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Jasmin Walia Hot Leotard pic of the Day

TOWIE is some big UK show that I have never seen because I don’t live in the UK…but that is apparently a big deal…and I guess one of the reality show’s stars if that even makes sense, because as far as I am concerned any star in a reality show is a fucking loser, even this one, named Jasmin Walia….I mean if you don’t factor in that she posts pics of her ass with some leotard shit jacked up her ass…the kind of girl using Reality TV to leverage her into a sex tape deal…much more enterprising than the whores I deal with…

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Sienna Miller’s Back and She’s in a Bikini of the DAy

Sienna Miller lives…there was a point in her career where she was fucking everywhere, you know the hottest little coke head party slut from the UK who partied with the right people, fucked the right people, booked the right movies and was willing to get naked…like she was willing to get herpes…in the process of making millions…but then one day she disappeared…and crawled into a hole with Jude Law’s hairline, never to be seen again…that was until today…when she was out in a bikini…reminding us of a better time, at least in her life…when she was getting paid and people cared to see her fashionable bush… I used to be a huge fan, which is saying a lot for me, since I hate everyone, especially my wife…and I guess she’s still good to me…but mainly because I am fascinated with how many objects…from penis to household she’s penetrated her asshole with…my kind of girl. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook Nipples in a See Through Dress of the Day

Earlier today, WASHED UP CARMEN ELECTRA WORE A SEE THROUGH DRESS SHOWING HER NIPPPLES …and I guess another relatively irrelevant old lady who has been in the game a long time…and who has shown her nipples so many times before to be in the game in the first place…decided to do the same hustle…because that’s how you get people to notice you…while showing off the only thing people care about you…and I guess it’s better than when she smeared her strategic “miscarriage” on her named body in a stanist ceremony …because it’s a little less obvious… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ron Jeremy Did Wrecking Ball of the Day

I saw Ron Jeremy the other day…he’s a nice dude, but he was not nearly as great as he is in this Wrecking Ball video that someone recreated starring Ron Jeremy, even though Wrecking Ball parodies have been done, and this is a little late to the game, it’s safe to say, when you throw Ron Jeremy into the mix, shit stays perfectly ridiculous, and amazing…even totally next level…Solid.

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Arianny Celeste & Bryana Holly Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Arianny Celeste and Orange County Instagram Model Bryana Holly, who once dated Brody Jenner for fame, hung out in their bikinis and it looked like it was so fun to stare at…I know this because I am staring at them..and so are you…instead of doing something productive with your time you fucking creep…you’re just wasting away at pics of girls who are getting paid all because they are in bikinis… I think it’s safe to say that doing this shoot, was a good play for Byanna Holly, you know model with someone more famous and steal their fans…in this competitive game called modeling…

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Alexandra Daddario Naked in True Detective of the Day

I’ve never heard of Alexandra Daddario, or the show True Detective, but I have seen her tits on TV in the clip from the show, and that may be all I need to know because they are pretty fucking fantastic…and make me wonder why it took her so long to walk into my life…it’s like she’s almost 30…this shoulda happened back when she was 20 and probably too good to get naked before realizing it is not a big deal and does so much for a career. TO SEE GIFs of Alexandra Daddario Topless in True Detective CLICK HERE

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Cate Blanchett Jerking Off her SAG Awards of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about Cate Blanchett or the SAG awards, I was at the Porn awards show, a different kind of red carpet, where I wasn’t honored for shit, but rather given nosebleed seats and that I lasted at for 10 minutes because seeing Girls on Girls 97 lose just killed me at my core and forced me to go up to my room to fuck a toothless, meth addicted pro I met in the parking lot of the KISS Mini Golf…Just the idea that after 96 films in the franchise, you’d think they’d get it right at least once… It turns out that the SAG awards are almost as perverted, with trophy jerking off, thanks to Cate Blanchett…who man handles this shit almost as good as the opening act at the AVN who spread her pussy to a room full of people…

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Cate Blanchett Jerking Off her SAG Awards of the Day

Dude Rocks a PCP and Meth Controlled Experiment of the Day

This is obviously an old video, but it doesn’t mean it’s not fantastic footage of some dude smoking meth and PCP in a controlled experiment while I guess his brain waves are being tracked but more importantly, where he rocks the fuck out…and as much as I wouldn’t want to be sitting next to him on a long haul flight anywhere, this makes me want to smoke meth and PCP like it was still the 80s…cuz shit makes a boring pathetic life pretty fucking fun…

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Maria Menounos Fit as Fuck Body of the Day

I am going to assume that these behind the scenes pictures of Maria Menounos are fully doctored…because we’ve got an archive of HER FAT GREEK ASS ON THE SITE an ass she probably prefers being called her vagina…because that’s how the greeks do it…it’s a historical thing that has transcended generations…anal…that thanks to girls growing up watching porn – has also been taken up by the average under 25 year old who thinks it’s a great place for a dude to cum because they can’t get pregnant…not that that has anything to do with Maria Menounos’ and her case of the mysterious ABS for some fitness mag…because whether she has ABS or not really doesn’t matter, what I am more interested in is talking about anal sex…no homo…and preferably with no shit left on my dick…but I guess I am also interested in looking at fit bodies…because everyone around me is so fat.

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Ireland Baldwin Still Wants to be a Bikini Model of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is on some bikini model kick. She’s working it for Sports Illustrated hard. She was at their event, she is singed to IMG a modelling agency they use a lot, now she’s posting bikini pics in a bikini line that is tightly tied into Sports Illustrated, and that I think is all part of the hints she’s dropping saying “I am tall, I have tits, I am thick, I can be the next Kate Upton, cuz that bitch is a cow and her mom and dad aren’t super famous people like mine”…and whatever is going on…I like it.

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