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Courtney Stodden Hot in a Brunette Wig of the Day

Courtney Stodden may not be a mastermind, but I have been trying to be her next husband because she clearly has very little taste and does what she does for attention and strategyy to get in the tabloids…I don’t know what her end goal is, but I assume it’s get as many people to notice her as possible, because it feels nice being talked about…cuz I am pretty sure she made more money when she worked at the strip club before she changed her birth certificate to say she’s not 35. I’ve already submitted the proposal, pitch, business plan, etc…it’s with her people, and while I wait, I’ll stare at her sex doll sized tits posing in a brown wig being seductive and amazing on her quest of being a relevant irrelevant barbie doll no one wants to collect like a creepy diner working trailer park living 60 year old, but me..

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Exploding Whale or Kate Upton Beach Photoshoot of the Day

When I first saw this video I thought it was Kate Upton “bikini” model following her leader and “Anna Nicole Smithing” Herself…you know eating herself to death…only to explode during an SI shoot because SI hasn’t got the memo that bitch is a pig and they still think she sells magazines to people who think she’s hot…who also are people who don’t have computers…and in this generation people with no computers are the people who would find her hot..backwoods inbred illiterate hicks…it’s the only thing that makes sense. Turns out it’s just a whale exploding. It makes me want to do the deadly snake dance

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Exploding Whale or Kate Upton Beach Photoshoot of the Day

Exploding Whale or Kate Upton Beach Photoshoot of the Day

When I first saw this video I thought it was Kate Upton “bikini” model following her leader and “Anna Nicole Smithing” Herself…you know eating herself to death…only to explode during an SI shoot because SI hasn’t got the memo that bitch is a pig and they still think she sells magazines to people who think she’s hot…who also are people who don’t have computers…and in this generation people with no computers are the people who would find her hot..backwoods inbred illiterate hicks…it’s the only thing that makes sense. Turns out it’s just a whale exploding. It makes me want to do the deadly snake dance

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Vanessa Hudgens Ass for Marie Claire of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may have been fat and half naked in Spring Breakers while re-inventing her career from being a Disney molested kid raped by the industry and the execs hard enough that she knew how to take and leak nudes of her and her hairy little chipmunk vagina to the internet in protest… You know, the talk of the industry for a few days last year…after being the talk of the industry for a few years after the nudes were leaked… But now that it’s all said and done, she’s gotta master her hustle and figure out where to go, and luckily that involves this GIF made from the behind the scenes of some shoot in September…where she’s on her stomach, the position you want any chubby girl you’re fucking to be in, so that you don’t have to look at the wrinkle in time that is her belly.. Hot GIF… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miranda Kerr is Reaching…in a Skimpy Clothes of the Day

Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being a whore wife in a fake relationship with a gay guy who didn’t want people knowing he was gay because it is bad for the teen heartthrob marketing pitch….you know the kind of whore wife who fucks the neighbour’s kid and gets caught for it..only to have to story swept under the rug because a billion dollar brand with all kinds of power didn’t want that getting out…leaving Miranda Kerr scared, alone and even her boyfriend Bieber gave up on her and went the route of whores… So she did the only thing she could..and that’s rock a bikini or bra skimpier than any of the shit she ever wore for Victoria’s Secret…that will show them…even though we can just google you to see you nude you fucking model retard.

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Miranda Kerr is Reaching…in a Skimpy Clothes of the Day

Pillow Fight of the Day

Sure, this Pillow Fight would be a lot better if it involved college girls half naked jumping on beds in their cotton panties that showcase their vagina definition… Or if it THE OLYMPIC RUSSIA TWERK TEAM … But I am not really against seeing a girl annoying a dude to the point where he reaches his limit and sees nothing but red…because even if it’s staged…it’s funny.

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Nina Agdal in Some Behind the Scenes Pics of the Day

When I look at Nina Agdal, all I smell is Adam Levine’s left overs he forgot on the counter at one of his houses he hasn’t been in in the last 6 months…only to come back to and say “oh shit, remember when I ate that shit, it wasn’t good then, and it’s not good now that it’s rotten on my counter, stinking up my house, where’s the fucking Filipino maid, why did we allow this to happen”…but then again, I could just be smelling my own ass, I’m not one for Hygiene… But whatever the smell is, this retard faced awesome body ho, who prefers to be called a bikini model, does have a rocking’ body, and here it is behind the mother fuckin’ scenes… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Angelica is Amazing Babe of the Night

ANGELICA is a glorious angel sent from RUSSIA in the form of nude and amazing pics I want to get my tongue stuck in, if they weren’t on my screen but rather actually ANGELICA because this girl has got it going on…She proves with her Russian conviction, communist values, and hard work, that with the right level of effort, which is actually very little effort, she doesn’t even need to get dressed, but is still perfect. TO SEE MORE OF ANGELICA HARDCORE CLICK HERE

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Lamar Odom Rapping on Crack About Cheating on His Dude Wife of the Day

I hate talking about the Kardashians…the horrible fame whore family from hell that needs to blow the fuck up…and self destruct… But this video of Lamar Odom on crack rapping about Khloe Kardashian is funny…even if I think it’s a staged video… Because it’s not just safe to say that the Kardashians are ramping up for their Holiday Special…from releasing the Kanye Video, to Kim always being in see through shirts, to Kendall dropping nipples, to Bruce Jenner getting a sex change…it’s pretty much fact… Either way, it’s a good time…

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Irina Shayk Hot for 7 Hollywood Magazine of the Day

Irina Shayk is an great success story…from the horrible depths of ghetto broken down communism she rose like a mail order bride out of the ashes of the cold war…being sold to a modelling agency because she’s pretty much the hottest fucking thing around…and in being sold to a modelling agency…who then sold her to a pro athlete…who then sold her to SI Swimsuit…which has opened up tons of other campaigns…involving her hot ad fuck body and amazing face…despite knowing that like all Russians….she has no soul… This is the Human Trafficking success story of the day, the kind of story they always focus on the negative about…and now she’s in some Hollywood magazine…as good as always…I’m a fun..

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