Retired figure skater Sasha Cohen posted this picture of herself in the park, pulling some kind of Yoga move I call “ready for anal”…with her ass up in the air and her pussy spread open under those shorts ready for entry…these Olympic athletes in obscure sports like skating, or swimming are all fucking perverts whether being molested by coaches or older lesbians in the locker rooms, they know what’s up.….but unfortunately she’s not perverted enough to post this shit from the right angle for the real fans…you know those of us who like their ass shots from straight up and not from the side…
Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton, Candice Swanepoel, Barbara Palvin, Bregje Heinen, Adriana Lima and whoever else is in the mix, are doing the same old repetitive shit for Victoria’s Secret that is hardly as exciting as an era before the internet when it was all I had to masturbate, but still worth looking at, even if it lacks creativity, substance, flavor or really anything beyond hot bitches half naked…which apparently is good enough to build a billion dollar business off of…
Rosie Huntington-Whitely is pretty spectacular…I like when she gets her fitness game on, not quite as much as I like when she gets her fucking old, bald, jacked up dudes game on, or even as much as when she gets her making Megan Fox obsolete, not because of Megan Fox’s pregnancy, but because she showed how a talentless model can carry her role, and not even as much as I like seeing her topless for fashion…but enough to do this post…she’s a babe. TO see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK To see more ass pics CLICK HERE
Arianny Celeste is leaking some behind the scenes of her calendar shoot cuz she’s struggling to stay relevant. I mean there is only so long that a girl can be the den mother of the UFC before the younger hotter ones take over the reins from her. She’s 27 according to her Wikipedia, which means she’s probably 45, and her tits 27. She’s a stripper or show girl, and she’s been doing this since 2006…we call it her lottery ticket… I mean maybe she should be looking at that calendar she’s gonna be half naked in and say to herself “It’s time, I’m old as fuck, I shouldn’t be doing this, but people like me, cuz I make an otherwise gay sport straight, and my body is pretty fucking fit, and I’m short and have no talent, there’s nothing else out there for me to do, so ride this til it crashes and fucking burns, until it’s comedic, cuz it’s all I fucking have… How did you like my Arianny Celeste impression? Pretty good right.
I have no idea who this woman is, but she’s kind of amazing. She’s hitting up random postal workers and calling them stalkers, I guess either she’s legitimately crazy and thinks the postal working coming to her house everyday is them stalking her, but I am going to assume that it has more to do with “Performing Art”….you know a little youtube stunt…a prank to get viral because being freaked out by the postal workers is an easy target that everyone can relate to…pretty genius whether she’s insane or not… Here’s another video… And one more….
I have a thing for Miley Cyrus… I just like the whole Disney starlet turned slut because Disney made her that way dynamic…you know it’s pretty marketable because people love talking about it…and it’s pretty amazing…because she’s not fat, she twerks, she barely wears pants, like the girls who snapchat me their little jean shorts, or the girls I see in the park or at the coffee shop in their little shorts, revolutionizing asses everywhere… Sure she’s probably a cunt, with a shitty personality, but she’s fun to watch, even if you think she’s got a bigger dick than Beiber…or that she is Beiber…cuz let’s face it she probably is… I mean exploited youth are all one in the same…
The best thing about a model, especially a bikini model, in a bikini, is that she does it so well, I mean that’s why she gets paid all that money to do it… The worst thing about a model, especially a bikini model, in a bikini, is that she’s on the beach with her kids, reminding me that under those bikini bottoms she’s wearing for free, is a ravaged mom vagina, that isn’t all that tight…cuz no kegels can really restore a vagina to it’s original form despite what moms will tell you, as no girls, not even those who bang black cocks, ever want to admit their junk is stretched out like a animal pelt being turned into a pair of fine italian shoes… I don’t know what that means, but it made sense at the time I wrote it. What I do know is that this is the bikini model equivalent a dentist doing free dental work for homeless people, or some doctors doing doctors without border, or some lawyer helping out some ghetto mom on welfare for free…you know some community, pro-boner shit, only the bikini model’s more about the pro-boner than about actually helping anyone with her “life work” of standing around lookin’ pretty…a contribution to society, one could argue is not quite a contribution. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
You wanna know what I like? Kate Bosworth, cuz she’s some hot old enough to be a mom, who doesn’t look like a mom because she probably hasn’t had a kid yet, but she has probably had at least one abortion. You know an actor, from whipped cream bikini fame, turned nobody, turned model, all tall and lean, who even in her old age is looking amazing…who unlike most 39 year olds, hasn’t let her looks go to shit,even if her vagina has…because as long as their clothed, no one needs to see the damage done from baby making or at least trying to baby make, like with Kate Bosworth, I’m sure she’s had so much cum in her that if we were to fill a bath tub with it… it’d be disgusting, but when she’s showing off her thin legs, in pictures none of that matters…In fact I am kinda into it.
My favorite thing about models is pretty fucking simple, they get half naked in pictures, usually for very little money, all in hopes of never having to work at Walmart, or in Paloma Passos’ case, the Brazilan version of Walmart ever again… They want the good life, they want the A-List jobs and boyfriends, you know top clients and cock, but the only way to do that is by putting in work…and the only work people notice..is half naked…and as some fat dude in canada, watching from the internet sidelines on my soiled couch in my soiled sweatpants, that works out fine for me, because staring at pictures is far easier to fuck then real people, you don’t have to drug pictures to pull your dick out…right?
Ronda Rousey is the lesbian, who may not actually be a lesbian, but who I saw fight a lesbian, in the first Female UFC match, that I think the lesbian was in on, just to have the chance to scissor with Ronda in public forum, so that people believed her when she told the story at the lesbian bar…which I guess makes Ronda Rousey a gay basher…like Russia. She’s posing in some half naked men’s magazine pics, and it is semi erotic knowing that legally she’s considered a lethal weapon, all trained to kill if she needs to and shit, which would make being her submissive pretty fucking effective, even though powerhouses like this, usually like finding a dude to dom them, and powerhouses like this get off to being punched in the fucking face and locked in cages in the basement so much they made a job out of it. She’s fit, she’s got a body, she’s a killer and I approve.
