I am a firm believer that anytime of day is a good time for some Emily Ratajkowski nude pics, whether you can see her labia or not, I am still into this girl Kanye used to sleep with, before she got famous on her own for being naked… Sure, I know she’s just going to be an it girl for a minute and a half, but that minute and a half will be full of full breasts and that makes it a minute and a half I am totally down with being a part of…. I don’t know who took these pics, but I know I am looking at them…
People only like creepy sex offenders when they are famous, because when my neighbor bangs 16 year olds, and it is legal in Canada…he gets all kinds of looks, especially when trying to cross the border, at restaurants, etc… So, the story goes like this – 40 Year old Paul walker started dating some girl named Jasmine Pilchard-Gosneil 7 years ago.. The plot twist is that she’s on 23 now, meaning she was 16 when they first started hooking up…. Which to me makes perfect sense, because his fan base is 12-16…they are still young enough to have no taste in movies…so the girls throwing themselves at him are going to be that age…it’s the same logic as to why Barney the Purple Dinosaur raped little kids. It also makes sense to me because 16 year olds have tight bodies, I mean with the hormones in the food and periods at 4, 16 is the new 18, obviously…girls are so much more mature now…not that he needs mature since the foundation of his death was driving like a 16 year old…he knew better. You have no sympathy for a sex offender…and Paul Walker…is a sex offender…not that there is anything wrong with that…except when they move into your neighbourhood…and are registered… Being rich, famous, a teen heart throb, in his 30s, preying on a teen is pretty predatorily…whether they were “engaged” or not…but then again, he was Mormon and this is normal behavior for Mormons…who cares. Ok so Paul Walker wasn’t a sex offender…he was just mormon…I get it, he’s dead, who cares…I just like pointing fun post-death facts out. Leave me alone.
I guess the Catholic church is up to some kind of PR Stunt, you know trying to take away the fact that they are pedophiles, but rather put focus on good, if giving some random waiter 10,000 dollars for his cocaine addiction is really doing good… You know, let Santa be the pedophile for a change, and anonymous acts of kindness for the lord and saviour take some of the heat… Sure this could just be some kind of prank, but there’s an instagram floating around called TipsForJesus and it made me laugh, because looking at the receipts, I can’t help but wonder why whoever this holier than thou 10,000 dollar tipper is rocking’ out a 6,000 dollar bill before the tip at some Chicago restaurant in the first place…seems pretty excessive…like maybe there’s some serious drinking involved…and dude has money to throw around… Either way…it’s gone viral..because it’ a good heart warming story to idiots everywhere…. Visit the INSTAGRAM
I guess the Catholic church is up to some kind of PR Stunt, you know trying to take away the fact that they are pedophiles, but rather put focus on good, if giving some random waiter 10,000 dollars for his cocaine addiction is really doing good… You know, let Santa be the pedophile for a change, and anonymous acts of kindness for the lord and saviour take some of the heat… Sure this could just be some kind of prank, but there’s an instagram floating around called TipsForJesus and it made me laugh, because looking at the receipts, I can’t help but wonder why whoever this holier than thou 10,000 dollar tipper is rocking’ out a 6,000 dollar bill before the tip at some Chicago restaurant in the first place…seems pretty excessive…like maybe there’s some serious drinking involved…and dude has money to throw around… Either way…it’s gone viral..because it’ a good heart warming story to idiots everywhere…. Visit the INSTAGRAM
TMZ Servers couldn’t handle the flood of teens who want 40 year old cock…searching for answers when they reported that the people WHO DIED IN THIS CRASH were Paul Walker from Fast and the Furious fame… Paul Walker’s reps were reported to saying: On Saturday (November 30) the actor’s reps officially confirmed that Paul Walker is not dead. “He joins the long list of celebrities who have been victimized by this hoax. He’s still alive and well, stop believing what you see on the Internet,” they said. Some fans have expressed anger at the fake report saying it was reckless, distressing and hurtful to fans of the much loved actor. Others say this shows his extreme popularity across the globe. Because let’s face it, if it was a Hoax, they staged it to remind people who Paul Walker was and to remind people he existed… Or maybe it was a publicity stunt from “2 Fast 2 Furious – I’m 40 Why am I Still Doing these Movies oh right cuz they are the only jobs I get” thanks To Vin’ crush on me… What it comes down to is whether Paul Walker is Dead or Not…He might as well be…Since he barely exists. Seriously, who the fuck is Paul Walker and why does everyone care? Are we that starved for a celebrity death? Let’s hope for one who matters to actually die. RIP Motherfucker… Here’s a pic from the Car Accident he is rumored to have been in. Car’s don’t just blow up, so I am going to assume dude took his Fast and Furious training to the street and thought he was a professional racer, like a Soap Doctor performing surgery….apparently he wasnt’ driving. Oops. Confirmation…. Her even tweeted his own death notice: Death is never fun or funny. Drive safe and try to live forever. Remember 2 people died 2 soon. The driver of the car was named Roger Rodas.
