You may hate Rihanna, you may think she’s some fucking pile of shit, losing her mind, talentless hack with a great scam going on, who likes to get high, likes to get beat up and is ruining the youth of tomorrow by making them think being a trashy whore is okay, which to me is her biggest contribution to the world….that and her style..cuz according to this dress…she’s got great fucking style…
I wonder how long ago these pictures were shot, I’m thinking a decade, not because she looks young and vibrant, this Pam Anderson bitch, but because she’s in a thong, and being 100 fucking years old this year, thongs are supposed to be banned, making think that even with all the photoshop she can manage, this would never have happened…unless maybe in Germany, cuz Germans are freaks…and into gross fetishes…like shitting elderly diaper porn… That said, it is typical that Russia would be into her 30 years too late, during the 80s communism it happened with jeans, coca cola, McDonalds and a lot of things us Capitalists were already over and done with….and so the cycle continues… I mean, I realize these are old pics, but still too new for how old this bitch is…
Anne Hathaway is so fat…good thing she’s jogging or hiking…or whatever she’s doing because this is Hollywood bitch and we got no time for your cellulite despite what all those cellulite ridden bitches are trying to tell you…not that you wouldn’t try to get your hands on these pants post workout to pull off her DNA so that you can clone her in your basement… That’s all I got to say about that, I used all my jokes on an aspiring actress I didn’t have sex with last night…which was almost as fun as wasting my jokes here to you bastards who don’t read anything I write. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Nastya Karzan is another Russian model, which is the theme of the day here, because I love the Russians and their insanity, as much as I love their cold, mysterious, money hungry women, some of whom have made it into real deal modelling, while most can be found jerking off on webcam the good old fashioned communist way…since communism has no real religion…and thus these girls have no real guilt…making hit a hell of a lot more fun to watch…because there’s a difference between a catholic guilt ridden catholic girl..and some robot bitch who knows there is no god…and that difference is usually that they are less fun to fuck, but more fun to jerk off to, because catholic girls, once you get them going, forget GOD exists, but getting them going requires some heavy machinery, like roofs…. Either way, this was shot by Aaron Feaver, whoever the fuck that is.
Hey big tits… That’s all I have to say about that…because guess what…that’s all there is to Imogen Thomas and any further investigation into her life will always lead you to one thing…her big tits…that she’s showing off for a magazine like a lady….
This is life, live. Here’s a little spiritual video that will ground you and give a little perspective on life….to help you start you’re day. I’m in the West Coast, so it is morning to me…and this morning, like every morning, while hungover and reflecting on all the mistakes I have made the past night, year, life… all I need is Yoga Lunch…to keep me going on…but that’s probably just because I only like athletic anything with Tacos. I’m Mexican like that…and this video is amazing.
If a secondary or even third string character on a defunct reality show puts on a bikini…and poses as sexy as her boxy body can…does she make a sound? I am going with yes, because any girl, no matter how hard she should be rocking’ a snow-suit rather than a bikini, or how hard she’s crying for attention, or how hard she’s failed at pretty much all aspects of her life deserves her titties to be stared at…and if you’re not gonna do it because you’re a snob and have standards…I will… Not to mention, the down on their luck low levels are the easiest to bed…they are the kind of girls who don’t consider rape rape because they just like feeling some human contact or touch…you know the kind of girl who tries to marry her rapist because it was the only love she’s felt in years…because she’s that fucking broken….my favorite.
Catherine McNeil is some fake lesbian from Australia who was dating some MTV host which allowed her to be a public figure and thus book modelling gigs and for some reason the fake lesbian game doesn’t bother me, because I know even real lesbians aren’t actually lesbians, but misguided jaded girls who fear the cock, despite fucking girls who act like they have a cock, with rubber things that look like a cock… Thanks to her dyke antics she’s booked some Esprit lingerie campaign, and these are the pics of her in panties, which are a lot like pics of her strap-on, even if she’s the one who gets fucked by a strap-on as she counts down the days before establishing herself so she can go back to the cock…at least that’s my theory.
Chrissy Teigan is some fat Sports Illustrated model who always talks about food as fat girls who don’t know they are fat do…she’s the kind of girl who as her belly hangs over her pants but talks to people about how she doesn’t have to work out cuz she’s naturally beautiful…even though she’s not..it is one of those positive reinforcement situations gone wrong…where it gives a girl an ego, that tricks the rich dudes around her enough to marry her, and get her booked doing Candy commercials, when really Candy is the last thing she should be eating, but can be eating cuz her professional gold digging has gone heavy equipment and is now gold mining… That said, I consider Chrissy Teigan a friend of the site.
Stacy Keibler and her Homie and eating partner…Naomi Campbell were in bikinis last week celebrating being single, 40, fit and capable of fucking any dude they want, unless that dude is George Clooney or the Russian Billionaire…who dumped their high maintenance getting old as fuck….asses…but other than those two…these bitches are half naked, not fat and on the prowl and worth noticing or at least fucking…even if you have to listen to their whining about their exes and even if they are out there looking for someone with more status than the last dude cuz girls like climbing ladders not falling off them…even when they have their own money…it’s better for their self esteem… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE