I didn’t bother watching this video…but I do know that it is some kind of celebration in irrelevant tits that have a fan base because they are tits but that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things because when your talent is having tits, especially ones you bought, you are easily replaced by other girls, younger and fresher with better tits…and this celebration has baked goods to celebrate…apparently…if you consider whipped cream baked goods….I call it….fame whores fame whoring..
Sometimes all you need to motivate yourself is pictures of some Russian mail order bride who scammed her way into celebrity with her vagina…that I assume is a magical place her boyfriend never touched…because he’s gay…but he paid her off to not tell anyone by getting her in SI and giving her the American Dream all Russian girls want…and deserve because I guess during communism rule…all the ugly ones died off mysteriously as they were crafting an amazingly hot nation…I mean if pictures of babes don’t depress you while you’re either laying in bed jerking off to them..knowing you will never fuck them…or at work making money for your fat wife you knocked up to be conventional to spend all your shitty money… TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE
Toni Garrn had sex with Leo…or at least he hired her to be his Model girlfriend for a week or two like she was a hooker, because if handled properly models are hookers, it just depends who’s paying and how much… I’ve heard he doesn’t even bang these girls, he just likes them around and likes the press he gets, and doesn’t even talk to them, and uses them as people to just shit on and ignore, but I heard that from one of the girls he hired to be in his entourage and she was probably just bitter she was there for scenery and not a main bitch… Either way, Toni, unlike Tony Danza, is modelling underwear for H&M, in catalog pics that suck, even if she doesn’t…
Terry Richardson shot Gisele and her Brazilian implants because like all Brazilians she was born with a penis…and she’s posing with Daft Punk…the producers of the most commercial electronic music that even your grandmother sings along like she was rolling on Molly at the Rave that isn’t really a rave because it is corporate sponsored and not an underground warehouse party you had to sneak into like it was the 90s…you know an actual rave…but we’ll like the Frat Boys and College kids who are obsessed with electronic dance music think what they are doing is wild and crazy and wild…and not the equivalent of going to the fucking mall….while I remain a bigger old timer who doesn’t give a fuck where the girls are getting fucked up..so that I can move in on them and have my way with them…with my penis…and the reality is that rave being mainstream brings out hotter pussy…all those girls who woulda shopped at The Gap in the 90s too conservative to get high and fuck in a after hour bathroom …are now raging in American Apparel…getting fucked on the dance floor…evolution isn’t all that bad…
I am going to turn this site into a Rihanna fan site…because she does things like drinking dranks out of High Heel Shoes…while in Barbados getting “turnt up” with her family and friends who secretly hate her and her success…except maybe for the few who directly benefit off it…. This is some top level luxury shit, you know being able to drink out of shoe at her own will, rather than for some weird old creepy British man who was paying her to do it while he masturbated, back when she was a tween prostitute…something I keep mentioning because people in Barbados have told me it over and over again, but no one listens… But also because, old creepy rich British dudes and their obscure sexual ambiguous preferences and habits make me laugh…they are some of the weirdest around…boom.
The best thing about being drunk is if you’re a mayor of a Canadian city you can blame it for your crack smoking, if you’re a pervert you can blame it for cheating on your wife / fucking a fat chick…you can blame it on your DUI…it is really the answer to all your problems and people accept it as a valid excuse because they’ve been drunk too… In this dude’s case, it’s the reason he got to pee in the garbage can at a convenience store…something I am sure at least one of you wanted to do…but wasn’t drunk enough to do it… Liquid courage baby…it’s our life line…
The best thing about being drunk is if you’re a mayor of a Canadian city you can blame it for your crack smoking, if you’re a pervert you can blame it for cheating on your wife / fucking a fat chick…you can blame it on your DUI…it is really the answer to all your problems and people accept it as a valid excuse because they’ve been drunk too… In this dude’s case, it’s the reason he got to pee in the garbage can at a convenience store…something I am sure at least one of you wanted to do…but wasn’t drunk enough to do it… Liquid courage baby…it’s our life line…
I’m going to let you motherfuckers sit on this one for a while, take it all in, so that you really understand what’s going on in the world of Child Bride Courtney Stodden, who is debatably in her 40s…. After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug have decided to become legally separated. This is a mutual and amicable decision that they’re making together. As you know, Courtney was married at a young age. Now, at nineteen, she’s interested in exploring life as an unmarried single young adult — with the freedom to explore her independence. Doug supports Courtney 100%. The two will share custody of their precious pup, Dourtney, remain living in the same house [for now] in separate bedrooms, and Doug will be co-managing Courtney’s career. “We love each very much, want for each other’s happiness, and will continue being the best of friends for life”. — Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden They will be ok guys…don’t worry…and I expect great things from her, she has her whole life ahead of her, and dudes everyone be warned, don’t fall in love with a young girl, they will use you to get ahead and break you in two…along the way…but sometimes…like with Courtney Stodden it is worth it. My life goal has just become…making Stodden love me…we are a great American love story waiting to happen…I just regret ditching her Halloween party as invited to..that was capitalizing on the rebound fail number 1…but I will bounce back… This whole thing is ridiculous, in a good way…
I’m going to let you motherfuckers sit on this one for a while, take it all in, so that you really understand what’s going on in the world of Child Bride Courtney Stodden, who is debatably in her 40s…. After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug have decided to become legally separated. This is a mutual and amicable decision that they’re making together. As you know, Courtney was married at a young age. Now, at nineteen, she’s interested in exploring life as an unmarried single young adult — with the freedom to explore her independence. Doug supports Courtney 100%. The two will share custody of their precious pup, Dourtney, remain living in the same house [for now] in separate bedrooms, and Doug will be co-managing Courtney’s career. “We love each very much, want for each other’s happiness, and will continue being the best of friends for life”. — Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden They will be ok guys…don’t worry…and I expect great things from her, she has her whole life ahead of her, and dudes everyone be warned, don’t fall in love with a young girl, they will use you to get ahead and break you in two…along the way…but sometimes…like with Courtney Stodden it is worth it. My life goal has just become…making Stodden love me…we are a great American love story waiting to happen…I just regret ditching her Halloween party as invited to..that was capitalizing on the rebound fail number 1…but I will bounce back… This whole thing is ridiculous, in a good way…
Traci Lords is the kind of pornstar I like…classic…an innovator but more importantly a shit disturber…teen runaway at 15…only to turn to porn…only to announce on her 18th birthday that she wasn’t 18 when she shot all those porns…making her a kiddie porn star…and the people who shot her getting fucked…as the barely legal who was not legal…kiddie pornographers in a time when the industry already got so much heat…that’s like some broken girl punk rock shit that I think leads to an interesting existence…an existence that has brought her to this…even Terry Richardson saw her at….she looks 90, is actually 45, because that’s the porn aging formula…I’m still a fan of all she represents…I want to be her friend…with my mouth. Here’s a classic porn of hers NSFW
