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Izabel Goulart Boxing is the Hottest Shit Ever of the Day

What a fucking babe…Izabel Goulart is probably best known for being a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who either got fired or escaped from Victoria’s Secret, even though I didn’t think they really let any of their immigrant models escape…kinda like a communist regime, only the half naked version, mainly because I thought they abducted these girls from their mother countries, killed off their families and Castro’ed them in the most Glamorous way, by holding them captive…only letting them out to model underwear…that or they were fucking robots because girls generally don’t look like this… While since that Victoria’s Secret stint, she’s gone onto be the fittest body on instagram, and I love watching her updates, because she’s hot as fuck, especially when kick boxing… I’m into this.

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Ireland Baldwin Twerk of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is my best internet friend even though she ignores me..because she produces creative and artistic masterpieces of her twerking up against a statue like she’s in some kind of rap video, or Miley Cyrus, or pretty much any girl between the ages of 14 and 35 who know what twerking is…it’s gone mainstream… Even I have a twerk video on worldstar hip hop… And it’s hot…and Ireland knows it…that’s why she’s doing it…cuz fame is based on how many followers you have yo’…it’s a new generation…fuck being on TV and internet…let people obsess over your life…something I am into doing…at least when it is like this…cuz I think it is glorious…and I’m ready to be invited to her 18th birthday party… Her caption was I hate when this happens”, which makes it all so much better…this Ireland girl is good..she’s got it figured out.

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Kris Jenner is Showcases the Flaw in Social Media of the Day

The flaw in social media is that a devil hooker who sells her kids off for her own personal gold digging fame….can post half naked bikini pics of herself…even if it is something no one really wants to see because she is the vagina that shat out some of the worst fucking humans to grace the earth…even if their pay check tells a different story… Now that’s not to say she looks bad for a 100 year old…I mean it’s just to say that I would totally K-Fed her if that damn menopause wasn’t standing int he way…. Remember…this is either photoshopped or proof that she’s a demon sent from hell trying to win us over… Stop masturbating to this…seriously…it’s weird….

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The Emmys Happned of the Day

Wow…I had no idea the Emmys were happening…or happened…because I am the worst celebrity blogger in the history of celebrity bloggers…but more importantly…I generally don’t give a fuck about any of this shit…and I am just more into mocking these assholes….because they aren’t as good as they think they are…and they aren’t as hot as they think they are…and they are paid a lot of fucking money and sucked up to by so many people who shouldn’t suck up to them…because they don’t deserve to be sucked up to…in this weird eco-system or micro society of fucking insanity…that makes no sense…but that the public eats up because the public are fucking retards…overworked, in debt and too tired to realize the lie… I mean they even have their own fucking award shows celebrating their lives and their work…even though their bank accounts and easy living should celebrate that shit enough for them…it’s so arrogant, pretentious, pompous and I hate everything about it.. The money that went into this…is money that could be applied to so many useful things…things that aren’t random awards for idiots who already won… They celebrated Heidi Klum, I mean really? What kind of award show is this shit… The highlight, as far as I’m concerned is this pic of Sarah Highland… CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE WINNERS AND ALL THE BITCHES IN DRESSES

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Selena Gomez Intentional Vagina Flash of the Day

It’s safe to say that anything this pop tart, candy coated, commercial puppet, with a team of advisors behind her, who make a lot of money off her…from being the vagina that Bieber pretended to have sex with, to being the girl in Spring Breakers in a bikini, to flashing her twat on stage…it’s all fabricated bullshit that they are staging for people to talk about her…because that way they make more stupid money….and I am totally into this kind of on stage behavior… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

After talking to more than just my pug for the first time in a long time yesterday, I learned that people actually hate Miley Cyrus…Hip Hop heads think she’s ruining hip hop, even though they acknowledge that hip hop is dead, perverts think she’s ruining twerking because her ass looks like it is melting, parents think she’s ruining their kids because they grew up watching her Hannah Montana, but I think she’s perfect…using her money to make rap producer friends who love getting paid and don’t consider it selling out to be on a Miley Track…she’s dressing sluttier than ever, and despite not having the best ass, the rest of her is lean and good to look at….I mean I am sure she’s a useless cunt who has no respect for anything….because she’s just that spoiled but… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Elisabetta Canalis in Lingerie of the Day

The good thing about being one of George Clooney’s hookers, is that when he fires you can move onto model lingerie for some shitty company for very little money but for the adoration of perverts everywhere because it’s way better than being the beard to some famous rich actor who could have provided you with the best fucking life ever, but instead disposed of you… As far as I’m concerned, if she’s not good enough for Clooney than she’s not good enough for me…but her ass is good enough for me to stare at.

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Natalie Dormer For Esquire of the DAy

She’s some 31 year old from Game of Thrones and she;’s looking kinda hot…even if she’s from the UK and statistically not hot…the photographer managed to pull it together for her in a way her virgin nerds fans who watch Game of Thrones will be able to jerk off to her, even if they had no problem jerking off to her in her sci/fi fantasy hustle, because let’s face it, that’s kinda what virgin look for in a girl…because sci/fi fantasy is all they know or care about….. I know Game of Thrones is mainstream as shit and suburbanites watch the shit too, but when it comes to Fantasy, it’s alway more fun to single out the virgins…

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Chrissy Teigen Titty for Twitter of the Day

This picture makes me laugh, because Chrissy Teigen has been trying so fucking hard to be famous for the last few years. From being engaged to some Grammy winning musician, to scamming her way onto the pages of SI, to hustling twitter harder than an attention seeking tween…but nothing’s really worked out for her…she’s still just the Wifey only a handful of people give a fuck about…and a few other people stare at when pics come along…. So she’s taken a page out of the Emily Ratajkowski’s hustle, because it worked for Emily Ratajkowski, because Emily Ratajkowski has a bit of fucking vision and substance and figured out the formula early on…not to mention she’s hotter, not a bottom feeder and consistent in her delivery…you know doing things she liked doing, not scared to be naked, and boom she’s gone viral… Something Chrissy Teigen obviously thinks is can bull off and that maybe it will change things for her…but the fact is..no one really fucking cares…she should just get knocked up and gold dig like she’s supposed to.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s See Through Dress of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski has made it. She’s officially bi-coastal. A working model who isn’t getting naked for free or for exposure anymore like she used to and despite that shit getting to her head, making her think her tits are more important than they actually are, because they are getting paid and noticed and loved by everyone from A-Listers to you assholes jerking off in your mom’s basement… She’s been at this shit a long time, even though she’s in her early 20s, and she did shit properly…and she still looks good enough for me to stare at…even if I’ve quit her and stopped writing her love songs…because I get bored when the desperation leaves the equation… Here she is in some see through dress at fashion week…and her fake lips look hilarious.

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