A few years ago, there was a track meet warm up video that went viral of an Australian hurdler named Michelle Jenneke…who with her biggest smile and some slow motion – became household…she looked hot and even I loved the video and I hate everything….and everyone…it’s kinda the only thing I do like… Well, after that video, people realized that without the smile, and the slow motion, she was just a fucking ogre of a woman…not nearly as hot as you’d think…all big and scary…and today…she’s in a bikini and from this angle, she’s hardly the monster I thought she was…
Here’s an everyday super hero, you know just some blue collar working in retail, and not even good retail, shitty hardware retail, helping assholes like you find the plungers to unclog your bourgeoisie life for 9 dollars an hour…adding more than just greeting you, giving you the daily flyer, or refusing to accept the used toilet seat you are trying to return cuz it couldn’t support your fat wife’s ass…but rather catching babies…even though babies are the worst, sent from hell to ruin your life…in a let it fall if it is your own, but save it if it is someone else’s kind of inspirational story…making me wonder if he got fired because touching babies is against store policy…
Rita Ora is some trash being packaged as the next Rihanna…at least she was for a minute and I am the only one who keeps on bringing that up because I haven’t got to know the “talent” behind Rita Ora…or taken the time to research what Rita Ora has been up to, because ultimately, I don’t give a fuck, and even if she was Rihanna, I couldn’t really be bothered…and I guess either could she, because she’s living in LA, and this is what she did Monday during the day, because being an aspiring singer with a record deal, doesn’t mean you actually work…other people do that for you while you tan your fat ass…in your bikini for instagram…and really..as long as there is a bikini involved…that’s working hard enough by my standards..I mean I don’t even bother putting on pants…too much effort. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know if these are pics of Emily Didonato or Samantha Gradoville or both..I just know that they are modelling some bikinis and that people come here to see pics of models in bikinis…so I am just giving you what you fucking want…I am accommodating like that… I do know that Emily Didonato is one of Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard, the one who came before Alyssa Miller, and that she may or may not have a penis, or at least stories of sticking penis like things inside Jake while watching Heath Ledger movies…when she wasn’t SHOWING NIPPLES FOR FASHION I also know Samantha Gradoville has been NAKED FOR FASHION TOO …. Making these pics of them…pretty fucking disappointing considering what they are willing to do…this is like fingering a girl who was into getting fucked up the ass and given a facial…only worse.
I don’t know if these are pics of Emily Didonato or Samantha Gradoville or both..I just know that they are modelling some bikinis and that people come here to see pics of models in bikinis…so I am just giving you what you fucking want…I am accommodating like that… I do know that Emily Didonato is one of Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard, the one who came before Alyssa Miller, and that she may or may not have a penis, or at least stories of sticking penis like things inside Jake while watching Heath Ledger movies…when she wasn’t SHOWING NIPPLES FOR FASHION I also know Samantha Gradoville has been NAKED FOR FASHION TOO …. Making these pics of them…pretty fucking disappointing considering what they are willing to do…this is like fingering a girl who was into getting fucked up the ass and given a facial…only worse.
OMG! Rihanna posted bikini pics. I feel ridiculous posting this shit like it is news, important, hot, or even relevant…the pics are from her instagram, they are boring, and the retired hooker turned popstar in them, has countless sluttier pics of herself, because craving and crying for that male attention is kinda what her crazy ex-hooker ass is into… I mean, I wonder what her Barbados sugar plantation slaves would think of all she’s done with their emancipation efforts back when they abolished slavery…They’d probably super stoked that one of their own could blossom into being a bigger spoiled brad with no respect than the plantation owner’s sociopathic daughter… The more I see her doing her thing, the more I think she’s one of the worst humans around…especially when everyone I know who knows her, or who have worked for her, or who have booked her, can’t stand anything about her….and the amount of people who know her, is surprisingly alot when you spend time in barbados…where everyone hates her…cuz “they just jealous”…or maybe cuz “she’s just a cunt”….
Everyone is probably over the “scandal” or controversy that came with Miley Cyrus while you came to her jacked up in her vagina leotard…and/or nipples…including Miley, who is just posting very wholesome pics of her enjoying a popsicle as young girls do…and there’s nothing suggestive or provocative implied with the way she wraps her lips around that chocolate looking phallus…nothing at all…
Here is a disappointed fat girl, which is actually pornography to me, because seeing a fat girl disappointed is the only joy I get in my married life. It is my passive aggressive way to deal with the hell that i am living…without actually choking a bitch out… So seeing a fat chick getting male attention only to find out he’s gay…which is the same reaction she had at the all you can eat buffet when they ran out of cheesecake…is pretty fucking amazing to me… No idea where this is from, but it plays with my emotions in a good way…
