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Toni Braxton’s Dress Falls Off on Stage of the Day

Toni Braxton is alive…and practicing one of her earlier rolls as a stripper…a stripper they want you to think was discovered when she was singing to herself as she was “Pumping Gas”…which I am guessing is code for rubbing her asshole on a dude’s leg for 10 dollars a song…but that’s just because it’s more fun than thinking about Toni Braxton pumping gas, especially when it is in reference to her dress melting away in the least erotic fucking way possible where she awkwardly dances with a dude in her leotard, hoping no one will notice, but I guess someone noticed, since it ended up on TMZ…which was convenient since before her dress fell off no one remembered Toni Braxton ever was… I call this…unbreak her dress…she looks better that way…. Here’s the video TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Tara Reid is in a Bikini in Ibiza of the Day

Tara Reid is an angel sent from heaven, and by heaven I mean some perpetual Spring Break in the sky, that is always eternal, and filled with fat necked dudes and fake titty bitches, like a Vegas pool party, where all walks of life, usually horrible places, come to live out their celebrity fantasies like they were J.Lo…by the pool, listening to bad music, wearing shitty bikinis, looking’ awesome with their ravaged fake lip plastic surgery…all wasted as fuck looking for rich dudes to fuck because rich dudes have bottles for them to drink and fun hotel rooms to get smashed in… I mean I don’t think it’s a horrible life, it’s better than any movie she’s been in, even though she may or may be a little old for this, but sometimes it doesn’t take throwing away your youth, having kids who rob your life to make you the 60 year old in the Foam party rocking’ a Glowstick to Daft Punk…sometimes you can just never bow down from the college days… I still think she looks good in a bikini, but in my defence, I’ve had sex with sandwich meat before…and it wasn’t even fresh.

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Helen Flanagan’s Topless Hustle of the Day

Helen Flanagan is the future…I am not sure what that even means or if it is a reference point to us all being doomed because girls are so hung-up on fame and male attention, and not even the typical girls you’d assume would be hung up with male attention, you know the ones with daddy issues…but rather every fucking girl with a cell phone taking camera phone pics for guys to give them likes…and sometimes herpes…if they are lucky enough to make the ill decision of going to meet their biggest fans…because everyone wants to be Famous for nothing, you know, appreciated for their tits, where all they need to do is bow down and out of a traditional TV role level of fame and say to the world “Hey look at me, I’ve got tits”…it’s kinda insane, but it makes for dumb bitches and dumb bitches make for decent blow jobs, but in then again, I’ve never had a blow job I didn’t like, even a shitty blow job is good, so being a vapid cunt who only cares about getting naked on the internet, isn’t a pre-requisite, it just makes jerking off to them easier…and here’s a topless pic I guess this nobody is proud of, probably not as proud as her parents when she said “I’m quitting my well paying TV gig on a national Soap to take off my shirt”…I mean assuming she’s got Parents… It’s the Glamour model generation and I like it.

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Lourdes Leon – Madonna’s Daughter – Rockin’ Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, who you know is ridiculously spoiled, thanks to Madonna being totally delusional, but more importantly rich as fuck and I wouldn’t put it past any of them to assume these overly perky tits are in fact implants, because rich kids everywhere, even here, are getting implants for their 16th birthday instead of their own BMW and their parent’s aren’t even remotely as close to vapid, image oriented, materialistic, superficial, hollywood popstar bullshit as Lourdes Leon’s cunt mother… Not that implants bother me, I’ve fucked them and I’ve sucked them, and they fill a bikini up proper, so maybe they don’t make girls feel like more of a women, since the whole vagina thing is enough, but they can make naked or half naked a little better to look at…if you don’t mind a little surgical updating with a little body modification that is better than sewing your pussy shot….which luckily I don’t. The fact that being Madonna’s kid hasn’t made her substantially worse of a human than this, amazes me…and so does the fact I want to watch her bang…no wait…I want to watch everyone bang… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lindsay Lohan Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is back…and she’s taken to the internet to post a few selfies…selfies that are unlike the selfies I am usually a fan of…because they don’t involve her poppin her booty out, or touching her toes, or topless, even though at this stage of her career, they probably should. It would do some good for her…and for me so that I could masturbate to her…like it was 2004 and we were dating in my mind…while she was busy cheating on me with everyone in LA with or without herpes …slowly destroying everything about her…from her body to her soul…I’m just bummed she doesn’t look 45…. Lindsay Lohan, I still remember….Never forget…Send Nudes.

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Lindsay Lohan Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is back…and she’s taken to the internet to post a few selfies…selfies that are unlike the selfies I am usually a fan of…because they don’t involve her poppin her booty out, or touching her toes, or topless, even though at this stage of her career, they probably should. It would do some good for her…and for me so that I could masturbate to her…like it was 2004 and we were dating in my mind…while she was busy cheating on me with everyone in LA with or without herpes …slowly destroying everything about her…from her body to her soul…I’m just bummed she doesn’t look 45…. Lindsay Lohan, I still remember….Never forget…Send Nudes.

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Drunk Couple Fighting of the Day

I am pretty into this beach party that I assume it is in Florida, but I could be wrong, it’s just up on that Florida level of class and sophistication…where the Hulk Hogan family are the top tier…wit all their jacked up trucks and bathsalt smoking bitch falling all over herself…the only thing that would make this better is if she was doing lines of meth off her brother’s dick in the outhouse…or if her tits were spilling of her her shirt like they were her ass in those pants… All this to say, I love romance when it looks like this…and more importantly, that I think I’m in love.

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Drunk Couple Fighting of the Day

Drunk Couple Fighting of the Day

I am pretty into this beach party that I assume it is in Florida, but I could be wrong, it’s just up on that Florida level of class and sophistication…where the Hulk Hogan family are the top tier…wit all their jacked up trucks and bathsalt smoking bitch falling all over herself…the only thing that would make this better is if she was doing lines of meth off her brother’s dick in the outhouse…or if her tits were spilling of her her shirt like they were her ass in those pants… All this to say, I love romance when it looks like this…and more importantly, that I think I’m in love.

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Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

A day is not a day unless a Glamour Model shows her tits..at least that’s how it works in the UK…the land where Glamour Models are in the daily paper…because Glamour Model tits are more important than the Royal Family and the news… The Glamour Model tit has been the Britain’s biggest contribution to the Free World, since the Free World…or maybe it’s not that big of a deal, but it probably is to the bra salesman who outfits these bitches, I mean they all have so much fucking tit that I don’t mind staring at…

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Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

A day is not a day unless a Glamour Model shows her tits..at least that’s how it works in the UK…the land where Glamour Models are in the daily paper…because Glamour Model tits are more important than the Royal Family and the news… The Glamour Model tit has been the Britain’s biggest contribution to the Free World, since the Free World…or maybe it’s not that big of a deal, but it probably is to the bra salesman who outfits these bitches, I mean they all have so much fucking tit that I don’t mind staring at…

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