I think this picture of Courtney Stodden is a friendly reminder that she exists, you know after all that press she’s got over the years to become famous for the sake of being famous…but more importantly, it’s a friendly reminder that she’s fucking perfect and the kind of girl I would sing love songs to, hoping she would give our love a chance…or at least use me for publicity when promoting her sex tape that you know needs to happen…it’s just a matter of her falling into a little more irrelevance…which will happen…it happens to all girls…even the most delicate angel sent from heaven like Courtney Stodden…
I can only assume that this is God’s wratch on organic food eating hipsters and their flannel, beard wearing Portlandia bullshit…because what else would explain these insane winds knocking people over….I hope no one lost any fixed gear bikes or silly hipster hats …because that would be a real fucking tragedy…
Panty flashes aren’t as exciting as they used to be…not that I ever was into this shit, I just built a website on it to really make my dot com billions…that turned out to be dot com hundreds…but was enough to pay for my drinking which for a hurt bag like me, is better than asking people on the street for quarters…. But there was a time, in 2005, the glory days of this blog and all blogs of this nature, where the panty flash was solid content and a good way for people to be like “What the fuck I see her panties…”….and today, we can see panties everywhere we go, making celebrity far less important, since everyone’s a rockstar and has the ability to flash their panties on the regular…and unless the panty flash involves a shit stain, or period stain or even a labia slip on an A-list it hardly matters…kinda like this Jasmin Walia..who is having a panty slip..for attention…but it is still a panty slip… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Panty flashes aren’t as exciting as they used to be…not that I ever was into this shit, I just built a website on it to really make my dot com billions…that turned out to be dot com hundreds…but was enough to pay for my drinking which for a hurt bag like me, is better than asking people on the street for quarters…. But there was a time, in 2005, the glory days of this blog and all blogs of this nature, where the panty flash was solid content and a good way for people to be like “What the fuck I see her panties…”….and today, we can see panties everywhere we go, making celebrity far less important, since everyone’s a rockstar and has the ability to flash their panties on the regular…and unless the panty flash involves a shit stain, or period stain or even a labia slip on an A-list it hardly matters…kinda like this Jasmin Walia..who is having a panty slip..for attention…but it is still a panty slip… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I had an email exchange with Jasmine Waltz a few months ago…back when she was just an LA chick who was hitting all the cool kid parties…probably an aspiring actress who wasn’t booking jobs because just moving to LA and fucking producers isn’t really enough of a hustle since every girl in LA is doing that… I just assumed she was some bottom feeding fame whore who was semi-popular on instagram and was posting provocative pics to get more popular on instagram…kinda the kind of girl I am into… But it turns out she was in talks with the people at Big Brother in the UK, a reality show that can make a celebrity in the UK, because their blue collar, shitty mouthed citizens love big titty whores on reality TV…. So I guess I was right about her…and here she is looking good in NUTS…and I’m glad I can always say she once emailed me…before she was a Glamour Model…
Fetishisms Manifesto Presents: Sadism from Fetishisms Manifesto on Vimeo . Photographer and Director Jonathan Leder, who brought the world Emily Ratajkowski before the world knew who Emily Ratajkowski was…before Emily Ratajkowski knew who she was, or what her big titties that needed to be shared with the world was…released another video in his amazing new erotic book/magazine FETISHIM MANIFESTO …that does vintage erotica well…and that excites me because vintage erotica has actual substance to me, rather than just close up videos of dick penetrating vagina…it’s hotter, better, and I love Jonathan Leder’s style…he does good…so support.
