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Candice Swanepoel and Martha Hunt in Possibly the Best Shoot Ever of the DAy

Here are Candice Swanepoel and Martha Hunt, two glorious models with amazing bodies who normally work for Victoria’s Secret because they are that good at being half naked, cuz even if Victoria’s Secret is a fucking scam, the girls the pull are pretty fucking good….and even better when modelling the way their immigrant tits were supposed to…and that’s naked or half naked…or more naked than photoshopped bras and bikinis…we’re used to seeing them in… Now I think Candice is almost fucking perfect…making this the highlight of my otherwise depressing horrible day…and it’s not even really a highlight but more of a depressing reminder that my wife is an obese pig and more importantly, that Candice isn’t the girl who’s face I spit on when I fuck… Here are the pics.

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Addison Timlin for Esquire of the Day

Addison Timlin got cast to be the tits in Californication that I am sure I have posted in my Addison Timlin Archive that I wasn’t aware I had…because I though I had never heard about her before…but the truth is I just didn’t remember…because her career is about as relevant of being tits on Californication a few times…a gig you know she got thinking this was her big break…since everyone watches that show..but that happened 2 years and a half years ago and has really not got her any other jobs…except maybe this shoot for Esquire…because maybe she’s up to something, maybe her Publicist pulled favors to keep Addison happy…or maybe…because any girl willing to get naked on TV for her career that hadn’t even started was the perfect level of hollywood desperate..who moved there to get famous..and would do anything to get famous…as to not crawl back home with her tail between her legs…rather than showing her tits once she was established…because she’s just not that talented…even if showing her tits to get ahead is talent to me… Here she is for Esquire…who cares. To see pics of her tits from Californication CLICK HERE

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Cameron Diaz Lookin’ Old on Set of the Day

Cameron Diaz is old as fuck…which is convenient because what is also old as fuck is remaking a movie..even if it is a classic…every 10 years for a new younger audience..when they can put money into developing new story lines and new classics for generations to come…ideally starring role models like Miley Cyrus…not haggard corpse women in their 40s who think they are still 20… This entire thing offends except for her shorts…those I kinda like To see the rest of the pics click here

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Cameron Diaz Lookin’ Old on Set of the Day

Dogs VS Asshole of the Day

I have this theory that dogs are people too, because they possess the qualities humans aspire to have, from shitting in public, to kicking’ it all day like they are homeless..only to be fed, taken care of not to mention they are loyal, live and die for the pack, and are just ridiculously sweet and cute…and make men with no soul..or tarnished soul…blackened and broken souls…learn to love a living thing again…. So seeing a dude kick a dog, makes me mad, but seeing the dogs scare the asshole like a bitch, makes it better….I like seeing the underdog win…

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Dogs VS Asshole of the Day

I have this theory that dogs are people too, because they possess the qualities humans aspire to have, from shitting in public, to kicking’ it all day like they are homeless..only to be fed, taken care of not to mention they are loyal, live and die for the pack, and are just ridiculously sweet and cute…and make men with no soul..or tarnished soul…blackened and broken souls…learn to love a living thing again…. So seeing a dude kick a dog, makes me mad, but seeing the dogs scare the asshole like a bitch, makes it better….I like seeing the underdog win…

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Izabel Goulart Workout Video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

In case you were wondering…the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that is going to be on TV in an hour long infomercial to get all the fat Americans brainwashed into buying Victoria’s Secret product for their fat wives this Christmas through the babes they have wearing the products…babes you all love…because that’s what they want you to do… And Izabel Goulart, Brazilian fit as fuck, amazing creature I would sing love songs to, if only there wasn’t a language barrier keeping our love from materializing, because you know it is our language is the only thing getting between us…the one thing preventing our genitals from being one – hoping I accidentally knock her up and not the fact that she’s a fit as fuck amazing Victoria’s Secret model…who gets hit up all day from top level humans…making her too cool for fat, drunk mexican dudes who run sleazy websites that 4 people read…in Canada…seriously… That said, here’s her working out prepping in ways that touch my soul…and by soul I mean penis…no wait that’s me touching my penis…but I blame this video.

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Izabel Goulart Workout Video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

Izabel Goulart Workout Video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

In case you were wondering…the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that is going to be on TV in an hour long infomercial to get all the fat Americans brainwashed into buying Victoria’s Secret product for their fat wives this Christmas through the babes they have wearing the products…babes you all love…because that’s what they want you to do… And Izabel Goulart, Brazilian fit as fuck, amazing creature I would sing love songs to, if only there wasn’t a language barrier keeping our love from materializing, because you know it is our language is the only thing getting between us…the one thing preventing our genitals from being one – hoping I accidentally knock her up and not the fact that she’s a fit as fuck amazing Victoria’s Secret model…who gets hit up all day from top level humans…making her too cool for fat, drunk mexican dudes who run sleazy websites that 4 people read…in Canada…seriously… That said, here’s her working out prepping in ways that touch my soul…and by soul I mean penis…no wait that’s me touching my penis…but I blame this video.

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Izabel Goulart Workout Video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

Iggy Azalea Checking Out Her Vag Pic of the Day

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Iggy Azalea Checking Out Her Vag Pic of the Day

Iggy Azalea Checking Out Her Vag Pic of the Day

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Iggy Azalea Checking Out Her Vag Pic of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is the Next Princess Diana of the Day

I don’t know if hugging a crying kid at a movie premiere for your massive francish with your short hair has anything to do with being the next Princess Diana…or even being a hero celebrity who cares about her fans…because if she ignored that kid it’d be a horrible look for her and she’s aware that she can’t have that…even though she’s already won the Oscar and could be a good time to Tatum O’Neil her shit and hit rock bottom….it will happen, it always does…but in the mean time here she is good-deeding….but the media fucking loves this shit…and so will you especially if you’re into infantilism….imagining you’re the kid and she’s tucking’ your weirdo ass in.

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