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Doutzen Kroes in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Doutzen Kroes in a shoot by Michael Beauplet…it’s up on some hipster in her apartment high concept shit that isn’t really high concept at all but bitch is in panthose, gym socks and a fucking leotard spread eagled on the floor making it good enough for me… I mean if you look at anything, from Hollywood to fucking porn, photography to fashion…everyone has run out of ideas and it’s just one big perpetual idea wheel slowly turning so the repeat is spread out enough that people who notice don’t bother caring anymore cuz they’ve grown up and started families…you know have thrown away their lives and interests in exchange for a life of suburban lawn mowing out of touch hell… But I still like looking at babes posing…cuz I got nothing else going on.

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Fake Signer at the Mandela Memorial of the Day

This is going Viral today, and I guess I understand why, some dude trolled the Nelson Mandela memorial, not to be confused with the Howie Mandel memorial, even if Howie Mandel and his work is better off dead, while good comedy comes in the form of fake sign language at some international event… This dude owned not being qualified for the job, tricked people to get on TV, and delivered the whole time, not cracking and no one cross referenced his shit… This is up on some Jackass shit done, but so much better. I mean I know it’s South Africa, but it could happened..

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Chinese Teacher Giving Lessons of the Day

In China, the teachers are like the drunk mall Santa Claus…fucking pedophiles..at least if you if you think that spanking kinds in front of the class is something sexual and weird….when really it could just be teaching them a good old fashioned lesson…something that we don’t do here in America, because in America we’ve gone soft and don’t believe in doing anything controversial, or that isn’t politically correct… Not that I think spanking kinds like some pervert in class is awesome training for anything but turning them into hookers….but it is so weird it’s funny and that’s why I am posting it. Maybe you’re more into Business Suit Brawls..

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Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s Bikini Pics of the Day

This just in…new Mom’s in bikinis…definitely not my fetish. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Gisele Breast Feeding Pic of the Day

Here’s some pics of what may be a tranny pretending she is breast feeding a baby she bought on the internet to keep up appearances and so she can continue to get model work into her 40s…unless of course she is actual a chick and her being married to a jock who fucks his teammates in the shower and her hard angular face is just there to confuse us…but not too much…because she’s usually half naked and girls who are half naked usually don’t have faces… Well she’s one of those moms I love staring at in the coffee shop who feels the need to sharing their feeding with the world like some kind of exhibitionist hippie feminist freak so caught up in her own shit…that she thinks the rest of the world is into see it…you know she connects with her baby, thinks it’s a big thing, and shoves it down our throat like we were her baby and it was her nipple…and I am into it… Breast feeding…and breasts in general are normal…there’s no reason why they should ever be contained in a bra or shirt and they should always be out in public…whoever decided that they should be clothed or that breasts and breast feeding is perverted or weird is in fact the fucking weird one…so girls, be like Gisele, baby or lactating or not and do this every time I walk by, the world will be a happier place…

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Victoria’s Secret Models Backstage Twerking of the Day

Cara Delevingne posted this behind the scenes video from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that happened a month ago…and it’s of the models, all tall and lanky, trying to shake their asses in TWERK…despite not really having much ass…or real ability to twerk…like most white girls…and I find the whole thing amazing on mute -because they are a group of girls and you know how a group of girls get when in a room together…

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Muir-Way is the Very Merry Holiday Gift Idea of the Day

MUIR-WAY make some pretty amazing wall art for pretty much any room in your one room apartment…but more importantly, their wall art can be doubled as a great gift to pretty much anyone…even for those not into maps of national parks…cuz they look pretty cool and sometimes you don’t need to be a hippie granola weirdo to be down with national parks….sure I may not like nature, or hiking, and I prefer my national parks to be in map form…so I don’t have to fuck with nature….and creepy park rangers…that’s why MUIR-WAY is the only way… They are also a good way to decide where to hide the body… PHOTOS SHOT BY JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT GO AND GET YOURSELF SOME NATIONAL PARK MAPS CLICK HERE VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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Ali Lohan Sings for Youtube and It Freaks Me Out of the Day

This Ali Lohan singing video weirds me the fuck out…from start to finish…not because she can or can’t sing, I watched it on mute, because I don’t care to hear her sing…but because there’s really no reason for her to be doing this other than to draw unnecessary attention to herself and make people laugh..which would make me sad if I had a soul…but instead just makes me cringe thinking how unnecessary it was for her to put herself out there in the vicious world… I don’t need to mock her, or laugh, or ridicule her for trying to showcase anything, she’s just a girl with a dream, let her have it… It just makes me sad that her dream wasn’t working in retail or in a corporate job her sister hooks her up with because this is just awful across the board…all porny and uncomfortable..this isn’t going to end well for her…

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Ali Lohan Sings for Youtube and It Freaks Me Out of the Day

Lindsey Vonn’s Ripped Olympic for The Red Bulletin Body of the Day

Lindsay Vonn is an Olympian who has sex with Tiger Woods because I guess she likes billionaires whether they fuck hookers or not. I mean there could be way worse things in life than a billionaire who fucks hookers…like maybe a billionaire who fucks trannies…or a billionaire who fucks little kids…or a billionaire who murders homeless people and fucks their bodies who no one notices gone mission…. I mean, she’s a pro skier, and pro skiers, who are built like tanks kinda act like dudes and are around dudes all the time that they get dudes…because they are practically dudes….which may not be the hottest thing, but when showing up in lingerie, it doesn’t seem so bad…a thick and muscular and ready to throw down…all filled with testosterone… If anything the fact that she dates a dude to begin with is wild in and of itself…meaning she probably bangs the hookers with him…that’s why they work…and who are we to judge….and here she is doing some pre-Olympic media.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan was in Miami and I didn’t see her…even if she was accused of being involved in beating up Barron Hilton and other silly scandals…including a few bikini pics…I should have been there to witness in person since I am in Miami but I guess she lost my number… But at least I get to experience what she experienced in instagram…sure it’s not naked, sure it’s not even half naked, sure it’s not even hot and barely looks like Lohan, but as long as they say it’s her, and it’s on her instagram, it’s enough for me to feel like we were together…on more time…even when we weren’t’…I guess there’s always next time…ideally with more penetration, facials, full body massages…with happy beginnings and endings….

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