I have made fun of Gisele over the years for being a Brazilian Tranny…a storyline that makes so much sense on so many levels, I could do a top 10 reasons why Gisele could be a tranny, and I will.. 1- She’s from Brazilan, tied with Thailand as the number 1 tranny producing nation. 2- She’s got fired from Victoria’s Secret…they don’t like their models to have dicks 3- She’s married to a pro athlete, who spends a lot of time in the locker room and can fuck anyone he wants…except dudes, that would kill his career, but trannies…that shit is grey area 4- She bounced back from her pregnancy so aggressively and fast, that I feel she adopted kids and it was just a pregnancy suit…they use them in movies all the times she’s have access.. 5- fine I don’t have a top 10 reasons why she’s a tranny, but I do know that her dude-like genetics have allowed her to carry into her 30s with a rocking’ fit, lean, good body she’s rocking’ on the paddle board..making me a fan…but in my defence..as long as the tranny has tits, it’s ok to fuck em…I mean even if they don’t it’s ok to fuck em…Macklemore would encourage you, since it’s good for business… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Either Beyonce is starving herself for attention…You know cuz Jay Z still fucks with his prized pig Rihanna and all the other money making or aspiring money making popstars under his watch…you know the groupie bitches who want his big old lips on their clits…and any wife back home with the kids, especially an egotistical cunt like Beyonce, who feels like she was sent here from heaven to save the world one shitty pop song at a time, wants a little attention to feel like having his baby didn’t ruin her in his eyes…because when you have all the money in the world, male attention erases the truth that you’re getting old and washed up…and that one day you’ll be as shitty as Madonna, walking out on stage with a cane like some evil villain in a Christmas movie… CLICK HERE FOR ALL THINGS GRAMMYS IT’LL BE UPDATED AS THE PICS COME OUT Or…her costume is made of some state of the art technologies, I’m talking million dollar space age spans that make her body look good enough to fuck…which is something I have a hard time believing cuz even in her prime she wasn’t hot…but here and now..in this outfit…post pregnancy…even knowing it is Beyonce..the devil woman…I’m into it…and that upsets me more than Mackelmore’s gay scam that people are buying into even though it’s clearly just a marketing hook, using a relevant storyline people can relate to in some Glee meets Sesame Street bullshit… CLICK HERE FOR ALL THINGS GRAMMYS IT’LL BE UPDATED AS THE PICS COME OUT That said..the Grammys are a fucking scam, stop making these idiots richer, support local musicians, and turn off your radios and read a fucking book, these puppets are self absorbed pieces of money grubbing shit that you continually feed the egos of, even though they do nothing good for society except peddle products we don’t fucking need… Here’s Beyonce’s ass…. If you don’t like that…here’s PINK built like a gymnast tank…in a leotard hanging from the ceiling cuz that’s her act that she’s milked as hard as she can…but at least she can sing…which is more than most of these other idiots can say for themselves CLICK HERE FOR ALL THINGS GRAMMYS IT’LL BE UPDATED AS THE PICS COME OUT If you don’t like that, maybe you like pug faced, overrated, but not really since she’s never been paid to model, but does have half of John Legend’s money and is probably holding both of his non-existent eyes hostage….who managed to have a spot light shined on her while he sang a love song…like she fucking matters because she has the motherfucker by the balls…showing some of her tits like a hooker, because that is essentially what she is…when she’s not pretending to be a bikini model that Sports Illustrated constantly books… CLICK HERE FOR ALL THINGS GRAMMYS IT’LL BE UPDATED AS THE PICS COME OUT
Montreal is a horrible place that reminds anyone who visits of war torn eastern Europe…it’s like some siberian outpost filled with people who remember how great it was in the 70s and don’t realize the rest of the world has moved on. It has shitty politicians with shitty agendas that brainwash the french to hate the english…but it does have great homeless people…a lot are drunken inuits… And I think that it’s always fun when I see my fellow drunken homeless people from the park making huge moves like getting themselves on the internet for fighting while drunk…. The funniest thing in all this is that I know the inuit bitch kicking the motherfucker in the head and hitting him with the piece of wood, I see her pretty much every fucking day and I have been offered sex from her for very affordable prices… I have also seen her getting beat up by her boyfriend…and really the whole thing is so fucking ghetto, how can you not love every second of it…
So everyone is laughing about Justin Bieber…even though it is pretty much expected that some tween worth 200 million dollars doesn’t really have a clue what’s up and that he is going to rebel…and he’s gonna get himself in trouble along the way…paving the way for a premature death thanks to being whored out by his mom when he was 8…. But the dude does take an awesome mug shot…it’s like he was born for this shit…it looks like it is professionally shot, either this cop needs to get into the fashion world, or this was all for a publicity stunt to justify his rehab, to diffuse focus from his drugs and scandal going on back home, and to help spin his story to the public while he is so angelic…sent here to save the tweens… Next stop premature death.
