because I’ve seen her fuck in her two prior hits… Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and she was a great fucking pornstar…even better than a seasoned veteran…but I guess that’s what happens when you’ve fucked enough by 16 to keep the kid because you’d done it a lll.. Either way, if this amazing shit spewed out of her mouth, through a computer and into your ears isn’t really for you…there’s always Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and I thank her for that…it makes everything she does more tolerable…
Miley Cyrus got an Emoji Tattoo on her lip, because she’s so modern and relevant and the whole thing would be far more exciting if this post was less about a crying cat face Emojis that were copyrighted by Apple, and more about her taking a load on her lip…this shit is almost as bad as the genital herpes you know she’s got from licking random asshole on her last rich spoiled brat rebellion cry for attention…and the most interesting thing in this whole thing is that she got the eggplant emoji tattooed on her other lips…in honor of how hip hop she was when she was learning to twerk in the studio on some brotha dick… All this to say this is to high school from Miley, I need more humping, gyrating, nipple showing, and vagina suffocating with panties while in concert….
So these “nude” pics of Scarlett Johansson are being spread around the internet in some sort of marketing stunt for some movie she’s in….and I guess it’s a big deal to those of you who love Scarlett Johansson and never saw her fully nude in the selfies that got hacked out of her email a few years ago… I am a constant asshole about Scarlett Johansson being overrated, dumpy, fat, whatever, but that’s just because I like my women anorexic, near death and too weak to run…. For normal people who are into girls with ass, tits, and belly that is reminiscent of a Marilyn Monroe, who Scarlett Johansson likes to channel…all the time…while playing the same role in movies…all the time…you’ll probably like these low quality, hard to make out, nudes…. I am more interested in what she said about Woody Allen raping a 7 year old… “I’m unaware that there’s been a backlash. I think he’ll continue to know what he knows about the situation, and I’m sure the other people involved have their own experience with it. It’s not like this is somebody that’s been prosecuted and found guilty of something, and you can then go, ‘I don’t support this lifestyle or whatever.’ I mean, it’s all guesswork.” “I don’t know anything about it. It would be ridiculous for me to make any kind of assumption one way or the other.” Because it is a relevant statement, and it reminds me of the shit I’ve been saying about Terry Richardson. The world is conditioned to side with the “victim” without any proof that the victim is a victim. Without fair trial, or even a conviction, or even an arrest. It’s like just because some asshole makes a claim, the world sides with that claim as fact, Tried by the media, and that’s a scary state of affairs. That’s like if you get backed into a corner because some girl at a bar tells the bouncer you grabbed her tits, and you get beat up for it. Or if some girl who you reject from sex because you are married, tells your wife she fucked you… People fucking lie, we have a court system for a reason… Not that this has anything to do with Scarlett Johansson’s full frontal…but these pics do…even if uneventful
As Russia gets ready to rape the Ukraine, I am always ready to rape Russian Irina Shayk…in the most romantic way you can possibly rape someone…not that you can actually rape a Russian, they have no souls and will do anything for 20 US Dollars and a pair of Levis…or a Michael Jackson CD…. But this Irina Shayk who has fucked the system and become one of the better or hotter models..instead of being a mail order bride, or cam girl like her friends, all because she found a john to save her who happened to be famous..gives hope to all the Russian women, and if they email me, I can sort them out with a place to stay…right here on my face…but only if they look like IRINA…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Rebekah Underhill is a signed model, who unlike the nude “model” who was shooting amateur art erotic for Terry Richardson 4 years ago, before turning lesbian feminist and hating him enough to leverage that experience for her personal gain…. CHARLOTTE WATERS …. This Rebekah Underhill is getting nude for a Magazine called DRY that would make me wet if I was Ellen and didn’t have Ellen’s penis…but rather the vagina she pretends to have…because I love models with bush more than I love life itself…and I am on a campaign to save the bush…because it is erotic…but more importantly, I like Rebekah Underhill’s look and the fact that she knows her role, and gets naked for that role, because modelling is a better job than working at Walmart as a cashier… Either way she’s hot Here’s the video…that may or may not work… Rebekah Underhill for Dry Magazine from Alessandro Casagrande on Vimeo .
I feel like Lady Gaga got this idea from every time anyone had sex with her pretty much ever…you know some people get cummed on as the fishing moves, some girls squirt, in Gaga’s case…it always ends in being puked on. Not because she’s a puke fetishist, but because she’s disgusting looking… That said, this is some real reaching…it’s like this bitch has done everything for attention…ever cry for attention possible..the only thing left for her to shock and awe..or shock and confuse…or just bore…but still get our attention like the annoying kid in the group poking his own eyes out to get noticed…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s like we’ll look cuz it’s there, but it doesn’t impress, make a statement or make us fucking care, you useless vile human who rips off people for her Charity… She’s garbage, been used to make money and it is safe to say, ready to be disposed of…and not just because she’s ugly, I mean she’s already ugly, it’s because she’s just not relevant…and her act is played out bullshit… That said, I’d totally watch her porn.
Alessandra Ambrosio and Behati Prinsloo were together for some Evil Victoria’s Secret brainwashing promotional tour…to help bring some aspirational marketing to the fat Americans who actually shot at Victoria’s Secret…cuz I know for a fact, even these Victoria’s Secret models don’t wear this cheap shit made by Bangledeshi childer for a dollar a 20 hour work day, all to give fat white Americans cheap overpriced lace panties that give them yeast infections and make them look silly trying to turn on their husbands……honourable work little Radeep can be proud of… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
