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Snooki in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently this is a bikini, but it looks more like a diaper, which is appropriate because Snooki shits so hard that it comes out as a living and breathing creature they pretend is a baby… You see, as a pile of shit so horrible she can’t be human, anything that comes out of her has to be shoot… I can’t accept that she can reproduce, the government wouldn’t allow that…unless you believe theories that the government wants us all dumb so they can fuck us over…but that can’t be possible…either can Snooki being a mom… MTV, I hate you for creating this….even when it is half naked… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Britney Spears in a Bikini of the DAy

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Britney Spears decided to walk around in a bikini and it wasn’t as disgusting or amazing as it could have been. I mean seeing fetus head, cheetos, a bottle of Mountain Dew sticking out of her cunt like it was old times would have been a lot more fun… I mean sure, she’s not offensively fat, she’s actually kind fit and thick, in a fertile bitch I want to fuck like I was K-Fed and not just because it comes with a retirement plan kind of way…but in a she’s got good fucking booty to stick it in her pooper, even if said pooper smells like fast food…no wait…especially since said pooper smells like fast food.

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Lana Del Rey’s Hot House Hunting Pose of the Day

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I am so into the paparazzi when they snap off pics of Lana Del Rey showing off her panties , even if I don’t give a fuck about Lana Del Rey, or find Lana Del Rey hot in any way, other than that she’s got some pretty catchy anti-pop-pop songs…I gotta appreciate her bending over a Jag as looking for some over-priced house in LA, because she’s living the good life…and I’m just bummed I can’t see her asshole…cuz like I always say, an asshole is the gateway into a girl’s soul….you just have to fuck it right. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Ieva Laguna For Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some more VS Pink campaign pics, this time staring some girl named Ieva Laguna. I’ve never heard of her but I know that VS Pink is corporate strategy to target tweens into their spell, so everything she’s wearing is designed for a 14 year old, and this Ieva Laguna is supposed to represent a 14 year old, which probably turns at least one of you on…long gone are the days of 14 year olds in little kid underwear fearing the day they get their period LIKE THIS CAMP GYNO SHIT ….and thanks to Christian friendly Victoria’s Secret, now 14 year olds can be sluts… It’s a whole new world people…and I’m sure that turns you on.

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Kate Upton’s Weird See Through of the Day

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Dumpy pig Kate Upton is not just the worst Swimsuit model to ever walk the earth with her really heavy step thanks to weighing 200 fucking pounds….but she’s also the worst at rockin’ see through tops. I mean you’d think she’d know that her career is falling the fuck off, that people are catching onto her being a pile of shit who doesn’t deserve to be masturbated to, even if her tits are huge….and with that would say “hey, my tits are my key to success, why don’t I skip the bra when I wear this topless shit, flash some nipple and get the adoration of my fans back”….but I guess she realized it would be a liability, because without that bra, those loose hangers have a mid of their own and could either kill, or drown an innocent bystander in a fleshy tidal wave…or maybe, her nipple is big and hangs to the ground like most granny tits…granny tits that have more perk than Upton tit…do… Whatever the reason, she’s let us down. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus We Can’t Stop Director’s Cut of the Day

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We call this “milking it as hard as you fucking can”…use the outtakes, do a re-edit, get people excited all over again for a Disney rich bitch being slutty in a music video…like shit was in the Disney Executive’s office back when she was 14 and selling her soul to the devil…I unfortunately find it hot…but I guess it is cuz of the back story, the little body, the flawed personality…they trying hard….you know everything everyone hates about her, I masturbate to… They are brainwashing us…

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Malena Costa Re Creating Movie Babes for GQ Spain of the Day

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Her name is Malena Costa, she’s some tall hot model from who the fuck cares, and she’s recreating some randomly selected movie babes in her GQ Spain spread…. If you look at the pictures you will see her as Bo Derek as Jenny in “Ten”, as Halle Berry as Jinx in “Die Another Day”, as Jinx again, as Jessica Alba as Sam in “Into the Blue”, as Sam again, as Raquel Welch as Loana in “One Million Years B.C.”, as Loana again, as Sue Lyon as Dolores Haze in Kubrick’s “Lolita”, as Lolita again…. It’s like a mix of old and new that makes absolutely no fucking sense,haphazardly thrown together, it’s like a horrible internet top 10 list, but the picture version, only unlike the horrible top 10 list, you know all chosen at random, this list involves bikinis..and I’m into that and so are you…that’s why we are friends.

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Bouncers in Florida Gone Nuts of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The story goes like this…two bouncers beat the fuck out of two white dude in Florida because they were defending Trayvon Martin…and in defending Trayvon Martin, all white dudes must die…even though the dude who killed Trayvon was a Mexican….and the white dudes get arrested for it. Bouncers are thugs, their favorite thing is that they can legally beat the fuck out of anyone they want, however aggressive they want. I have been beat up by bouncers, one was wearing a padded kevlar glove and he pounded my face in, fracturing my sinus. I went to the cops, bleeding all over the place, and they told me that bouncers can do whatever they want in the bar, that I was at fault and if I didn’t get home or to a hospital I would be arrested. So this video doesn’t surprise me, but it’s clearly excessive and people need to see it….

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Knockout Master at the Huntington Beach Riots of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some riot that happened after the US Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach, because you know how surfers are, real fucking angry, I saw Point Break, I know how it is, all tweaked out on meth, robbing banks and fucking with the FBI and shit…or maybe it is just cuz kids are punks, they get drunk, they get rowdy, and putting them all in a group leads to trouble, or maybe it has something to do Trayvon Martin…. I wasn’t at the event, since I don’t like crowd, but this brawler was, and he knocks out three people in a row and it is kinda funny….in a “at one with the ocean, into yoga, surf zen” kind of way…

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Kelly Brook Shitty Selfie Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is on vacation and she’s taken to her internet profiles to share her bikini body with the world, a body she has labeled #noabs #curvy….because I guess this is her idea of hot bikini body, because her idea of fitness is maintaining her tits under and any all circumstances, because without her tits, she doesn’t matter. You may find it hot, I find it dumpy…if anything, I think she needs to take the Bean Curd Challenge… Here are the pics…

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