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Elsa Hosk Nipples and The Amfar Awards Happened Last Night of the Day

I guess it’s New York fashion week, because a bunch of models were at the AmfAR event, which is some gay / AIDS event….because before Mackelmore, the Fashion industry had the gay market on lock, it’s where they work, where they play, it’s the pot of gold where all the Rainbows end…and AIDS, even if created in a lab to kill off the gays and the poor by the government, is something we should keep fighting, even if I am convinced a cure exists (Magic Johnson), but the pharma industry can’t put it out there, because it makes them too much fucking money not to…while making these Charities, that can put on 100 million dollar events for pretty people to think they are doing their part instead of giving 100 million dollars to the cause…because along with their executives having high salaries, and their offices being high rent, charities are the biggest fucking scam…and in being a scam…everyone who is anyone in fashion was there…from Victoria’s Secret models…to…well Victoria’s Secret models…since they are the only bitches we care about…oh and Ireland Baldwin…unlike most open bar parties – there was not enough vomit everywhere… TO SEE ALL THE PAPARAZZI PICS THAT WEREN’T PULLED OFF INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE

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Izabel Goulart Has a Pretty Shitty Face of the Day

Izabel Goulart proves that when she’s not showing off her fitness…through instagram pics of her fitness…or Victoria’s Secret shoots of half nakedness…that I am usually impressed by because having a fit body is a fucking accomplishment that takes serious work and dedication that the average lazy motherfucker doesn’t have because they are too busy eating donuts…she’s got a pretty shitty face…that is up on some Sarah Jessica Parker…fort shaped, Jay Leno chin weirdness…just masculine and hard…but I guess when you know what’s under these shitty outfits…none of that face really matters…

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Samantha Hoopes for Guess is the New Kate Upton of the Day

Samantha Hoopes is a new Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, she’s in this year’s magazine, despite million dollar contracts she’s signed to never tell a soul she’s in this year’s magazine, the nerds who obsess over these things have figured it all out.. I know nothing about her really, other than that she’s a Guess girl, and like all Guess Girls, including but not limited to Anna Nicole Smith, she’s got herself some fat tits…tits that we hope she doesn’t grow into like she’s Kate Upton…because Guess may have a decent track record…but a lot of their girls turn fat as fuck… Here she is for Guess, get ready for her for SI Swimsuit…because they are marketing this girl hard, she’ll be household soon…

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Stage Mom of the DAy

Carrie Michalka is the stage mom behind Alyson & Amanda Michalka…who you may not remember or know, but who were on Disney bullshit and pretty famous at a young age, something that only happens when you have a mom with an ego who either thinks she deserved to be famous, but life as a trailer park stripper with a meth addiction got in the way, or who has an ego and this her kids or really anything she shits out of her ass, pussy or mouth is gold…gold the world needs to experience, putting a fire under her ass to get them cast in shit, our just an enterprising individual who realizes managing these assholes who ruined your fucking life and body…who owe you more than 20 percent of their earning since you gave them life…are easier to exploit than working as a cocktail waitress… That said, whatever her storyline is, she’s fucking amazing and these pics she posted of herself…are good enough to fap to, because she’s got so much going for her on so many levels…and one of those things she’s still kinda hot…and deserves the fame she always wanted…I am a fan

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Beyonce Posts her Grammy Rehearsal Thong Ass of the Day

Beyonce must be loving the attention she’s getting. Ever since her man found Rihanna and probably fucked Rihanna, you can tell she’s been a little competitive, catty and bitter. I guess no girl like’s their husband’s side bitches, especially when the rest of the world is celebrating her too, not to mention when 75% of your husband’s revenue is coming in from her…she’s been trying to be the desirable one, the babe…she knew she had more talent, hell, in her mind she’s Beyonce, someone no one can’t compete with…but she know Rihanna was hotter…until now… That’s why she posted these on her tumblr…it’s like “keep looking people, basque in this moment”….

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Ireland Baldwin’s Workout Pic of the Day

I guess when a girl is out there promoting her working out, this is the kind of picture you want to see, I mean it’s what would motivate me to go to the gym, even though she should probably be wearing little vagina hugging booty shorts, to make shit actually count, I mean if you do this half assed full assed picture, you might as well make the ass fully exposed to get the full affect… These leggings just get in the way of really seeing the workout that she’s obviously not exploiting as an excuse to post erotica on a family site like instagram…no this isn’t exhibitionism…because you can’t see her clit or buttonhole…but to me…it pretty much is.

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Banned Carl’s Jr Big Sausage Breakfast Ad of the DAy

I am pretty sure this is a parody of a Carl’s Jr Ad…but when parodies are properly executed, like this Big Sausage Breakfast eroticism…it is safe to say it doesn’t matter if it is the real thing or not…it’s like a good set of implants…who give a fuck if they are real or not..as long as they are smothering my motherfucking face..

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Weather Man Knees Kid in the Crotch of the Day

Some dude charges at a Weather man when he is on air…weather man knees dude in the crotch…that’s pretty much all you need to see here…I guess what it comes down to is that when you see people filming a news segment, you got to do something far more creative than charging a mother fucker…I mean flash your tits, or commit suicide, or really do something substantial….getting hit in the balls is just a fucking fail…

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Rihanna’s In a Bikini on Instagram OMG! of the Day

The best thing about Rihanna posting bikini pics to her instagram is that I have made this shit a daily feature and people get so fucking mad at me about it because I am buying into her bullshit and giving her attention she craves…all you racist haters….don’t like a black booty in a bikini…because it is over exposed and too rich…but remember it’s still ghetto as shit. TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT CLICK HERE

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Isabeli Fontana Nippples for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is some old as fuck model who is 30, which to 30 year old women, will make them angry because they are in denial about being old as fuck, but can always look to Sofia Vergara for inspiration, since her sucking dick only really paid off for her by some fluke we call sucking the right dick, well into her 40s..not that all women care about being hot or desirable, I know fat as fuck slobs who can’t be vain just based on the number on the scale they are standing on….you know girls like Lean Dunham who could be 80 for all I know…she, despite being naked does exist… That said, Isabeli Fontana’s claim to fame is doing Victoria’s Secret at 16…back when Victoria’s Secret were on some Roman Polanski get tweens in their underwear kick, cuz it’s a grey area and the only way we can take those kinds of pics legally…you know before sex offending was a real crime…and now she’s showing her nipples for Ukraine Vogue, in a shoot I think I may have already posted, because I can’t imagine Ukraine Vogue getting exclusive pics of a Brazilian model’s nipples…it just doesn’t make any financial sense at all..

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