I don’t know if hugging a crying kid at a movie premiere for your massive francish with your short hair has anything to do with being the next Princess Diana…or even being a hero celebrity who cares about her fans…because if she ignored that kid it’d be a horrible look for her and she’s aware that she can’t have that…even though she’s already won the Oscar and could be a good time to Tatum O’Neil her shit and hit rock bottom….it will happen, it always does…but in the mean time here she is good-deeding….but the media fucking loves this shit…and so will you especially if you’re into infantilism….imagining you’re the kid and she’s tucking’ your weirdo ass in.
Ashley Sky is a big deal on the instagram…everyone loves her on instagram…at least and since instagram is the best model agency ever…her old looking’ face and amazing looking ass has finally made it…because I noticed the people or person who chooses the girls for SI Swimsuit follow her…coupled with a post she made about her dreams coming true..means she’ll likely be in it this year…along with Emily Ratajkowski…unless Kate Upton eats them like they were her feelings…which will happen…w
Mom Lily Allen who hated me enough to block me on Twitter years ago for mocking her miscarriage because I was pretty sure it was an abortion…but after years of reflection…I guess I could have been wrong, since she’s had a bunch of kids since, and I’m not just saying that cuz her body looks like she did…I am saying it cuz she referenced it in her song…a song about how she hates the media’s expectations of her…that co-stars some awesome models and twerking ….even if the twerking involves Lily Allen learning how to twerk…the champagne spanking is hotness…but then again, like the rest of the world…I love fat ass…these girls are hot…I mean except for Lily Allen, but she did cast them,…so I guess I have to like her, even if I hate her….and everything she represents….
Kendall Jenner is a rich kid….she’s got an instagram…so it’s only natural she’d post her ass in a rich kid of instagram style picture I mean she may or may not be the one producing the Rich Kids of Instagram reality show in the works..because she is the queen rich kid of Instagram…not the richest…but up there with the loudest and most obnoxious…it’s not her fault…it’s a family thing…and I’d totally K-Fed her if they were looking to throw a wrench in the storyline of their shit show…
Her name is CLOVER …and she must be FOUR LEAFED because looking at her naked makes me feel like the luckiest drunk green midget around…I mean…I guess if I was actually the luckiest drunk midget she’d be in my bed, sitting on my face, singing me Irish lullabies, not that she’s even irish, and either am I, but for tonight…at 3 am…I can be whatever the fuck I want…as I look at this masterpiece of a model…all naked…and shit…and you should be too… TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE Via X-Art
Her name is CLOVER …and she must be FOUR LEAFED because looking at her naked makes me feel like the luckiest drunk green midget around…I mean…I guess if I was actually the luckiest drunk midget she’d be in my bed, sitting on my face, singing me Irish lullabies, not that she’s even irish, and either am I, but for tonight…at 3 am…I can be whatever the fuck I want…as I look at this masterpiece of a model…all naked…and shit…and you should be too… TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE Via X-Art
It is safe to say that this is a total mis-use of EmRata’s tits…because they are fantastic, normally nude, and really the reason she’s seen any of the success she’s seen, thanks to one major video set to one of the most annoying songs ever to be on the radio on repeat…all the fucking time…making me want to kill whatever rhymes with hug me… However, she is still a fantastic looking piece of woman, that I would like to take on a date this weekend, but she doesn’t respond to my emails, tweets and attempts to make her fall in love with me, I guess I am going to have to do things the old fashion way and park my van outside her house to take what is rightfully mine…even if her fake lips are hilariously silly….and that is her love…she just doesn’t know it yet…and I am going to do that through song and interpretive dance….ladies love interpretative dance…trust me…
The EMAs, which I guess stand for European Music Awards, even though they would be more fun if they stood for Enormous Mom Anus, because moms with big anuses have a shitty end of the deal…cuz they also have Enormous Mom Vagina…none of this has anything to do with Miley but as far as I’m concerned it is just as relevant… You see, a child star who was robbed of her youth, and who is trying to make the world think she’s hard because she smokes weed in Amsterdam, like every college kid on their Euro tour, and like every grandma on her European Cruise, only on TV, in more of a “Fuck you I’m a Rebel” kind of way…trying to get street cred she’ll never get cuz she’s Miley Fucking Cyrus…a pop tart who sold out before she got her fucking period… So real gangster shit, would be smoking heroin up on stage…while shitting herself or on someone…in some G.G. Allin inspired real publicity stunt… This Disney caliber “i smoke weed, I’m so hood” shit needs to be squashed with a fucking Hollywood Hills drive by…. Fuck this bitch…even though I’d like to fuck this bitch. Romantically like I was Kevin Federline investing in my retirement. I’m not impressed, but I still like what I see, because it’s better than Disney stars staying Disney. Here’s her ass that needs more squats, deadlifts and lunges…and if you can see past that you will also see she’s an outty not an inny… Here are pics of her in a Pac and Biggy Dress that’s pretty revealing – cuz she’s gangsta CLICK HERE
There’s always a level of funny when someone who thought they were so important, like Heidi Montag, who would do insane things like get ridiculous amounts of surgery to look like a Barbie Doll, is forgotten for a few years and decides the only storyline people will notice is if it involves downsizing her broken, sad, failure tits to a smaller implant size, because maybe, just maybe, some asshole with a site will find it absurd, pathetic and funny enough to post the “after” photoshoot…like her tits, or her fucking matter…so she was on a massive reality show, like all reality shows, bitch is forgotten…as she pushes 35…and remains a talentless hack…with an overbearing weirdo husband…who she is only with because she’s still living in the fantasy bubble of her shitty fucking 4 minute long career…fuck this bitch…literally..with my mouth…I would totally try to home wreck just for the sake of telling people I fucked Heidi Montag…10 years after she died… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux are in some banned from the American movie theatre movie from France that is no longer banned in American movie theatres because it involves lesbian sex, which funny enough is actually a G-Rated kids movie for the Holiday season in france, not that France has any movie rating when it comes to sex, but they generally like to ease their sluts in training with lesbian porn…before bringing out the penetration…they save that for their 13th Birthday, it’s the Parisan Bar Mitzvah… I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am onto something…
