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Paris Hilton Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton must be 45 years old now, but it’s nice to see she’s still putting in effort to get some level of attention, despite the whole Kim Kardashian winning at her own game against her, despite being fat…. You know, two rich girls who really don’t need to make themselves famous, but do anyway, through sex, because being famous is more fun than just having unlimited funds to finance their spoiled cunt behavior… I was a fan of Paris falling off the map after years of being over exposed unnecessarily, and I am a fan of the fact that the paparazzi don’t even bother with anymore, and that the only people who actually care about her posting bikini pics are herself, and I guess me, because I’m posting this shit…but in my defence, I have a hard time letting go of the past and that’s why I am an alcoholic.. The good news, is that unlike that Kardashian, this party slut rich kid, isn’t fat….

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Machine Gun Kelly Gets Head in the Club from Rachel Starr of the Day

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Machine Gun Kelly is some rapper that all the college kids fucking love… He fucks a pornstar that I am sure all of you love named Rachel Starr, who if you aren’t family with….you can see some of her porn if you CLICK HERE …. And sometimes when things get “Turnt up” in the club, as they often do for rappers, you just gotta let a horny daddy issue bitch suck your dick in front of the crowd…. I know porn girls and I know they just can’t control themselves, they just need dick all the time, to the point of annoying, or crazy, and I am sure this shit happened under total normal porno chick circumstances…because this is just what they do in their everyday life, their work life, and in their prostitution they do on the side to pay the bills… I guess who really cares, it’s just funny.

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Anastasia Ashley the “Twerk Surfer” Fat Ass in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone fell in love with Anastasia Ashley’s Fat Ass Twerking during her surf contest warm-up…so here are some pics of her surfing in her bikini yesterday because surf girls wear their bikinis every fucking day of their fucking lives because that’s their job. They are like the bikini model of sports, only with less tall anorexic bodies and more fit as fuck, lean as fuck, I want to lick the salt of her every inch like I was a dog and it was peanut butter….kinda way….if you know what I mean….which you do…I mean seriously…this fat ass is almost at the point of ridiculous, how does she even surf with that amazing thing…now the one thing I need to figure out is how to make her surf on my face with that thing…or my dick…I’m open minded like that…

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Amanda Seyfried Nude Scenes from Lovelace of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love vintage porn because it has a certain level of eroticism rather than just gratuitous throat fucking, like the porn of today, because we as a people have lost our filter and are incapable of getting off to anything that isn’t graphic starring seriously damaged girls…but vintage porn, that shit paved the way for this shit, and most importantly, has rocking’ bush and I love bush, the hairier the fucking better. I also love Amanda Seyfried playing Lindsay Lohan playing Linda Lovelace from Deep Throat….because I love Amanda Seyfried in all her non-Disney shit movies…because she’s got great tits and is down to be naked…sure she’s boring as fuck for the paparazzi, but she when she’s getting paid, she fucking brings it… Here are some of the sex scenes from Lovelace, including a horrible anal scene, that if happened today, her vagina would be dripping and not taking a post rape shower… Good times… If you’re bored I suggest you compare this nude scene with these nude scenes: Lindsay Lohan in the Canyons …and/or Amanda Seyfried in Chloe This is so hot to me that I need to cool me down…

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Rihanna’s Bikini Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

Posted on August 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The best thing about these Rihanna pics…or really all the Rihanna pics…is that she’s so heavily marketed, that she doesn’t really need “social media”. She’s a massive brand and will still stay relevant for at least another couple of years without it. Not to mention, in being a massive brand, her instagram could just be pictures of her behind the scenes, shopping, doing basic shit that her fans would still get excited over, yet she decides to get more personal, to get half naked, to put herself out there, and to let her fans watch her half naked ass do silly hipster photoshoots in her bikini, when really she could be doing this in the privacy of her own multi-million dollar Villa….I am there are sure there are ways to get as much buzz, without being an exhibitionist who likes being seen naked, a porn chick if this music thing hadn’t worked out, the kind of girl rumoured to have been a hooker when she was a teenager in Barbados for tourists…but where’s the fun in not letting us in on it…I know that I appreciate it, but then again, I come from an era when hard nipples, vagina flashes, see through shits, and bikini pics were exciting, crazy, and worth building a blog about…now that shit’s just everywhere, but I’m still into it…otherwise I’d be gay. All this to say, I love that she flaunts her hip hop booty, and people I know who have worked with her or toured with her have all said the same thing, she’s even better in person, like you can’t even look at her without getting hard, she just oozes “fuck me now, I’m a dirty little stepGIRL”…if you know what I mean…but they probably aren’t racists white power hicks like you…so you probably don’t know what I mean, you’re too busy raging that she stole a white person’s job…

