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7 Amish Girls – 1 Bike Erotica of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Call me sick and twisted, but I’ve always been into Amish girls… Partially, because they have no access to modern technology and after spending anytime with anyone under 80 years old, you’ll see just how fucking annoying modern technology is as the bitches google themselves, selfie and even get hit up by other dudes while you’re with them, instead of them giving you their undivided attention that they are supposed to… Partially, because growing up Amish, must be some fucking crazy psychological trip…that makes a bitch far crazier in bed and in life when you get at her because she’s been missing out on so much and when not distracted by TV and other bullshit, but rather forced to milk cows and do that kind of bullshit…I feel like sexually, magic happens…or at least magic can happen because their naive selves can easily be tricked… Here are 7 Amish Girls on 1 Bike…hotness…just wish I could sniff that dairy off those seats….

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Eniko Mihalik Bush for LUI of the Day

Posted on October 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If I could have sex with a magazine without it being weird, or painful, it would be LUI magazine, not that I buy magazines, or know where to buy magazines out of France, but because they take really awesome nude pics of models who have been nude before…but are nude again…and when their is hipster fashion bush involved…I can’t help but be sold on it.. Her name is Eniko Mihalik…and she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…but on her sideline work…she gets totally fucking naked…which makes her an actual angel…and not the kind of Angel Victoria’s secret has been lying to us about all these years…

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#Hashtag of the Day

Posted on October 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

#dontmindmybaldspot

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Ariana Grande Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Posted on October 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s the very wholesome, at least in the way she’s marketed, because no girl in Hollywood, or even in the LA area is wholesome, they are all broken down fame whores, Ariana Grande having a shitty Upskirt, that I think is an up skirt, but can’t be too fucking sure is an up skirt…but is still awesome…because there is no such thing as a shitty up skirt…although not all are created equally, they are all worth staring at until you start feeling awkward about staring at the shit for that long…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Lena Dunham Milks her Mother of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lena Dunham may be a talented writer, she may have great concepts and a great sense of humour, but the fact remains that she is disgusting and if her parents were not in the New York art scene and she wasn’t some little rich kid hipster with a trust fund, the only people who would be reading her writing would be her cats and maybe her vibrator…or even some socially awkward dude who probably raped at least one person because getting with her requires sexual deviance….but that’s not the lottery ticket she was given…the lottery ticket she was given involved getting her projects funded and sold…and she became figurehead for ugly chicks to think it’s ok to be ugly, and that you’ll get on TV if you’re ugly, thanks to this whole anti-Cyberbullying bullshit…to make the losers feel like winners…even though society was built on survival of the fittest… Here she is with her mother, or what you’d expect her mother to look like, if you didn’t know that her mother is some well connected Kris Jenner who made Lena Dunham exist, probably out of guilt for the nuclear meltdown that was her and her husbands genetic incompatibility

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More Hookers for Hooker Water of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is a water company…that has been putting out weird publicity stunt marketing material that is hardly publicity stunt shit but more just girls posing with their water…but not just any girls…actual hookers…sure not the traditional standing on the side of the road hookers…but hookers nonetheless who get naked on for low level media…like Playboy who will pay anyone to get naked…and in their twisted minds…this is just commercial modelling to add to their portfolio of low quality “we need naked bitches” work…and it is cheesy, boring, uninteresting…even for a water ad..but it’s sure as hell better than Jennifer Aniston for Smart water…. Here are the hookers and their hooker water. Their names…Masha Lund and Emma Hernan….

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Adrienne Bailon in a Bathing Suit for a Charity of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I only make fun of celebrities…because I think everyday girls who don’t necessarily aspire to be famous…and even if they do aspire to be famous but aren’t famous…are ok…even if they are awkwardly shaped…it’s the ones who make millions off their shit that make me mad… That’s the general misconception the lesbians don’t understand about what I do…I tear apart bitches who have won the lottery…I don’t hit instagram and tell off everyday girls and make fun of their GUNTS, or their Sloppy tits, or their cellulite ass…because they aren’t marketed as being perfect celebrities or reaping the rewards… So despite this Adrienne Bailon having a wikipedia, she’s in her 30s, and pretty much probably makes less money than you for her “celebrity”…slotting her into a normal…at a charity…in a bathing suit…and we like charitable people helping the world…especially when it requires stripping down and getting wet… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Emily O’Hara is Today’s Page 3 Tits of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is some useless Glamour model…named Emily O’Hara….who gets topless so I guess she’s not all that useless because being a Glamour model is a real job…even if it is a low level job that requires only one real talent…showing your big old tits…even if you don’t have a hot face…because tits are all you fucking need to get this job done…and I hate on the low level modelling that this is…but at the same time it tricks simple minded chicks, who probably wouldn’t have been getting topless in the first place, to re-think their life goals, leading to getting topless, because it’s a hell of a lot better than working the cash at the grocery store, or whatever Emily O’Hara was doing pre-getting topless in Page 3…and really what it all comes down to is simple….TITTIES!!!

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Genevieve Morton Instagram Round-Up of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Genevieve Morton is an SI Model from South Africa who is built to fill out a bikini…something that usually offends me when it is Kate Upton being milked like the cow that she is because she gets hits…but for some reason that I don’t mind when it is imported from South Africa…a country where having a body means you’re rich…while 90 percent of the population are dying of AIDS in their tribal village…it is a sign of fertility and loveliness that I would like to bury my mouth into….

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Pornstar Skin Diamond Shot by Terry Richardson of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t even know who Skin Diamond is but apparently I follow her on Instagram and she’s represented by a porn agency some of my friends are represented by…so I guess it’s safe to say she too is a pornstar…but maybe I am just basing that on her dirty sounding name….Skin Diamond…I don’t even know what the fuck that is, but it sounds like a nice way to name your genital wart, or really any growth…because diamonds are elegant…and lovely… I mean if she is in fact a pornstar, these pics won’t really interest you because you can just google her and find her getting slammed and broken apart by massive porn cock….I’d do the work for you, but I prefer napping.

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