This is an inspiring Thanksgiving video to ring in the Holiday season and bring in the holiday spirit of goodwill towards men and the black Friday sales…where you can save up to 50 dollars on a TV if you’re lucky… Where a group of civilians jump into icy waters to save an elderly woman who is stuck in the overturned car… Only for the cop, the trained professional to stand on the sidelines and watch, because it looked under control, as he chatted on his cellphone and the people handled the rescue as untrained professionals… I guess he didn’t want to get wet, he doesn’t get paid enough for that. What a jok, but in his defence aren’t all cops useless in their own right?
Oh shit…it’s it girl Cara Delevingne and she’s modelling some lingerie for La Perla… I don’t really give a fuck about her, I’m not all hung up on her like every company that hires her is….I only really think she’s got something to offer because she’s french, and not because of her look everyone is hooked on, because french girls have anal on the first date, that’s usually not even a date, but more of a meeting at a bar…and that’s some “we’re into sexual things as a culture because sex is awesome”…that I can appreciate…even if she’s not nude in these pics…and even if I don’t know who the other models are…they are still half naked and that’s worth looking at….even if she probably isn’t worth what she was paid to be in these pics we are looking at….
CAMILLE ROWE was a NAKED MODEL who Victoria’s Secret has abducted as they do when these topless models start getting traction…and now she’s all in bikinis and shit…not nude…forcing us to look at her face and realize she looks a lot like a giant penis… You see girls, being topless always makes you have a prettier face. It’s a fact. Stop the plastic surgery. Just go topless. Here’s the proof. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I read someone tweet about Selena Gomez doing this halftime show performance, and they were all offended that she got “Lip Plumper”….that I assume they were making reference to her face lips because every bitch, especially in Hollywood gets fillers to look more erotic…however in this case, thanks to her shorts that are one size too small and jacked up her BEIBER HOLE…they could be making reference to her other lips that along with her ass definitely look plump, but I doubt have anything to do with her taking a vacuum to them and everything to do with her just being a good eater. I’ve seen Springbreakers…I know what’s up…and I feel like emotionally eating your way through life after having experienced sex with Bieber is ok…because sometimes donuts are the only way out of rock bottom…even if the rumours that he’s got a huge dick are true…he’s still Justin Beiber and that’s gotta be the worst for a girl like Selena, who isn’t a Brazilian tranny, but a Disney star with options… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE While this was going on…Bieber, the penis that has been inside this camel toe’s bodyguard was harassing paparazzi in australia…
EMILY DiDonato was a TOPLESS MODEL … I would assume that she’s got a dick, because she did date Jake Gyellenhaal, and he’s a fucking woman, I know first hand…not because I’ve finger banged or prison raped him, I’ve just seen him throw a tantrum….and know that no grown man handles life like that. I guess it’s possible that Jake is doing sideline work making no-name models a little more household by pretending to fuck them… I guess it doesn’t matter…because here’s this one posing with Kate Upton, or is that a Kardashian, I can never tell farm animals apart, but this Emily chick is being the hot one in the pic so look at her, nothing else matters.