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Drunk Guy Tries to Break a Brick with his Head of the Day

Posted on August 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been drunk for most of my adult life and if I am not drunk, I am hungover. It’s been the only real constant in my life and never my drinking career have I ever tried to break a brick with my head, in fact there are so many things I see people do when drunk, like idiotic things, that I’ve never even thought of doing…all I really do when I am drunk is make girls laugh, usually at the size of my penis or my sexual capabilities..but I like when other people are less graceful and dignified when they drink, it makes me feel like I do it right, while making me laugh at how wrong they do it..I assume this happened in Russia…it’s always Russia.

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Leilani Dowding TOpless Beach Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on August 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are probabily very old topless pics of Leilani Dowding, but she’s been doing the paparazzi rounds again, rocking her bikini a decade later, and I figure why not give her the attention she want then and still wants now because even with going topless on the beach for the paparazzi, no one gave a fuck, no one gave her a reality show, no one really bothered with her or even remembered who she fucking was until the paparazzi started fucking with her again, but I’ll still stare at her tits, even if they are old pics, cuz I got nothing better to do, and has been who never was desperation then, is still as good to look at now, which unfortunately for us, isn’t even all that good….I like desperation then leads to hardcore porn now… TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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My Favorite Dude of the Day

Posted on August 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So this dude slits his own throat, gets shot with a rubber bullet or whatever and falls off the building he is on with style and grace, I am talking some Olympic caliber gymnastic performance, far better than any Bruce Willis action movie bullshit….give this guy an Oscar, I like his passion and commitment to his role, even if his role is real life mental issues…. If you don’t like that, here’s some video surveillance of a kid falling through the mall roof…

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Mellisa Clarke Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Posted on August 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mellisa Clarke is some small titty Glamour model who I guess they threw into the mix to fuck with our expectations of Glamour models, you know to stir the pot and piss off any of the big titty lovers, or maybe to settle some law suit or hate mail they were getting from girls with small tits, probably lesbians, who felt that Page 3 was objectifying women, and they were planning a protest, as lesbians do, to put an end to their unrealistic expectations of women, using women who have unrealistic sized tits, because they are usually not real….and you know what, I’m kinda into it…but then again, I have consistently been more into girls with smaller tits over the years, because they just usually come as a tighter package. Every girl I’ve met with big tits, just has a looser, wider set vagina…a dumpier ass, and a shitty stomach…while tight tone girls with perky tits, are just more athletic and better to fuck…I mean the only time I’m really into huge tits is getting a lap dance cuz I can’t stick my dick in the dumpy bitch, and the black light and my alcoholism makes them perfect enough for me to play with their tits like an autistic kid playing with rocks in the park….if you know what I mean…all overly excited and aggressive about it…either way, here are the pics.

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Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the Day

Posted on August 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is some silly looking bikini model, who I guess has a fantastic bikini model body, because why else would she be working for Beach Bunny, the bikini brand that I am pretty sure Sports Illustrated, or the wife of someone important at Sports Illustrated owns, because they consistently cast the star girls from their Swimsuit edition in the shit. It’s a logical brand extension, I mean if your biggest deal is the Swimsuit issue and all these bikini models want in on it, you might as well make your own bikinis and profit off the shit from every angle… Now you may know Nina Agdal as the vagina tainted by Adam Levine, or even the girl who was in some nude pics a couple years ago for fashion, or as some kind of import who was hot enough to be imported and put to work here, taking American jobs, or even as the model with a bit of a retarded face…like functional retard but still a little retard… I know her as this year’s cover girl for SI, because I’ve been in the game long enough to know that year 4 of Kate Upton, won’t happen. They’ve milked her hard, as much as they can, and it’s time to put this cow out to pasture, cuz all that’s comin out of them titties is butter. Not to mention, Kate Upton is cocky now that she’s all famous and shit… I also know that they’ve been strategically placing Nina Agdal in fake A-List relationships, random campaigns, you know building up her brand as hard as they can, so if you want a glimpse into the future, you’ll be seeing this on every news stand, because despite the hopes and dreams of trees everywhere, magazines apparently still exist..

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